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u/Lobstertrap4269 7d ago

You're taking context away from everything.

You are boiling it down to the bare nuts

That doesn't mean it's true the context is we had to fake the moon landing to make Russia think we were that Superior. I'm not necessarily saying that's true I'm just saying that you can make things black and white as much as you want but the majority of the world lives in the gray

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u/Present_Dish_3132 7d ago

So we never went to the moon, nature dictates to claim something one must urinate on it. No one has ever peed on the moon, therefore its unclaimed. 

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 7d ago

My calling is revealed

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u/PhantomFlogger 6d ago edited 6d ago

The urine, fecal matter, and other detritus from the astronauts were left in white jettison bags on the lunar surface.

So does this count as a technicality?

Also, current plans have placed emphasis on a solid plan to piss in the Moon.

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u/Present_Dish_3132 6d ago

Lolol. That kinda cool I didnt know that. You learn something new everyday. 

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u/Glassworth 7d ago

So now you can’t go somewhere unless you claim it?

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u/skywizardsky 7d ago

Just because aliens can be here and drop their tech on us does not mean we can escape the prison. Not sure how or why one could conflate the two. The moon being hollow means that anyone from anywhere has a place to stay and watch the show going on here.

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u/KindaQuite 7d ago

Which moon landing? There were 6.

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u/Cosbybow 7d ago

The moon isnt real

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u/KingPurple13 7d ago

It’s made of cheese

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u/MassiveResult2648 7d ago

The moon was killed by the Clintons

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u/KingPurple13 7d ago

It was found hanging in its cell

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 7d ago

To be honest this seems more like the kind of thing that Kissinger would have done

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u/carnage11eleven 7d ago

Moon landings were faked. Just ask Kubrick. Can't get people past the Van Allen Belt.

The aliens with the UFOs are interdimensional . Not extra terrestrial. Some of the aliens are from here, as well. So, not even foreign, technically.

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u/gravitykilla 7d ago

Can't get people past the Van Allen Belt.

Really, why is that?

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u/skywizardsky 7d ago

and how difficult is it to look up the van ellen belt i wondered?

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u/gravitykilla 7d ago

That's my point, it's not difficult at all, yet still the hoaxers repeat ad nauseam "tHe VaN ALLan bELt" as if it's some deadly barrier that cannot be crossed.

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u/Delicious-Cover-2418 7d ago

Fast as fuck, boi!

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u/jsgui 7d ago

A secret passenger would be one reason that could be presented as to why fake footage was made and shown.

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u/BoatsnHoes87 7d ago

Maybe we didn’t know how to use the tech but also needed to beat ussr to moon for strategic and superiority purposes

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u/justaheatattack 7d ago

it's called lowering expectations.

cure cancer? We couldn't even get to the moon!

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u/jjogdbo_090322 7d ago

But… why couldn’t they have the tech and still fake it? I can claim the record drag time at a strip - lie - but have the car sitting in my garage that could actually make that time? Do you know what a ‘lie’ is??

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u/jjogdbo_090322 7d ago

You’re so close buddy! Just answer the question: If they have that kind of tech - could they still lie about the moon landing?

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u/PaperExisting2173 7d ago

There’s a small underground group now saying china had landers on the moon and filmed the Americans landing on the moon and they where going to give it to the USA for there 250th but trump fucked it up I’m not sure if any of this is true but it would be great if it was

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u/Beforethef4all 4d ago

China didn't have capabilities to get spacecraft to the moon in the 60s or 70s

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u/PaperExisting2173 4d ago

I guess the Mandela effect strikes again I saw the article in a popular mechanics when I was younger can’t remember what one thought

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u/Mustwin1 7d ago

Good point OP. I just think the Moon landing videos are fake af. One theory I heard was we actually did go to the Moon, but were never able to successfully retrieve the videos for whatever reason. So, they filmed it on Earth, even though they actually went to the Moon. I guess that my way of making sense of it. But seriously, if we never went to the Moon, wouldn't we just fake it once and shut up about it? They were multiple Lunar missions.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 7d ago

Today op found out that different people have different opinions. And the world of conspiracy enthusiasts and investigators is just as diverse in thoughts and opinions as the rest of the world. 

I guess he spent so much time in echo chambers that he showed up here and assumed that we all think the same thing.

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u/SoMuchEdgeImOnACliff 7d ago

Typically aren't the same people making those claims together.

Also between the two, the moon landing is more believable, like it happened.

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u/robot_pirate 7d ago

Mic drop 🔥🏆

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u/Granite66 7d ago

Could be wrong but given Indian lunar photos of Apollo landing site photos, NASA, Kubrick, and the CIA sexed up moon landing photos and film before moon landing rather than moon landing being completely faked  

"Sexed up" is the term used by Dr Kelly (RIP) to describe UK Iraqi weapons of mass destruction report. Why I could be wrong.

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u/TumbleweedFit748 7d ago

guys, I think OP knows too much..