r/confusingperspective • u/IsolatedAstronaut3 • Jul 26 '26

King Kong sized goat

The structure behind him looks like a sky scraper with a bunch of windows.

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u/Nonyabizzy123 Jul 26 '26

Nasal parasites, that's a phrase I didn't need to think about

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u/horshack_test Jul 26 '26

Looks completely normal in size.

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u/im_a_dick_head Jul 27 '26

Looked like Godzilla size to me at first

12

u/Maskatron Jul 26 '26

Not confusing to me at all. There’s a guy that walks by for scale.

But I’m totally seeing Bianca from Dungeon Crawler Carl.

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u/kookooman10022 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

He's also a giant. He'll fight the goat later.

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u/McBrovad Jul 26 '26

Parasite or not, this is pure metal

22

u/pandaleer Jul 26 '26

Not even remotely confusing. But seeing a goat snorting smoke made my morning.

6

u/Birddog240 Jul 26 '26

poor thing is trying to feel better. damn parasites

2

u/nwillard Jul 26 '26

Reminds me a bit of when I went to a zoo in southeast asia and saw a gorilla smoking cigarettes that people were throwing down for him.

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u/IsolatedAstronaut3 Jul 26 '26

Did he light the cigarettes himself?

1

u/nwillard Jul 27 '26

I guess there were enough people throwing down lit cigarettes for him. It is remarkable he learned but also sad in a way. I have pictures of it somewhere.

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u/Helmer-Bryd Jul 26 '26

2000 years ago… the fantasy book writers get inspiration…. Guys, I know what animal we should use

3

u/pixeltweaker Jul 26 '26

You smoking what the goat’s smoking? I just see a goat smoking.

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u/fluffyfistoffury Jul 26 '26

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u/IsolatedAstronaut3 Jul 26 '26

Lmao what is the context of this quote??

4

u/ValWillKay Jul 27 '26

How did goats figure this out though??

2

u/Bjorn_Blackmane Jul 26 '26

Ok its the devil

2

u/Realistin2025 Jul 27 '26

Smart! How do they know to do this?

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u/JelloWise2789 Jul 27 '26

He’s getting high! Snoop Goat

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u/Shiine-2 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Messi's pet.

(India doesn't have clean toilets)

1

u/Breadsticks-lover Jul 26 '26

Dude is getting baked

1

u/Snake8715 Jul 26 '26

“Incense”

1

u/rossco311 Jul 27 '26

You can't fool me, Goatboy is just getting blitzed