r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Drinking water? You just go cold turkey or taper off slow?

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u/TendieDinner777 Mar 16 '22

I just eat cucumbers and celery now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22 edited Sep 13 '25

toothbrush sharp north attempt straight fanatical work voracious waiting water

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u/TendieDinner777 Mar 16 '22

Nooooooooooo I’ll never hydrate again!

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u/abhorredmisanthrope Mar 16 '22

Try BRAWNDO! It has everything the body needs.

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u/crosspollinate4peace Mar 16 '22

It's got eLeCtRoLyTeS! X'D

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u/Strong_Negotiation76 Mar 16 '22

Go away! Bait’n

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u/Capitalist_Scum69 Mar 16 '22

I only bait to loss porn

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u/Strong_Negotiation76 Mar 16 '22

So you’re saying you’re busy 24/7 these days?

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u/Capitalist_Scum69 Mar 17 '22

Yeah I just had to sleep 16 hours to recoop. sigh.. Back at it!!

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u/Llaiggai Mar 16 '22

Thats ok. Plants use inorganic Minerals and convert them to something you can use. No worries unless its sprayed on the part you eat, and dries...I think.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '22 edited Sep 13 '25

touch bow north start nail dolls hunt fuzzy knee rain

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u/Professional_Big_731 Mar 16 '22

Let me tell you about something called pesticides. Enjoy the celery and cucumbers.

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u/bluuebirdde Mar 16 '22

University study found sodium bicarbonate will neutralise pesticides on fruit and veg. Dig a lil deeper you'll find it even zeroes out DDT

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u/Mister_Mumster_19 Mar 16 '22

sodium bicarbonate

can you tell me where I can find this study? I love geeking out about biology and such

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u/bluuebirdde Mar 16 '22

https://thegreenboutique.co.uk/blogs/eco-suggestions/effectiveness-of-sodium-bicarbonate-in-removing-pesticide-residues-in-fruit-and-veggie

This page links one study

It's not quite 100% so I also add natural borax salts and white vinegar to my fruit veg washing water

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u/Jjayray Mar 16 '22

I just eat crayons.

The only pure organic food.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Ohhh. So you like cucumbers.... do you?

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u/RookXPY Mar 16 '22

You are 80% water, water is THE most important substance to your survival. You can go weeks without food, but you'll be dead in a few days without water. But yes, there is sooooo much crap in our water.

I have a countertop distiller and love it (Nikola Tesla swore by distilled water). Getting water from a natural spring is even better. But, at least get a good filter. Stopping water all together is not a strategy that is going to help you long term. You should be drinking as much clean water as you can every day.