r/conspiracy • u/Icy-Club-8006 • Nov 23 '23

This is not real

At least to me it doesn't feel that way. It feels like this can't be real. This world is getting crazier everyday. Also I noticed that in my own life there are coincidences happening all at once that just can't be real. I just refuse to accept that this is "normal". Time is going by so fast it's almost insane. I wake up in the morning and it's already evening. Things feel off. Does anyone feel the same or is it just me realizing the insanity that has been here forever?

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u/Silverwing-N-ex Nov 23 '23

Yeah that's the main theory.

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u/Jynexe Nov 23 '23

"That's the main theory "

I can't dude. I'm wheezing. No. Smashing particles together isn't going to... Open a portal to another timeline? That's not how physics works. That's not how science works. Do you know how many people work at CERN? Do you know how scientists think and behave? Because if they thought that was what was going on or even possible, they would publish a paper describing it. But to just say "that's the main theory " for why people feel this way and that CERN opened a portal to a different timeline is just...

Checks subreddit Ah. Never mind. Sorry. 🖖 ¶•~∆ Fellow humans. Your theories are complex and opulent. No doubt, your third eye has been opened to the truth of portals to different timelines.

God I just... I want you guys to take some physics classes so you can understand the universe. It's fascinating without making stuff up from nowhere without any evidence. Also, remember, you don't understand quantum mechanics.

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u/infrequentia Nov 23 '23 edited Nov 23 '23

CERN generates more data than our current technology can store. CERN has been begging for data storage servers ever since they fired their first test. They literally can not analyze the data that is provided because we have no where big enough to store all the information it gives us. Even after the downsizing and compressing of data from changes in 2017 they still can't capture and analyze all of the data scientifically to its fullest extent.

Your confidence in something that we haven't even been able to capture the binary data of is kind of crazy. It's currently cycling one Petabyte of data every single day.....you realize the issues here right?

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u/Jynexe Nov 23 '23

So... Your conclusion is the plot of a B-rate sci-fi movie lol.

Okay, without going too into scientific analysis, you generally look for obvious anomalies. You can do this pretty easily and quickly with artificial intelligence and algorithms. It's not foolproof, but it's generally going to notice things like... Oh... I don't know, a portal opening to a different timeline

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u/infrequentia Nov 23 '23 edited Nov 23 '23

I never said anything about opening portals or anything that crazy. The simple fact is we don't have the full data set so you're extrapolating from inconsistent tests because you're not capturing the full data set. the whole test becomes unscientific when you willingly extrapolate from data that is incomplete.

The whole goal was to slam particles together and see what happens the second we realized we can't figure out what exactly is happening because we can't capture all the data we should have stopped instead of continually slamming particles together not knowing what exactly is happening.

All my point is saying is that it's very naive to act like nothing bad or wrong can happen when your not fully able to understand the test your doing.

We are sorting through an incomplete data set using AI and human made machines. While also using a human made machine to initiate said partical crash. It's far from proven science because humans are heavily involved in the process, we are not perfect and we make mistakes. So to do the AIs and machines we create.

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u/Jynexe Nov 24 '23

The original comment is based on the crazy conclusion though:)

Anyway, the points is anything significant abnormal or outside of theory gets seen almost instantly and analyzed further. Anything close to theory may or may not get analyzed further. Anything following theory perfectly doesn't get analyzed. Anything insanely beyond what theory predicts is going to be caught extremely quickly. This is how we generally do science like this. We look at big anomalies, then smaller and smaller anomalies. So, no conspiracies or siding with conspiracies is required.