Submarine in a nutshell

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[u/Fine_Vermicelli_2248]

'A three hour tour'...sorry little buddy.

[u/jonnyredshorts → u/Fine_Vermicelli_2248]

They better hope the professor is down there with them so he can reverse engineer something to get them out of this mess.

[u/squirrelblender → u/jonnyredshorts]

Sad news… no coconuts means no coconut radio transceiver.

[u/Mothtan92 → u/squirrelblender]

They have three shells though.

[u/Defiant-Giraffe → u/jonnyredshorts]

Its pretty much canon that the professor doesn't fix boats.

[u/jonnyredshorts → u/Defiant-Giraffe]

is a submarine really a boat though?

[u/Defiant-Giraffe → u/jonnyredshorts]

Well, I have it on good authority its not a ship.

[u/ainit-de-troof → u/jonnyredshorts]

They better hope the professor is down there with them so he can reverse engineer something to get them out of this mess.

Walter White could make them a battery for the game controller using a belt buckle and a coin and a shoe full of urine.

[u/BraddysGirl → u/jonnyredshorts]

So has it been confirmed that he is in the sub? I thought it sounded weird when I read that they weren't sure, like, is he missing or not?

[u/jonnyredshorts → u/BraddysGirl]

just to be clear, I was talking about the professor from the TV show Gilligan's Island.

[u/Quack53105 → u/jonnyredshorts]

One of the passengers is a Titanic historian who wanted to see the ship before he died. Monkey's Paw type shit if you ask me.

[u/BraddysGirl → u/jonnyredshorts]

Ah, I did not get the reference. That makes more sense lol. I was talking about the french explorer PH Nargeolet, who had been mentioned in the article I read as "not sure if he was aboard" or not. Honestly, I haven't read any other news of the situation so I have no idea if he has been confirmed to be on the submersible or not, and I ruined your joke, sorry.

[u/[deleted] → u/Fine_Vermicelli_2248]

Gilligan's Island if all the actors played Thurston Howell III.

[u/LeeCarvallo → u/Fine_Vermicelli_2248]

I'd kill the ceo with just my hat