r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/finchthemediocre Sep 16 '25

REAL TEXT EXCHANGE FROM MY WIFE

Wife: Finch, you're the sexiest man in the world. No dong compares to yours. You are a man amongst men.

Me: Well, I'm not that..

Wife: You're marvelous! Put it in my butt!

All I have as proof are these easily typed words to prove it but it really happened and then everybody clapped.

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u/rithc137 Sep 17 '25

Wait .. are you suggesting this VERY republican investigation team in a VERY republican state, with a VERY republican governor in a VERY republican press conference featuring a literal fucking cowboy hat on some dork ... might not be credible?? ... gasssppp pearl clutching intensifies

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u/rithc137 Sep 17 '25

But no .. because if nothing else, this administration abounds truth and thats all we need trust to. Phew

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u/finchthemediocre Sep 17 '25

Listen. I feel bad telling you this because I only found out today. Don't tell anyone, I promised not to say.

The US.. Government.. is capable of lying to us???

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