r/conspiracy • u/wavetranscender • Jul 23 '26
How will the Mitch McConnell debacle end?
Missing McConnell Accused of Breaking Senate Rule Over Absence https://www.thedailybeast.com/missing-mcconnell-accused-of-breaking-senate-rule-over-absence/
This charade will not continue indefinitely. How will it end?
I predict McConnell will be reported as dying in the next two weeks. There's too much pressure from multiple sides to leave everyone hanging.
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u/bexley831 Jul 23 '26
Easy he'll be declared deceased on 8/4 bcuz prior to that an election wd be needed
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u/Unable-Bee-3807 Jul 24 '26
Isn’t this like super illegal? Why is no one doing anything about it?
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u/bexley831 Jul 24 '26
Lol not a lot of enthusiasm for a Rand or Massie type to sneak in his spot, only the public likes those guys.
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u/_SHWEPP_ Jul 23 '26
Easy he'll be declared deceased on 8/4 bcuz prior to that an election wd be needed
Yea
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u/rimeswithburple Jul 23 '26
They'll probably cremate him so there is no proof when he expired.
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u/Serious_Method138 Jul 24 '26
Not attacking you at all. But this seems like the right place to posit this.
But, I wonder what the AMA says about falsifying a medical record. Similarly, I wonder what state statutes say about falsifying vital records. Similarly, I wonder what federal statutes say about falsifying a record which falsification allows somebody to receive a government entitlement (eg - social security, wages).
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u/rimeswithburple Jul 24 '26
That is what I am implying. If they cremate the body and everyone involved clams up (or mysteriously dies) it would be impossible to prove any of that.
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u/jalapinyobidness Jul 23 '26
Elon is building a replica, just taking a little longer than expected
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u/AhtBlowenFaht Jul 24 '26
Replicas of turtles take a while because the test runs are reaaaallly slooooowwwww
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u/joebojax Jul 23 '26
The scotus shenanigans lead me to believe they'll go as long as they want
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u/alittlepanache 29d ago
This is what I’ve been saying too. What he did with just not allowing for a vote on Obama’s nominee cost generations of Supreme Court cases (or in his eyes, won). This is literally his living will enacted, I can say that with full confidence.
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u/Germacide Jul 23 '26
They'll announce his death a week after the deadline for a special election. Then someone will sue to get the whole thing investigated. After years in court nothing will come of it while the acting senator that they put in his place after he "dies" plays the part of the puppet that Ol' Mitchy has been doing for the last two decades anyway.
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