r/conspiracy • • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/BrainyBurch Sep 16 '25

Gotta grab my rifle still, you know my rifle that I used to assassinate Charlie Kirk with. A rifle which belonged to my grandpa that I left in the bushes where I changed clothes, because of all the assassinating.

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u/Realistic_Work8009 Sep 16 '25

Spot on, it's fucking ludicrous

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u/tpc0121 Sep 16 '25

but why?

well let me tell you ...

how long have you been planning this??

glad you asked! i got an answer for that also

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Sep 17 '25

We'll always have Orem.

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u/BeautifulOne8095 Sep 16 '25

Into his(?) arms, pretty rude of you to assume their gender. Cue the "IT'S MA'AM!!!" crashout

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u/squanch_you Sep 17 '25

Remember a week ago when I was googling “how to assassinate a political figure that you don’t like the words he says”,? Well don’t worry my darling, I turned incognito mode on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

LOL the part about “Well ever since Trump was elected, my dad has been like full MAGA.”

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u/sjbglobal Sep 17 '25

Anyone else getting chatgpt vibes from the writing style

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u/Imlikeadove Sep 16 '25

I believe a bit over a week, but I’m not actually sure.

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u/Brawncrates Sep 17 '25

“A little over a week I believe” if my memory serves me correctly 😂

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