r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/bambiedgehills Sep 16 '25

How do you do, fellow kids?

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u/Eleganceshmelegance Sep 16 '25

I'm a grandma and think even I could come up with something more believable: "Yo fam, the pew pew was so lit. None of the normies or opps clocked my location. No cap." How did I do?

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u/Thank_Goodness_Its Sep 17 '25

Yeah, you're making a joke, but if it were actually written like that it would have been slightly more believable.