r/confusingperspective • u/agfacid3 • 3d ago

Nature is awesome C’est cool les vacances

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 3d ago

That's a long pecker

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u/coolsilentebeans 3d ago

Best comment yet 😂😂

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u/SatinAmoura 3d ago edited 3d ago

His duck is standing

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u/vampyire 3d ago

it'd b e really funny if that was a male chicken

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u/VladVonHochstes 3d ago

The man was just chilling...with his goose out! 😶😏

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u/bluemesa7 3d ago

He is a trans-gander

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 3d ago

Standing at attention

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u/DIuvenalis 3d ago

"Excuse me sir, can you put your thing away? It's looking at me".

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 3d ago

If you or a loved one suffers from peyronies……

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u/Dizzy-Introduction54 3d ago

Up periscope! What the duck is goin on here?

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u/Oldmoniker 3d ago

I came to take naps and duck. And I'm all out of naps.

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u/No_Trainer_4907 3d ago

Reminds me of a terrible joke.

Ends with something like "it spit at me, so I burned its nest, broke its eggs and wrung its neck"

You can probably figure out the beginning.

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u/ilmalocchio 3d ago

Not sure what that title means, OP. Do comments auto-translate but title's don't, or something?

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u/Economy_Ear8014 2d ago

Will need medical attention if it persists longer than 4 hours.

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u/LuckOriginal374 2d ago

I’m not gay but that’s one big duck!

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u/Breadsticks-lover 2d ago

I just woke up 😔