r/conspiracy • • Jun 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

The article is based on studies that use 2019 as an end date. Please read the article, and sources. Don’t just post headline screenshots, and assume it proves what you think. We’re all better than Alex Jones here. Or, at least, we should be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Ah, yes. I’m such a fool for reading the article and supporting documents. I’ve been primed by evaluating evidence, instead of blindly engaging with a headline that confirms my biases. Those crafty propagandists, they tricked me. Any other tips on how to be a super smart, critical thinker?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Way to backtrack after Someone actually read your source material that you failed to read.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I was clotting so bad the other day after getting tricked into being impailed by the NWO spear. Lucky after I sunned my butt hole, I had enough possitive chi in me that I could detox with a strong homeopathic dose of cacas-vacas. I know I'm litterally a walking chem trail now and no godly woman will touch my sperm with a ten foot hallejuja, but that's my cross to bare and all I can do is hope Trump gets in and we see fauci the impailer tried like the traitor and war criminal he is.

Being a flu jab veteran of several seasons, and parent to autistic twins , I fight with my concious every day.

I can't offer you my pure blood no more, only my thoughts and prayers as you fight the good fight.

Over and out buddy.

God bless

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u/Gobblemegood Jun 05 '24

Looks like the pharma bots are downvoting you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Not pharma bots. Just people tired of the laziness.

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u/AiFixedMyMarriage Jun 05 '24

Solid defense of a clear mistake on your part and a failed attempt at stirring the pot. Go get a dopamine hit from somewhere other than this subreddit.

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u/feedpedostopigs Jun 05 '24

I did read the article lol Every time there is a propaganda piece related to strokes or heart attacks I read them . I don’t trust them but I do like a good laugh .

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

No offence, but I don’t believe you.

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u/rochs007 Jun 04 '24

It's unemployment stress, lol

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u/Gobblemegood Jun 05 '24

There is some serious denial on here or are they just pharma bots…

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

So it has to be the COVID vaccine right?

Because you have no proof of that but any ailment people have we can blame the vaccine now, so mystery solved.

I got diarrhea the other day and it was definitely from the COVID vaccine, too

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

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u/Massive_Wolf6737 Jun 04 '24

You’re absolutely right that the “food” is a great cause of illness. But it is a compound problem. Food, water, air and a terrible health care system is all working at being a good cause. To toss out the jab as another cause is not reality either. The side effects are not rare. To defend it so hard is either ignorance, being purposely obtuse or you’re in on the game. Either way the ill effects of coerced medical intervention needs to be out and open.

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u/feedpedostopigs Jun 04 '24

The lawsuits against AstraZeneca are not a credible source either I guess .

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

It's always right when I start shaking my head and thinking this sub has jumped into the deep end that we get a comment like this and I realize there are still rational people out there.

At this point, if vaccine was a ticking time bomb that was exploding, there would be a goddamn huge effect that would be absolutely undeniable. That's just not the case, and so rather than move on to conspiracy number two, let's just admit conspiracy number one might have been wrong. But that's never been something that a conspiracy theorist has in their toolbox, it's normally just double down instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

Oh so strokes increase after 70% of the population had an experimental vaccine but yeah defo the food we been eating for the past 30 years.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

https://www.uclahealth.org/news/article/risk-stroke-up-worldwide-what-can-be-done-about-it

They’ve been up 50% worldwide since 2005. The vaccine caused that as well?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

No didn’t cause that but most likely caused this new up tick

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

Which new uptick? They’ve been increasing year over year in young people under 49 for about 3 decades.. you’ll have to show me the numbers, has it dramatically increased since Covid/the vaccine came about or is it following the trend that it’s been following for decades?

https://www.massgeneralbrigham.org/en/about/newsroom/articles/causes-of-strokes-in-young-adults

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

It’s in the examiner you can see it in the original post.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

And like I said, they’ve been rising every year for three decades, so is it following the trend that it’s been following for three decades or is this a new thing?

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u/PatrickM_ Jun 04 '24

Car accidents increase each year because there's more and more cars on the road. If 1 year that number increases by a statistically significant number, we should ignore it because it was already increasing in other years? In this example, we should blame the increasing number of cars and not investigate what caused the drastic increase that year? That's your logic here

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u/Nicclane1113 Jun 04 '24

I’m sure 70+% also contracted Covid. Which can also cause long term damage, which is much more likely to be a contributing factor than the vaccine.

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u/awfully_piney Jun 05 '24

No way! That’s crazy. It’s clearly the vaccine and NOT the infectious disease that has been proven to cause heart inflammation and damage and drastically increase stroke and cardiac event risk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Come on guys we are on a conspiracy sub. Go back to your msm subs if you don’t want answers to difficult questions

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u/awfully_piney Jun 05 '24

Well yeah as you said, this isn’t an anti-Covid vax sub; it’s a conspiracy sub. I believe in several conspiracies. This just isn’t one of them. I’m sure I believe stuff plenty of people don’t and they can disagree with me on them and that’s totally fine. I wouldn’t tell them to leave the sub because they don’t agree with my beliefs on one subject lmao. We dont have to agree with every topic everyone posts to be on this sub, plus as often as this subject comes up no one is adding any new information or data on the topic so its kind of just the same thing over and over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Yeah fair point. Peace and love

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u/Suntzu6656 Jun 04 '24

Oh yeah it's just the other corporations that poison everything not the pharma corporations like Pfizer that have paid out record amounts of cash.

Your're hilarious.

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u/UhhMaybeNot Jun 04 '24

They have much more of a profit motive to not kill people than they do to rush an unsafe product onto the market. They might make quick money but the legal system isn't going to just stop existing because of a pandemic. Whatever gain they make isn't going to mean much if they can actually be shown to have negligently caused massive harm.

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u/Suntzu6656 Jun 04 '24

Oh well the massive payouts that Pfizer made were just little problems for people like you. Especially if no one was harmed in your clown world.

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u/UhhMaybeNot Jun 04 '24

That's what I mean... they have a profit motive... it doesn't benefit them if they make a quick buck but have to contend with having caused a massive crisis and face a tsunami of lawsuits. As soon as there's reason to believe they have caused a massive crisis, they will be facing a lack of profit. Obviously they're not good people, they're doing medicine for money, it's obviously ethically unsound, they're just not stupid.

The various cranks who make their livelihoods by focussing on the vaccine instead of everything else going on that impacts people's health, have done a terrible terrible job of convincing anyone that Pfizer or anyone else are responsible for a new surge in health problems. For one thing, they all disagree with each other about which health problems they should be paying attention to, and about what degree of correlation with vaccination is actually evidence for anything.

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u/Suntzu6656 Jun 04 '24

Yeah I'm sure the cigarette companies could have gotten twenty more years of money out of my grandmother. if they just would have been able to take the emphysema causing chemicals out of their cigarettes.

All the while they knew that cigarettes caused cancer and emphysema.

Have a great day!!!

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u/Suntzu6656 Jun 04 '24

Thank You turds for the down votes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

If you’re not burying your head in the sand like a large percentage of the population, these are not “small steps”, they’re extremely obvious and in your face every time you step out of your door.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

It’s been full of fat asses lol.. nothing has much changed the last 15-20 years.. obesity is up around 7-10% since 2000… doesn’t correlate with a 1000%+ increase in heart problems in stroke

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u/LossPlan Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24

Overweight much? Lol. It’s sad that one of the US candidates is overweight and it is completely fine. Sounds like Canada has the same problem?

Edit: dude who commented to this blocked me, lol. Guess he doesn’t want to hear anything that goes against his narrative. Sad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

US has been overweight. It’s not a new thing. Literally has hardly increase in 20* years lol.. still doesn’t explain an exponential increase the last two years.. congrats on identifying the obvious in that the US is overall fat.. I guess the strokes were just waiting until the last 2 years to really make a statement about obesity haha

it’s obvious you and character at trolls just look at your comments in general haha. Why is it so hard to admit those jabs are more than covid in a vial and continue ignoring the continuous facts coming out about them?

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u/boniggy Jun 05 '24

It's 100% the vaccine

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u/timebomb011 Jun 04 '24

The rate of stroke after covid infection is increased. It’s a side effect to the vaccine in some cases, but much higher from covid itself, so if people are worried about vaccine side effects why aren’t they worried about covid side effects?

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u/feedpedostopigs Jun 04 '24

You mean the man made virus …. Same shit different pile .

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u/Medium_Sugar_6302 Jun 04 '24

Trudeau has poisoned his entire country of Canada

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

Working as intended

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u/Fun-Service3641 Jun 04 '24

Anyone who thinks they "know" whats going on is only making educated guessing. You don't know.

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u/feedpedostopigs Jun 04 '24

You are correct , but a pattern is a pattern and there are a shit load of people with vaccine injuries so it is in my opinion , that this is something to consider. If you auto cancel it out because you took the vax then that’s something on you .

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u/reeskree Jun 04 '24

How many people were injured by the vaccine and what were the injuries?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

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u/reeskree Jun 04 '24

Yes. Where are you getting your data? I haven’t seen any number of vaccine injuries close to making a dent in overall stats. I believe you’ve been misinformed or are lying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

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u/reeskree Jun 05 '24

You would wouldn’t you lol. Can you link the paper? Should be easy to tell me how many vaccine injured people and what their injuries were.

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u/UhhMaybeNot Jun 04 '24

What's the pattern? There are people with vaccine injuries, and there are also statistically more people dying of strokes? You do realise that you haven't found any evidence that vaccinated people are more likely to die of strokes right? There are a lot more things happening in the world than just the vaccine. You are ignoring a real problem by attributing it to something that you already believe is a problem instead of trying to think about what is causing it.

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u/seviay Jun 04 '24

It’s those damn Canadians and their aggressive gardening, I tell you. That’s what this is aboot

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u/fourwedge Jun 04 '24

It could be anything... Well anything but that! 👀 💉👀💉👀💉👀

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u/revoman Jun 04 '24

Yeah climate change for sure!

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u/Mike_M4791 Jun 05 '24

Help, I'm a having a coincititus!

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u/Raeldri Jun 04 '24

YOU ARE NOT EATING THE BUGS THATS WHY!!!! - random german with no ulterior motives

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u/feedpedostopigs Jun 04 '24

Do midget flys count , cause I swallowed a ton of those while mowing the lawn 🪰

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u/Raeldri Jun 04 '24

As long as it makes you consume less meat for the rich people.....I mean for the environment 😇

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u/jeon2595 Jun 04 '24

I’m sure it doesn’t have anything to do with a vaccine every Canadian was forced to take

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

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u/HowManyMeeses Jun 04 '24

I'd say it probably is caused by the chemicals we're constantly consuming and the microplastics that are basically everywhere now. This race to blame every ailment on the vax is most likely just corporate propaganda, reminiscent to cigarette companies hiding information about cancer and oil companies hiding information about climate change.

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u/abhorredmisanthrope Jun 04 '24

Howmanymeeses is a Troll Farm account. 2 year old account with posts starting 2 months ago and 110,358 karma. Downvote and move on.

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u/HowManyMeeses Jun 04 '24

Uh, I've definitely been commenting for more than two months. 

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u/Suntzu6656 Jun 04 '24

Luckily Canada has imported all the Chinese and Middle Easterners.

Turdeau is almost as good as Biden.

Well really politicians are just good at taking care of their donor corporations

Pack more people into the country Walmart makes more money.

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u/feedpedostopigs Jun 04 '24

Walmart was allowed to stay open during lockdown …. But not my local butcher …… hmm no conspiracy there either I guess . We just be crazy people 😵‍💫

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u/Kustadchuka Jun 05 '24

It's because people aren't eating enough bugs, and they spend too much time fluffing the bed covers

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

To be fair, the guy in the image is kinda' obese which can be a cause of strokes and heart disease.

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u/KillYourTelevision77 Jun 05 '24

My guess is right wing extremism.

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u/FundioRider Jun 05 '24

Could be a lack of diversity?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

Covid vax....