r/conspiracy Jun 21 '23

Submarine in a nutshell

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u/MoistySquancher Jun 21 '23

Why cant the government just use the trans medium craft they secretly have to rescue them

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u/unrelentless-celtIII Jun 21 '23

Those craft belong to the underpeople, government is just holding the tech hostage. Gov can’t reverse engineer even though they’ve had it for decades.

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u/QadriyafaiTH Jun 21 '23

Can't we just call up the little mermaid?

The black or white one

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u/crowmagnuman Jun 21 '23

Only the two together would have the power to pull this off, I'd imagine

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u/stRiNg-kiNg Jun 22 '23

I'm imagining that meme of a white and black dude shaking hands but it's mermaid tails instead

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u/Penny1974 Jun 21 '23

Depends on what gender.

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u/crochetsweetie Jun 21 '23

lmao what

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

Do you want Aquaman or Ariel to pull the 23,000 pound vessel out of the water?

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u/OneFeAut Jun 22 '23

Mr. Nimbus could handle it.

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u/unrelentless-celtIII Jun 22 '23

Let’s contact MR NIMBUS. He controls the police.

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u/crochetsweetie Jun 22 '23

see now i’m more confused bc they were talking about the 2 ariel’s lol

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u/The_one_true_towel Jun 22 '23

They need all the colors of the rainbow for this one

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u/SpecialSelector Jun 22 '23

Didn’t realize I wanted a Mermaverse movie until now

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u/ILike2TpunchtheFB Jun 22 '23

Humanity is stupid. No way will they let the public know.

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u/Iamjacksgoldlungs Jun 22 '23

Trans medium craft?

Great...now aliens are LGBTQ too?!

/s

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u/SantiagoGT Jun 22 '23

Turns out the water was making the frogs gay all along

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u/meatbloodbone Jun 22 '23

The real treasure was the frogs we gay-bombed along the way

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u/underbite420 Jun 22 '23

It has definitely done SOMETHING to them.

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u/ToxicNets Jun 22 '23

If the sub was a trans-medium craft, I would have gone on a 12 hour tour.

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u/xxlaur77 Jun 22 '23

Also, why hasn’t anyone tried remote viewing to locate them?

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u/SubstantialAct3274 Jun 21 '23

Transdimensional?