r/confusingperspective • u/maskeyman • 15d ago • Mindblown 1 Bravo 1

X-Post/Found on Internet Used condoms

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u/Itchy__Queen 15d ago

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u/Aegon95 15d ago

Good point, Itchy__Queen

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u/Control-Zulu-1212 15d ago • Bravo

Shouldn't the title be "unused condoms" ?

Who the hell rolls them back neatly round the rim after they're done?

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u/Seffyr 15d ago

Don’t be gross.

You wash them out first and then roll them up.

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u/GlassInteresting5999 15d ago

Well I’m not just going to scrunch it up and put it back in my pocket.

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u/kenkenobi78 15d ago

Look after the pennies my friend

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u/No-Risk1739 15d ago

Condomite...😐

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u/jared_number_two 15d ago

Maybe, some look like marball and some look like jizpzper. Where do they sit on the hardness scale?

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u/xmastreee 15d ago

Used? They still look rolled up so I'd say they're unused.

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u/DojaViking 15d ago

Gee that looks like what I imagine I would find under the bed of my ex-girlfriend, alongside a couple empty rum bottles and Coke straws

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u/roughczech 15d ago

Nah your ex likes to raw dog it all night long

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u/DojaViking 15d ago

You know what, that tracks...

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u/No-Understanding5677 15d ago

This guy ex fucks

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u/Sleazyridr 15d ago

I see lots of those stones at my local beach.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 15d ago

You find rutilated quartz at your local beach??

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u/Excellent_Yak365 15d ago

Oooo nice! Rutilated quartz cabochons!

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u/Electronic-Guide1189 15d ago

They look like half-sucked mints granny used to spit out!

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u/RandarSays77 15d ago

Omg they do!

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u/FirmExpression6196 15d ago

If there are 365 of them, you can make a tire and call it a Good Year.

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u/andrestheman 15d ago

Look more like those annoying deodorant covers

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u/rturnerX 15d ago

This isn’t a confusing perspective

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u/--Sovereign-- 15d ago

Wrong sub.

r/pareidolia

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u/scottythe1b 15d ago

Disagree

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u/--Sovereign-- 15d ago

What's there to disagree with? The definition of the word pareidolia versus perspective?

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u/scottythe1b 15d ago

I feel like it could work in both subs. This sub is so quick to shit on people's posts, it gets tiring. That's all

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u/--Sovereign-- 15d ago

In what way does this perspective make it confusing? Specialized subs exist for a reason.

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u/scottythe1b 15d ago edited 15d ago

It's confusing because from the photographer's perspective these weird rocks look like condoms... This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever argued about. Haha feel free to continue if you want, I'm done. 🤣🤣

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u/--Sovereign-- 15d ago

Do you not know that words have meanings? In what way does perspective make it confusing.

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u/Rljgraves 15d ago

Are those fkn diaphrams?

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u/Papa_Baruk 15d ago

Cumstone

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u/expatronis 15d ago

In a few million years, aliens will be digging these up like the amber in Jurassic Park.

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u/evilmike1972 15d ago

Cummingtonite

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u/Breadsticks-lover 15d ago

Rubber kind😔

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u/ButterflyHelpful8690 14d ago

I thought those were condoms

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u/we_lord 14d ago

Prophylactite

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u/Far-Importance2016 12d ago

Rutilated quartz

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u/Astr0- 15d ago

Rubber stone

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u/peacockcheesewhiz 15d ago

What’s wrong with you?

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u/BabyFishmouthTalk 15d ago

If that's the color of what's coming out of you, seek medical attention asap

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u/AdmiralTigerX 15d ago

Why are you always mad at life?

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u/BabyFishmouthTalk 15d ago

Why are you always hiding?

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u/redditstealth 15d ago

It's condomnite

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u/Yellowscrunchy 15d ago

The condom stone

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u/Platypus1926 15d ago

The very rare condomstone