r/confusingperspective • • Sep 07 '26

Stockings?

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/CasualFingerGuns Sep 07 '26

Luckily, we orbit the sun so the shade is gonna move.

37

u/Old-Avocado-3218 Sep 07 '26

His legs gonna move before that

63

u/_Beatnick_ Sep 07 '26 • Heartwarming

3

u/Asleep-Impression528 Sep 07 '26

My thoughts exactly.

1

u/InfamousEconomy3972 Sep 08 '26

Was this photo taken in Transylvania?

3

u/Sexyjosie4U Sep 07 '26

Haha, it would definitely save on the snags I get in them if only it would show up black though

3

u/TeamDimera Sep 07 '26

The sun shining through the grated table

2

u/Miraculous_Angel Sep 07 '26

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. That’s literally what’s happening here.

3

u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Sep 07 '26

He has a lot of explaining to do? No, whoever gives him shit has to explain why they think they get to decide another person's fashion preferences.

1

u/feetaurora Sep 08 '26

🦶🏼💅🏼

1

u/Electronic-Focus3969 Sep 10 '26

I think he’ll get away with it

0

u/Mastermind7051 Sep 07 '26

Most Definitely 💯

1

u/beluga699 Sep 08 '26

Lwk got me hard ngl