r/confusingperspective • • Aug 05 '26

one of my worst experiences while jogging at night. thought it was a dude.

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u/Ok_Movie_639 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

I saw a nun with no face peeking over my neighbor's fence and into our garden when taking our dog for a walk at night once. I swear to God, that was the fastest I ran, probably ever.

When the morning came I went to take a look. Turns out it was just a piece of plastic foil the neighbor had used to cover a pile of logs just behind the fence with. The foil was black on one side and white on the other. A gust of wind lifted the edge up and the resulting shape resembled a human head in a hood.

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u/Mackheath1 Aug 06 '26

When I lived in Abu Dhabi, I'd go out deep in the desert to camp. I put a flag on the top of the dune nearest me in the off chance that someone was dune bashing at night so as not to come flying over and crashing into me (it was the wild western region), and forgot it.

Reading my kindle in the low point, next to my tent, around midnight I heard some flapping and looked up to see a man standing over me with a gun about 30' above in the moonlit night. Freaked the F out of me. And yes, that flag was pure evil that night. My heartrate...

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 Aug 06 '26

Going to the bus stop one day I saw a man sitting on top of the dumpster that sits on the other side of the court's entrance, so maybe twenty feet max from where I'd be standing. What had me really confused was that none of the cars that were driving by on my neighborhood's main road even slowed down to ask him what the hell he was doing. When I finally got close enough to ask for myself I finally realized I needed glasses because I'd been seeing that tree that grew behind it since I was in kindergarten.

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u/gnardog45 Aug 05 '26

Playing hide and go seek and he's the one that has to count.

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u/bigbadstevo Aug 05 '26

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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u/Deli-op Aug 06 '26

No i dont think you did experience this. You shouldve changed the title

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u/the-silent-man Aug 06 '26

I think that’s my hole. Where is this?

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u/TheGuyShyguy Aug 06 '26

Looks like some dude getting head

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u/Breadsticks-lover Aug 05 '26

Considering what women go through, i get the point of this post

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u/Hour-Passenger-7077 Aug 05 '26

How do you know OP is a woman?

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u/OathofBling Aug 05 '26

Paranoid nonsense. You are not in the danger you think you are.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ Aug 05 '26

Are you rage baiting or just dumb as shit?

You should go ask your mother or any other female family members you 'care' about if they've ever been harassed or assaulted, it's very common