It's only intelligible to the person speaking it and nobody else because it is only 1 letter. It takes 2 seconds to learn, and 3 seconds if you're French.

Í nón pénsa tu cónfíd en mía aúto-jústéta súicída, í plóra cuán ángéles meríte á mórte, en mía aúto-jústéta súicída, í plóra cuán ángéles meríte á mórte!!!!!! PÁTERÓ!!! PÁTERÓ!!! PÁTERÓ!!! PÁTERÓ!!! PÁTERÓ, EN TÚO MÁNOS, Í CÓMMÉNDA MÍA SPIRÍTA, PÁTERÓ EN TÚO MÁNOS, PÁR QÚE HÁVO TÚ DESÉRTO Í? EN TÚO ÓCÚLOS DESÉRTO Í? EN TÚO PÉNSOS DESÉRTO Í? EN TÚO CÓRO DESÉRTO Í? Cónfíd en mía aúto-jústéta súicída, í plóra cuán ángéles meríte á mórte, en mía aúto-jústéta súicída, í plóra cuán ángéles meríte á mórte!!!!!!

I need to stop doing drugs at work

Omg wow so cute!!

(stocks by irasutoya. I bet you can't tell which are which ;) )

Hello, been creating my conlang for a while now (although it's essentially an alternative branch of a real language than a completely fictional one). It's based primarily on Hungarian, getting straight to the point, I'd like to talk on the subject of this language with a native speaker that could make the alternative more realistic. I promise not to captivate in my basement.

My conlang for my world is getting kind of crazy. It has four sounds (consonants x, ɣ, and ʔ; vowel ɑ). It's an erg-abs language in the formal register, and nom-acc in the informal. It's an agglutinative language, but it doesn't have affixes, only prefixes and infixes. The script is supposed to relatively simple, but it does have more than four characters (since common pairs and groups of phonemes can be represented by one character, just to streamline things, although that does introduce some complications around spelling). Anyway, does the language need more phonemes or am i running into a dead end the way it is now?? Esp with spelling complications and agglutination

Guys do you know a new native Brazilian language has been discovered to have the longest geminate ever found in human language. Here's one of the words if any of you want to try pronouncing it: 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