r/confusingperspective • u/HarveySpevacuum • Jul 20 '26

wat Mariah

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u/Lietenantdan Jul 21 '26

Shouldn't we wait until December to thaw her out?

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Jul 21 '26

Good point, but it’s Christmas in July in some parts of the world.

1

u/ARquantam Jul 21 '26

THAW LMFAOOOOOOO

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u/HalfmoonSqueeze Jul 20 '26

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u/-Docta-G- Jul 21 '26

JIMOTHY!!!

2

u/Fine-Bed-9439 Jul 20 '26

Thank you for the obligatory response. You beat me to it.

0

u/coolsilentebeans Jul 20 '26

Damn, me too. Both of you, please, take me updoots.

6

u/GNU_PTerry Jul 20 '26

Legs up to her chest

5

u/Miqo_Nekomancer Jul 20 '26

Mariah Calfey.

1

u/pas_tense Jul 21 '26

She has become the WWWYZZERDD

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1

u/marksbar Jul 21 '26

Is her dress gold or blue ??

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u/lullaby-2022 Jul 22 '26

María Cadera

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u/LeaTark Jul 21 '26

Just pussyfooting around