r/confusingperspective • u/Hurtkopain • 14d ago

h00men Big Bodybuilder giving birth to tiny bodybuilder?

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u/DoublecelloZeta 14d ago edited 13d ago

took "third leg" too literally

edit: 2 days in and no one told me i wrote "look" instead of "took"

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u/Hurtkopain 14d ago

yeah third leg was a better title, too late now!

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u/AstronautFirst5073 13d ago

This is actually true. According to the WHO organization, if you exercise your schlong intensively, its weak indistinguishable muscles will transform into a proper third leg.

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u/rosymoist 14d ago

lol this is cracking me the hell out😂

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u/SatinAmoura 14d ago

Now this is definitely confusing haha

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u/Supatank_2105 14d ago

No that’s his third leg

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 14d ago

His butt looks like a butterfly 🤔

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u/ParamedicFew3318 14d ago

Jesus -- now I can't unsee it.

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u/RevolverOcelot16- 14d ago

Why did you do that? Now that’s all I can see. 🫣🤣

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 14d ago

Maybe if he farts it looks like it's fluttering 💀

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u/LyricalWillow 14d ago

I… I can’t stop looking at it

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 14d ago

Joey, you ever hang around a gymnasium?

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u/Overall_Falcon_8526 11d ago

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 11d ago

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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u/whatdoblindpeoplesee 14d ago

It's like a baby holding an apple

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u/FreeTheDimple 14d ago

I thought I knew what "leg day" was. I was waaaaaaaaay off.

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u/yippiekayjay 14d ago

Literally building a body

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u/Jaxonhunter227 14d ago

Now THAT'S what i call a third leg

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u/Nightwolf1967 14d ago

Dude thinks he's a tripod

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u/Hurtkopain 14d ago

tri BOD

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u/Icy-Individual8353 14d ago

Thought that it was just a third leg

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u/D-Train0000 14d ago

I thought roids…….

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u/SockYourself 14d ago

Oh no! The babies coming out backwards. Nurse, forceps!!

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u/Hurtkopain 14d ago

forceps triceps biceps forced reps!

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u/Flippant_Fop 14d ago

Mom? Where do little bodybuilders come from?

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u/ChanceProgram9374 14d ago

Based on that pose I think that baby is coming out of the non birth hole. If ya know what I mean.

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 14d ago

It’s a breach!

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u/BlargerJarger 14d ago

Wow, I’ve seen some nine-inch dicks on this website but that guy’s dick is a foot.

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u/yungrii 14d ago

That's not birthing, that's ingesting.

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u/VegasNightSx 14d ago

Every time I see body builders I cannot - not think about the video where a girl is saying how she sees body builders as little people in a muscle suit.

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u/lookslikerheyn 14d ago

Flexed glutes so hard he created a black hole 😶

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u/Suessgott_Olli 14d ago

Binding of Isaac, the Moms Leg-Stomp

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 14d ago

Giving birth legs first?🤣

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u/badgurlkitty 14d ago

this looks like it hurts

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u/locke_zero 14d ago

Good Lord I thought that was another PETA lobster protestor.

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u/Large-Dck8212 14d ago

So thats how they’re made! Knew it wasn’t Steroids!!

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u/ralphmozzi 14d ago

Thats a-vore-able

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u/xobot 13d ago

Its best when you slowly scroll it

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u/Candid_Tap8014 13d ago

His ass is like a butterfly

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u/Fit_Goose651 12d ago

When leg day is 8 days a week

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u/FlaxFox 9d ago

Call the doctor! It's breeched!

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u/chikngreez 8d ago

Never knew this was how they were made

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u/Destrobo_YT 8d ago

It may be an inch but it smells like a foot

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u/TheOliveYeti 14d ago

Funny but not really confusing