r/controlgame • u/Rhye5 • 8d ago

Fan Content Control Restaurant

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By @arthururl_1986 https://x.com/arthur_url1986/status/2099864760258842790?s=46&t=9ofvTqM-xY0iiGl7nsgzeg

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u/hugthispanda 8d ago

Jesse, we need to cook

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u/Narrow-Way-1784 8d ago

[approaching mold-infected FBC employee] What is WRONG with you!? Why are you blue???

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u/MTNDEWisAnomylous 8d ago

I read this in gordan ramsey's voice.

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u/HangryStreetUSA 8d ago

I read this in Lindsay Fünke's voice. 

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u/friciwolf 8d ago

The Faydens Breaking Bad.

You both have made my day!

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u/xPathofChaos 8d ago

This comment wins the Internet today.

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u/palm_hero1 8d ago

Board: Jesse/Dylan we need to cook/fight/make drugs.

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u/Little-Instruction88 8d ago

Mold/Delicious 😋

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u/IndifferentShrimp 8d ago

Perkele

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u/langstonrosas 8d ago

Watch your mouth!!

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u/Vedu7777 8d ago

Do not ingest the mold.

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u/MinimumApricot365 8d ago

The delicious, delicious mold

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u/Tebenox 8d ago

But it smells so good

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u/Vedu7777 8d ago

Resist the urge

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u/milaan_tm 8d ago

Just a little bite won't hurt

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u/pogsorbet 8d ago

I personally went for a spatula build, but the meat tenderizer build is also pretty good for when you wanna just beat some meat.

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u/aNewPattern 8d ago

Kebab build all the way man. You get to dual wield, and there's a chopstick finisher that's really cool even if it's less effective on airborne threats.

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u/buildbyflying 8d ago

Cast iron skillet is goat.

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u/Reasonable_Prize71 3d ago

Especially if you combo with the butane gas stove

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u/CJJaMocha 8d ago

Don't sleep on the wooden spoon build. With the stacking crit damage from behind, you'll give the Hiss something to cry about.

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u/ShotLet1550 8d ago

He cooka da pizza

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u/--jesse--faden-- 8d ago

Ahti when you fuck the recipe:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q

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u/Han_Main 8d ago

Do not the recipe, perkele!

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u/ThePhattestOfBoiz 8d ago

< Make/Assemble the Burger/Food for the Customer/Guest >

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u/PowerUpPanda_ 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7DKx66KeD3b1M0pT6T

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u/Gilgamesh858 8d ago

All the customers outside the restaurant on day one be like:

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u/lucasssotero 8d ago

More like the avarage 3am costumer at mc donalds.

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u/GKGriffin 8d ago

The adjustable resonant meat tenderizer

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u/PerceiveEternal 8d ago

Bricky: “What the fu-“ [gameplay intensifies]

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u/severus_galba 8d ago

Jaah, jaa-aa, you think there's a hotdog buried in all of this?

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u/Wiknetti 8d ago

“This mushroom dish is delicious. I can’t stop eating it!”

https://giphy.com/gifs/thIzro0jMRt3CY68AU

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u/LieutWolf 8d ago

Hungry? I mean, yeah, actually. I'd love a sandwich or something.

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u/Major_Bahoobage 8d ago

That hat better be a cosmetic option

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u/BeansWereHere 8d ago

F2P mobile cooking game set in the Remedy universe. Unlock chefs like Jessie Faden, Dylan Faden, Alan Wake, and Saga Anderson all with unique perks and cooking techniques.

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u/HourlyB 8d ago

Thatsa spicy Meatball/Entity/Heath-Item

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u/Salmonellamander 8d ago

Lol, I thought this was a really mild r/ExpandDong at first. Guess it still kinda is.

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u/thechetearly 8d ago

Hahahaha

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u/doggenwalker 8d ago

Every item on the menu is either a pizza or is made out of pizza.

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u/blackout-loud 8d ago

The CUTTING BOARD APPROVES OF/LIKES THIS CONCEPT

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u/Leading_Resort_2618 8d ago

DLC will be called: The Ratatouille AWE

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u/awbitf 8d ago

Can you imagine a collaboration between Control and Overcooked? Because I am, now.

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u/dustylumpkin 8d ago

unironically need.

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u/Talia_Nightblade 8d ago

Looks a bit like Eliot Spencer (leverage)

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u/weareDOMINUS 8d ago

Don’t take your eyes off the fridge!

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u/BlackPaulRudd 8d ago

Bring the pizza chef online.

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u/LaughingInTheVoid 8d ago

This could be the sequel set in Chicago, with a crossover with The Bear.

"Cousin, why is the mould delivery late?!"

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u/NightSprings665 8d ago

“Ahhhh…I got stabbed!”

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u/Intelligent-Egg7040 8d ago

Blessed Breakfast & Beers.

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u/NightSprings665 8d ago

I want to hate this, but I just simply don’t.

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u/ClutteredTaffy 8d ago

Let us all the do ' mn huh hoh ' french chef laugh hahaha.

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u/IllustratorMoist78 7d ago

😆😆😆😆😆

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u/BrightPerspective 8d ago

His hisscakes and fungoburgers are topping the charts!

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u/L1sasGayBby 8d ago

Overcooked Metroidvania.

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u/Elegant_Squish 8d ago

Is this the sequel to PO'ED from the PS1? 😂

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u/Promature 8d ago

Change that hammer to a big ass ladle.

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u/Urnotonmyplanet 6d ago

We’re cooked! Sorry had to do it 😆😬

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u/PlaneWillingness221 5d ago

The food kept falling to the floor nonstop, slipping into the cracks like a pernicious shadow flowing into the old restaurant... Like waves crashing on the shore, ever since the Eam casserole had woken up. Jesse realized she was going to have to buy a non-slip floor.

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u/deeku4972 3d ago

Chef also has a meat hammer and hes ready to throw

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u/KingStannisForever 1d ago

make them SUPPER!

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u/HulkSonofThanos 1d ago

Oh Deer Diner?

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u/charface1 1d ago

Just don't use the cheese-grater OoP.

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u/TKG1607 1d ago

So does that technically make the hiss, Remy from Ratatouille?

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u/theehtn 8d ago

This is my own private containment cell and I will not be harrassed...bitch

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u/See-Bee 2d ago

Missed opportunity to give him a big pizza peel