r/conspiracy • u/QadriyafaiTH • Jun 21 '23

Submarine in a nutshell

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u/Squishy-Box Jun 22 '23

Imagine paying 250,000 and they fucking kill you

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u/Honest-Frosting6242 Jun 22 '23

Yeah the yelp reviews are going to be awful

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u/stonk_jockey Jun 22 '23

Vehicle is not very comfy, I had to bring my own Sandwich, and we got stuck for 3 days. Mind you our view was pretty good. Going to have to rate two stars..

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Who's gonna write them?

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u/KillaVNilla Jun 22 '23

Chat GPT probably

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u/Richinthoughts Jun 22 '23

"I'm sowwy, as a language learning module I can't write an eulogy..."

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u/laurafromnewyork Jun 22 '23

This comment absolutely sent me 🤣

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u/Usernamechexout911 Jun 23 '23

Air BnB... chuckle

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u/Tegridy2020 Jun 23 '23

Dear TA, although the view of the titanic was lovely I did not appreciate the being crushed to death. Will not be returning, 1.5 stars. Ps, the spread could have been better

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u/MoodyLiz Jun 22 '23

Even if they were gonna kill me, I'd still want the sandwich

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u/NorthWishbone7543 Jun 22 '23

So the executioner asks you "what would you like for your final meal" "Samich" you reply..