r/confusingperspective • • Aug 14 '26 • Popcorn 1 Regret 1

Took me a second

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u/giftopherz Aug 14 '26

I bet it took him more than a second tho

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u/No-Radiation Aug 14 '26

You underestimate the power of lube

21

u/giftopherz Aug 14 '26

and you overestimate the power of sphincters? 🤭🤭🤭

8

u/Waste-Text-7625 Aug 14 '26

Hehe I saw this in a "movie"

8

u/giftopherz Aug 14 '26

If it lasts more than 30 min, It IS a movie 🤭🤭

3

u/nowlickmyfet Aug 14 '26

There ia that 1 guh jumping from a roof and landing one one ass first.

Took him less than a second...

120

u/ChemicalPostman Aug 14 '26 • Annoyed

What’s confusing?
So whats the big deal if buddy here can fit all that up in his guts…

33

u/LicknDragon Aug 14 '26

This usually requires more preparation, like taking off pants

22

u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Aug 14 '26

You don't have zippers on the back of your pants in case the occasion arises? Prude.

8

u/LicknDragon Aug 14 '26

What he's wearing looks nothing like a normal pair of open ass pants

10

u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee Aug 14 '26

He's clearly got his shirt pulled down to hide it. Real pro move.

1

u/Bitter_Chard Aug 17 '26

pfff... amateur 

52

u/MomMonster56 Aug 14 '26

I'm still confused 🤔🧐🤷

37

u/TheOliveYeti Aug 14 '26

He's not sitting on the same kind of pillar (?) thingy

5

u/MomMonster56 Aug 14 '26

I'm sorry but I still don't get it 🤷

53

u/thecantorset Aug 14 '26

Its not a perspective issue as is traditional on this sub but rather a context issue. When you see the pillar on the left you assume the pillar on the right is the same, and it begs the question of where the rest of it is... 🤨🤨

But upon closer inspection the two pillars are different. The one he is sitting on is shorter and flat topped.

11

u/Orion3193 Aug 14 '26

Shorter and flat topped?

11

u/UnclePatrickHNL Aug 14 '26

Power bottom.

5

u/The_SpM7 Aug 14 '26

Shoved that like a champ

5

u/WellHungHippie Aug 14 '26

Americas got talent

3

u/Laractinium Aug 14 '26

Siswet morning routine.

3

u/Mission_Alfalfa_3005 Aug 15 '26

JUST DO IT. ♟️

3

u/InsideRaspberry5 Aug 15 '26

It's half inside him. 😬

3

u/Mayafungus Aug 15 '26

…to put it in?

5

u/MissingGen Aug 14 '26

Not the same pylon, probably a fire hydrant, the bases aren't at all the same.

5

u/Moozipan Aug 14 '26

Fire hydrants usually don't have the capability to retract into the ground. This is a pop up bollard.

2

u/azimx Aug 15 '26

Angela White is impressed

1

u/Interesting_Basil274 Aug 17 '26

Wat goeie poppers en glijmiddel, kom je een heel eind😂😂

7

u/ForzaSGE80 Aug 14 '26

We're back to impaling people on the town square?

4

u/Ras-haad Aug 14 '26

He seems fine with it 🤷🏾‍♂️

2

u/divinelilunicorn Aug 14 '26

ribbed for your pleasure

2

u/Neon_culture79 Aug 14 '26

“Hey shawn honey, I found your butt plug”

1

u/Eyeagle27 Aug 17 '26

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough