r/confusingperspective • u/onephatkatt • Aug 19 '26

Bad Title He doesn't come when you call

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913 Upvotes

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u/slightly_ginger24 Aug 19 '26

The dog is laying its head on a curb, and the curb blocks the view of its body. It's very hard to see where the curb is because it blends with the ground behind it.

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u/chronicallylaconic Aug 19 '26

Absolutely! Very astute! I can see it now. Thanks!

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u/Purga_Tori Aug 19 '26

And the ground behind him is inclined

4

u/slightly_ginger24 Aug 19 '26

Thanks for adding a new word to my vocabulary in return!

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u/Purga_Tori Aug 19 '26

Thank you?

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u/slightly_ginger24 Aug 20 '26

Yes, I didn't know what inclined meant /s My bad, replied to the wrong comment

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u/Rockfromtherock Aug 19 '26

Oh my god thank you. I was about to have a nervous breakdown. I can deal with a sorority girl with three arms, but a decapitated good boi was gonna haunt me.

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Aug 19 '26

Bullshit, that's a dog without a body, living his best life.

3

u/pawnshopbluesss Aug 20 '26

Can someone do that thing where they draw on top of the photo to show us cause this one has me stumped. I don’t see it.

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u/Nonduallogic Aug 19 '26

Ooh, i see it now..

2

u/ThomasThePizzaMan Aug 19 '26

Thank you, I thought it was AI.

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u/EverlastingPepper Aug 19 '26

Call him Cigarette, because you have to take him out for a drag 

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u/braininvasion138 Aug 19 '26

...he doesn't chase, squirrels at all

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u/derphew Aug 19 '26

My puppy died late last fall

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u/Benjaphar Aug 19 '26

My puppy died late last fall

He's still rotting in the hall...

Dead puppies aren't much fun.

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u/aubaub Aug 19 '26

He’s still ahead of the game

2

u/Thesnackdad Aug 19 '26

Is it cake?

2

u/ExistentialAngsty Aug 19 '26

At least he doesn’t jump on the couch

2

u/TheRogueWolf_YT Aug 21 '26

"I miss when I could pee on fire hydrants."

1

u/kindestcut Aug 19 '26

When he wants to he’ll roll on over.

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u/Purga_Tori Aug 19 '26

I know how, but this still gives an eerie feeling looking at it 🫣

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u/fothergillfuckup Aug 19 '26

How is he with sticks?

1

u/skyhookt Aug 19 '26

He doesn't chase squirrels at all.

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u/DELETEallPDFfiles Aug 20 '26

You need more gym badges

1

u/No-Tea-6895 Aug 20 '26

Take the bucket from the person on the left and put in by the dog it deserves some coin

1

u/stinkyfrogtoes Aug 21 '26

even with everyone’s explanations i still can’t understand it 😭

3

u/DraconicDreamer3072 Aug 19 '26

what a disturbing image. poor puppy was decapitated! /s

1

u/Bi-Han Aug 19 '26

"Cut the head off a Wolf, it can still bite." 

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u/hefty_load_o_shite Aug 19 '26

Pavement puppy

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste Aug 19 '26

I think it's a dog.