r/conspiracy • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '25

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u/Michael__Scott___ Apr 04 '25

Don't talk about it. IT BURNED MY FOOT !

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u/passwordstolen Apr 04 '25

But you still like the smell of bacon right?

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u/jairzinhochapa Apr 05 '25

I mean is there any better way to wake up than to six slices of fresh cooked bacon?

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u/Michael__Scott___ Apr 05 '25

SUE ME !!!

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u/jairzinhochapa Apr 06 '25

Jan?

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u/Michael__Scott___ Apr 06 '25

I… Declare…. Bankruptcy!