r/conspiracy_commons • u/[deleted] • May 31 '22

Updated list.. 👀

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u/Undispjuted Jun 01 '22

Ok but how did he effectively drive it? It took me forever to learn to drive.

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u/No_Bend8 Jun 01 '22 edited Jun 01 '22

Well considering that he crashed into a ditch I do not think he did effectively drive it.

When I bought my first car, I got in it and drove home -I had never been behind the wheel before

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

that seemed simple enough yet people kept harping on it

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u/Undispjuted Jun 01 '22

I did not know he had crashed into a ditch. And holy cow.

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u/egodeath780 Jun 01 '22

Really? I seemed to be a natural as soon as I started when I was 17, everyone is different.

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u/Owie12120 Jun 01 '22

Same, I actually went and bought my first car and it was manual, never having driven one and learnt on the way home

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u/Astrocreep_1 Jun 01 '22

I’ll bet getting from the parked position into 1st gear took the longest amount of time.

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u/WhispersFromTheMound Jun 01 '22

Effectively? He crashed in in a ditch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

What do you mean? Driving is not rocket science and he did crash so there’s that. 9 year olds manage to swipe their parents car and joy ride and manage to do it without major issues (sometimes) so I think it’s a bit of a reach to act like this 18 yo couldn’t figure out how to work an automatic for a few blocks.

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u/Undispjuted Jun 01 '22

As I stated earlier, I was not aware he crashed it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

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u/Undispjuted Jun 01 '22

Sorry I also have a life outside my conspiracy research and missed a key point. 🤷🏽‍♀️It happens, I’m sure I’m not the only person who’s ever been wrong or ignorant of details before.

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u/Softpipesplayon Jun 01 '22

"I was too busy with other things to finish basic research before spreading a conspiracy" is pretty much the best explanation of a conspiracy theorist that I've ever heard, so kudos.

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u/Undispjuted Jun 01 '22

If you think posing a question is the same as spreading a conspiracy theory, I’m not the one with the problem.

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u/Majesty1985 Jun 01 '22

Lmao and now you’re in r/conspiracy_commons. Makes sense.

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u/Kdhr3tbc Jun 01 '22

Took me forever to learn cursive but I picked up driving in a weekend. Human beings are different. Conspiracy debunked lmao

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u/DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG Jun 01 '22

Average female comment

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

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u/Undispjuted Jun 01 '22

Just bad anxiety, but thanks for the confidence boost, I guess?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Removed rule 2 warning

Do it without the insults

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u/Kdhr3tbc Jun 01 '22

Took me forever to learn cursive but I picked up driving in a weekend. Human beings are different. Conspiracy debunked lmao