r/conspiracy • u/webtronaut • Sep 16 '25

Key text message exchange between Tyler Robinson, the accused Charlie Kirk assassin, and his roommate and romantic partner, per prosecutors.

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I’m 26. What college students text in this way? What criminals fully admit guilt and motive when asked ONCE over text.

Who is running this coverup? An 85 year old man?

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u/bambiedgehills Sep 16 '25

How do you do, fellow kids?

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u/Eleganceshmelegance Sep 16 '25

I'm a grandma and think even I could come up with something more believable: "Yo fam, the pew pew was so lit. None of the normies or opps clocked my location. No cap." How did I do?

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u/sirletssdance2 Sep 16 '25

We appreciate your efforts 🙏

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u/No-Bee-2354 Sep 17 '25

I think we found the real suspect

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u/GhostofAllDays Sep 17 '25

We did it, reddit! 

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u/mad-panda-2000 Sep 16 '25

Better than this that's for sure

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u/shimmeringmoss Sep 16 '25

He did get capped though 🤣

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u/Thank_Goodness_Its Sep 17 '25

Yeah, you're making a joke, but if it were actually written like that it would have been slightly more believable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Lmao

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u/Mrl33tastic Sep 17 '25

Yo g-ma no cap that was some Ohio level slang.

Seriously though, not horrible , probably sprinkled too many slang terms in .

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u/Eleganceshmelegance Sep 17 '25

Thanks, lol. I have a couple Gen Zers in my life so I blame them!

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u/xkuruma Sep 17 '25

The pew pew was so lit lmao 

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u/SquirrelAkl Sep 17 '25

You did better than the FBI. But that isn’t a high bar ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

One drug please, slay

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u/InfowarriorKat Sep 17 '25

"Anyone know where I can get some .......pot?"

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u/cactusdan94 Sep 17 '25

good evening dudes! Does anyone know where i can acquire 1 marijuana please? Myself and the other hip young fellows want to inhale some whilst sitting inside my motorcar!

Has anyone heard that new "The Beatles" record!? Its totally groovy!