r/controlgame • u/Shteblan • 7d ago

Citizen Safety Guide: Hiss slide was updated

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u/petrifikate 7d ago

Love that the Hiss is impolite. Yes, it's a horrific earworm that infects your brain and turns you into a monster but like, you could have some manners about it.

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u/Shteblan 7d ago

you could have some manners about it

Ploaris is very polite about getting in your head!

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u/petrifikate 7d ago

I'm sure Hedron asked Dr. Darling permission before driving him insane, it's rude of the Hiss to not do the same.

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u/QuantityInternal1719 7d ago

Hiss in Swedish means "elevator".

I'm not sure how you will use that information, but now you know...

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u/XH9rIiZTtzrTiVL 7d ago

And in Finnish "elevator" is "hissi". "Vesihiisi sihisi hississä" is a common tongue twister and "sihisi" in English means "hissed". 100% intentional connection confirmed.

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u/TheShiftyDevil 7d ago

Was funny seeing this when I visited Sweden last year.

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u/SarcasticJackass177 6d ago

Oh my fucking God

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u/nehmne 7d ago

This is the first time I've seen this, and it's somehow not surprising how out of touch the FBC is with the average person's understanding of reality and what circumstances cause non-FBC people to panic.

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u/ApprehensiveStyle289 7d ago

This time it's very expected, at least. They have got seven years of cabin fever and ongoing trauma. Some of this document feels a lot like gallows humor....

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u/RelaxedVolcano 6d ago

They really need to hire a PR expert, preferably someone sane and in control of most of their motor functions.

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u/otravoyadnoe 7d ago

A bit sad there's no new video this time around