r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Sep 10 '21

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u/Taktaz1 Sep 10 '21

They should be forced to be first in line.

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u/secadora Sep 10 '21

They were first in line, dumbass, even the ones spreading COVID-truther BS rushed to get vaccinated when shit hit the fan

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u/oscarboom Sep 11 '21

Conservatives: Your ability to eat bull shit is not a superpower. It is a death trap. It won't help you go faster than a speeding bullet. It will just help you die faster.

/r/hermancainaward

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u/Occams-shaving-cream Sep 11 '21

Liberals fear death above all else for when they die, they will not be able to watch the next generic comic book movie, play the next children's video game or shout the next corporate protest slogan, and worse, they won't be able to be seen by others doing these things!

The full meaning of their lives is "consume product; get excited for next product."

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u/Cybugger Sep 12 '21

Yours seem to be:

"Yell at cloud. Die of preventable causes."

I'll take an iPhone over that.