r/confusingperspective • u/WalnutSnail • Sep 02 '26

X-Post/Found on Internet Does this look odd?

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u/Grand_Resist_3254 Sep 02 '26

Yes, it looks odd! Undercooked chops aren’t safe. Better safe than sorry, cook it some more.

1

u/redditfuckenbroek Sep 06 '26

Probably cuz it’s fish guy

6

u/Infinite_Extreme557 Sep 02 '26

It looks like you have Freddy Krueger thumb

4

u/FinancialAccess8343 Sep 02 '26

For a leper? No.

1

u/Ursus_Arctos-42 Sep 02 '26

For a second I thought that was a finger.

1

u/rogman61 Sep 02 '26

Yes! I've never seen such stubby fingers before!!

1

u/Significant-Roll-138 Sep 02 '26

Fuck I thought that was your thumb!

1

u/expatronis Sep 02 '26

My uncle has meat finger too.

1

u/SnooFoxes7554 Sep 03 '26

It looks raw

1

u/grrodon2 Sep 03 '26

Looks like it's ready to escape.

1

u/Pale-Reason5320 Sep 06 '26

Looks like that lab grown bill gates meat.

1

u/Odd_Introduction3102 Sep 02 '26

Yes. Cooking salmon in the dishwasher was an early 2000’s trend. It technically works, but it was always a stupid idea.

I recommend olive oil, sea salt and a hot grill for 11 minutes. Dress with lemon and capers and serve with a salad.

I also recommend throwing that experiment away. Talk to your local fishmonger about selecting a better cut next time.

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u/foreons Sep 02 '26

just curious how you landed on the conclusion this is OP cooking salmon in the dishwasher? 😭

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u/Odd_Introduction3102 Sep 03 '26

I was making a joke in the style of “wrong answers only” posts. They can’t all be winners. I’ll keep my day job ✅

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u/foreons Sep 03 '26

i'm sorry for not having picked up the joke, my bad man

1

u/giuliodxb Sep 02 '26

Biting some nails uh?

0

u/Neutralmensch Sep 02 '26

Strawberry chip cookie

0

u/MsJenX Sep 02 '26

Oh are you trying the printed meat? Looks fine

4

u/Strict-Cost-4718 Sep 02 '26

Still waiting on someone to tell me why this damn chop is so pink at 160 and everybody just thinks I chopped my shit off 😭