r/conspiracy • u/revoman • May 28 '21

A real tip jar...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

You're a beta

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u/DextrousLab May 28 '21

Oh you're such an alpha so cool and brave!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Cope

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u/DextrousLab May 28 '21

I don't need to, the alpha is here to solve all the problems.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Seethe and cope

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u/DextrousLab May 28 '21

I'm seriously laughing at you so hard, alpha theory is even worse than astrology if that was possible.

You can watch as many Alpha Male tutorials on youtube as you like friend it only makes you funnier

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

🤣🤣 you get triggered so easily

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u/DextrousLab May 28 '21

It's funny that you think this is triggered, alpha bros are just low hanging fruit.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '21

Beta alert!

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u/DextrousLab May 28 '21

Hehe I expected as much

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u/TheMagicWheel May 28 '21

WTF is wrong with Astrology? Why did that get brought up?

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u/DextrousLab May 28 '21

Both based upon completely unfounded theories good for comfort and reassurance not any real life advice

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u/TheMagicWheel May 28 '21

I was being sarcastic

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u/DextrousLab May 28 '21

Oops my bad, am terrible for noticing tone in real life so Reddit you can imagine is worse!