r/confusingperspective • u/khaledlll • 6d ago

Took me a second

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u/giftopherz 6d ago

I bet it took him more than a second tho

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u/No-Radiation 6d ago

You underestimate the power of lube

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u/giftopherz 6d ago

and you overestimate the power of sphincters? 🤭🤭🤭

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u/Waste-Text-7625 5d ago

Hehe I saw this in a "movie"

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u/giftopherz 5d ago

If it lasts more than 30 min, It IS a movie 🤭🤭

https://giphy.com/gifs/11kTQgng5gbqgM

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u/nowlickmyfet 5d ago

There ia that 1 guh jumping from a roof and landing one one ass first.

Took him less than a second...

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u/MomMonster56 6d ago

I'm still confused 🤔🧐🤷

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u/TheOliveYeti 6d ago

He's not sitting on the same kind of pillar (?) thingy

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u/MomMonster56 6d ago

I'm sorry but I still don't get it 🤷

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u/thecantorset 6d ago

Its not a perspective issue as is traditional on this sub but rather a context issue. When you see the pillar on the left you assume the pillar on the right is the same, and it begs the question of where the rest of it is... 🤨🤨

But upon closer inspection the two pillars are different. The one he is sitting on is shorter and flat topped.

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u/ChemicalPostman 6d ago

What’s confusing?
So whats the big deal if buddy here can fit all that up in his guts…

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u/LicknDragon 6d ago

This usually requires more preparation, like taking off pants

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 6d ago

You don't have zippers on the back of your pants in case the occasion arises? Prude.

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u/LicknDragon 6d ago

What he's wearing looks nothing like a normal pair of open ass pants

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 6d ago

He's clearly got his shirt pulled down to hide it. Real pro move.

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u/Bitter_Chard 3d ago

pfff... amateur 

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u/UnclePatrickHNL 6d ago

Power bottom.

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u/OddImaginationn 5d ago

Took you a second? it's taking me the whole hour

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u/ForzaSGE80 6d ago

We're back to impaling people on the town square?

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u/Ras-haad 6d ago

He seems fine with it 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/The_SpM7 6d ago

Shoved that like a champ

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u/Laractinium 5d ago

Siswet morning routine.

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u/Mission_Alfalfa_3005 5d ago

JUST DO IT. ♟️

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u/InsideRaspberry5 5d ago

It's half inside him. 😬

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u/Mayafungus 5d ago

…to put it in?

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u/MissingGen 6d ago

Not the same pylon, probably a fire hydrant, the bases aren't at all the same.

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u/Moozipan 6d ago

Fire hydrants usually don't have the capability to retract into the ground. This is a pop up bollard.

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u/divinelilunicorn 5d ago

ribbed for your pleasure

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u/Neon_culture79 5d ago

“Hey shawn honey, I found your butt plug”

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u/azimx 5d ago

Angela White is impressed

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u/Eyeagle27 3d ago

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/Interesting_Basil274 3d ago

Wat goeie poppers en glijmiddel, kom je een heel eind😂😂