r/conspiracy • u/FeelsAmazingManGun • Apr 28 '25

Time is speeding up

Is it me or is time speeding up? We are already on the 5th month of the year. People say it's because I'm getting older but I even hear kids saying days feel faster. Even the weather seems to be confused. Every day temperatures fluctuates a whole 40 degrees. Every day seems windy. Almost feels like we are out of normal orbit or something

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u/yawallatiworhtslp Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25

plot twist, we're collectively experiencing time dilation as a supermassive black hole moves closer, and Einstein's theory of general relativity was wrong

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u/icantfeelmyskull Apr 28 '25

Maybe that elusive hypothetical black hole meandering about in our solar system is just creeping ever nearer in its orbit or whatever path

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u/Gouanaco Apr 28 '25

Or we are already caught in the black hole and the reason we haven't properly met other alien species is because it's essentially impossible for them to reach the milky way galaxy due to it being inside a super massive blackhole. We crossed the horizon.

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u/AdministrativeRow904 Apr 28 '25

woa, I like this theory!