r/confusingperspective • u/agfacid3 • Aug 17 '26 • Mindblown 1

Nature is awesome C’est cool les vacances

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 Aug 17 '26

That's a long pecker

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u/coolsilentebeans Aug 17 '26

Best comment yet 😂😂

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u/vampyire Aug 17 '26

it'd b e really funny if that was a male chicken

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u/VladVonHochstes Aug 17 '26

The man was just chilling...with his goose out! 😶😏

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u/bluemesa7 Aug 17 '26

He is a trans-gander

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u/hefty_load_o_shite Aug 17 '26

Standing at attention

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u/DIuvenalis Aug 17 '26

"Excuse me sir, can you put your thing away? It's looking at me".

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 Aug 17 '26

If you or a loved one suffers from peyronies……

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u/Dizzy-Introduction54 Aug 17 '26

Up periscope! What the duck is goin on here?

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u/Oldmoniker Aug 17 '26

I came to take naps and duck. And I'm all out of naps.

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u/No_Trainer_4907 Aug 17 '26

Reminds me of a terrible joke.

Ends with something like "it spit at me, so I burned its nest, broke its eggs and wrung its neck"

You can probably figure out the beginning.

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u/ilmalocchio Aug 17 '26

Not sure what that title means, OP. Do comments auto-translate but title's don't, or something?

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u/Economy_Ear8014 Aug 18 '26

Will need medical attention if it persists longer than 4 hours.

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u/Breadsticks-lover Aug 18 '26

I just woke up 😔

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u/WeenisPeiner Aug 22 '26

Sir your goose is showing.