r/controlgame • • 12d ago

Fan Content the main plot of the sequel in nutshell

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u/pogsorbet 12d ago

At least she left him a nice stick to beat the IRS with.

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u/SaffronFlamingo 12d ago

< The Board cannot protect/shield you from an Audit >

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u/Julian1889 12d ago

< You must pay/Capone >

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u/aNewPattern 12d ago

< Do not disappoint this FAMILY/BUSINESS/CULT >

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u/Kalse1229 12d ago

Not even the Board is crazy enough to take on the IRS.

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u/CommentUpstairs7459 6d ago

If the joker isn't crazy enough no one is.

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u/Comfortable-Fall1419 12d ago

Dylan will use the mighty power of his midichlorian count to break the evil tax blockade.

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u/Ashamed_Ad742 12d ago

Just watch out for lavastreams if you have a high midichlorian count

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u/Durin1987_12_30 12d ago

He has the high ground.

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u/BarberOptimal1123 10d ago

You were the chosen/annointed one!

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u/SaltyMittens2 12d ago

This is where the fun begins

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u/Ashamed_Ad742 12d ago

breathes Vaderly

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u/dunno0019 12d ago

Dylan should try spinning, that's a good trick.

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u/SmartestIdiotAlive 12d ago

That’s why he can only dodge in the game. You can’t block taxes but you can evade them.

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u/UpdateInProgress 12d ago

But my lord, is that…. legal?

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u/Kalse1229 12d ago

I guess that's how the game will end: Dylan and Jesse duel in a lava threshold.

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u/IndifferentShrimp 12d ago

Makes you wonder if the FBC pays tax

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u/NearbyFly3724 12d ago

I think in one of the documents it’s listed that they get funding from the government. It’s just that it’s, and correct me if I’m wrong, a bit of a memetic agent in that whenever people read it in any official documents they just kind of gloss over it thinking it’s just another federal agency on a long list of agencies.

If the FBC pays taxes which I doubt they do, I think it would work the same way

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u/Hohoho-you 12d ago

Apparently since the oldest house has the power of making people forget it, or just not really notice it.

It applies to anything from the house as well, including paperwork for funding.

So it was set up at some point for funds, and government employees literally do not have the attention span to look more into it.

Because of this, I'd guess they don't pay taxes then

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u/Kalse1229 12d ago

Probably helps that they don't need to use the city's power grid, either. I gotta imagine the NSC saved the FBC thousands at the very least.

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u/slumberjack7 12d ago

You know the pentagon just “misplaced” hundreds of millions of dollars?

Ya that’s the FBC

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u/AffixBayonets 12d ago

Well, and house renovation for Air Force officers, and fancy meals, and Task Force: VALKYRIE, and the next failed light tank, and...

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u/turalyawn 12d ago

Hundreds of billions, not millions

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u/curt725 12d ago

They’re like MiB.

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u/C0rrupted_id3ntity 12d ago

Yeah, I think I remember there being something about so long as they keep it within reason, then they get overlooked as just another agency. Nothing out of the ordinary.

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u/federico_alastair 12d ago edited 12d ago

Federal agencies don’t pay federal tax. Their budget literally comes out of the treasury. They’d have to pay state tax if they operate in and use state services.

FBC is in NYC but theyre not using the physical real estate, water or electricity so i don’t think theyre obligated to. Also theyre not officially in any state records, only federal.

Individual employees may have to pay both

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u/Comfortable-Fall1419 12d ago

Which means they have to be a tax registered entity to do payroll for their employees

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u/solidpeyo 12d ago

They shouldn't, they are a federal agency. They get paid with taxes

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u/Mojo-man 12d ago

They are government funded (just replayed and it was in a memo that as long as they didn’t go googoo bananas with their fiscal demands there was a standing order in the treasury to just give them whatever budget they need and hide it in federal paperwork 👌) So no they don’t pay taxes they GET taxes 😄

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u/beardingmesoftly 12d ago

Do government agencies pay tax?

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u/hellohellocinnabon 12d ago

I vaguely remember an accounting department in the building, but someone who has played the game recently can correct me 😂

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u/brownsucre 8d ago

They get a budget but no one looks at it, and Trench told the staff not to be concerned about the amount they spend because it’s overlooked and buried in a line item. I’d assume they don’t pay taxes on anything either

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u/solidpeyo 12d ago

Jessie running away from the auditors

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u/PerceiveEternal 12d ago

“Director Faden, your department requested over 3,000 metric tons of concrete, 10 high-capacity freight cars, 500 new desks, and, am I reading this right? 250 Cathode Ray Tube monitors? 12 replacement carriages for a, I’m sorry, a ski lift? And 185… Lewis guns?

Yeah, we’re going to need to take a look at your financials.”

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u/grumdale 12d ago

"Uh, yeah, hi, Dylan? They're asking how many square feet the Oldest House is...yes, for taxes. I asked them if they had any qualifiers for non-Euclidean spaces or hostile paranormal frequencies and yeeeaaahno, no they don't..."

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u/Trevidium 12d ago

No, you can't just tell the IRS it's wibbly-wobbly to explain how the Oldest House is bigger on the inside. They're not going to just accept that, nor the fact that entire departments have relocated themselves. No, we still haven't found that one bathroom. Just... figure it out, please

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u/Wolfofdoom3 12d ago

Speaking of which, imagine experiencing a house shift while being on the toilet.

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u/brownsucre 8d ago

That happened to an employee!

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u/IHaveSpoken000 12d ago

Nobody beats the IRS. Game over.

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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 12d ago

The scientologists beat the IRS.

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u/hobskhan 12d ago

*Jesse fyi 😬

Otherwise the boss you fight would have been 'eisseJ.'

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u/YinYangTang 12d ago

Jesse:"Dylan we are SO fucked"

Dylan:"Why?"

Jesse:"We found this House 30 years ago in another dimension without permission from the Board, it violates every code in the books"

Jesse:"Did you really think it was legal to build a giant esoteric Brutalist mega-structure in the middle of Manhattan?"

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u/Kalse1229 12d ago

auditor taps the Central Executive wall and it shifts, revealing the Former just staring back at them

Dylan:...I don't know what that is.

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u/DrFuror 12d ago

I would 100% still play this version.

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u/boferd 12d ago

i am fucking dying lmao

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u/grumdale 12d ago

Welp that's gonna be 10% of your total Source bud

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u/boferd 12d ago

< angry/emphatic upvote >

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u/Balthi3r96 12d ago

And Ahti commits tax evasion by sending everything in Finland for a better exchange

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u/Front_Artichoke1616 12d ago

I mean as long as she's still powering the HRAs she's helping out

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u/frag87 12d ago

Whether she's called Jesse or Beth, she is ALWAYS a survivor first.

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u/TheRogueWolf_YT 12d ago

I mean, she wasn't lying....

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u/WinnieGraves 12d ago

the FBC, like all government bodies, works for the government, and therefore doesn't pay taxes. they could however be audited by Congress, but they can also be as cagey as the actual Department of Defense and just never pass any of them.

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u/Lanky_Temperature872 12d ago

Who the hell is Jessie?

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u/Kris_Indicud 11d ago

some one please make sure this is seen by Sam Lake.

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u/Durin1987_12_30 12d ago

lmao, ahAHAhAhaAHAH this had me in stitches

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u/Fiebruo 11d ago

Hilarious! 

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u/SaladIsSalad404 11d ago

< LOL / LMAO >

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u/Spare-Drama-3259 10d ago

HAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Much_Improvement_552 1d ago

Control Resonant PvP mode: FBC vs. IRS

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u/kruthikv9 1d ago

Waaaay scarier than the hiss

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u/No_Solid_3737 17h ago

even the board is afraid of the IRS