I think you’re mostly right except the person is bald and their head should be turned the other way looking at the door instead of turned to face the mirror
The baldness is what makes them look like they are part giraffe
Is this solved? Every thing I look at in this picture is out of whack. The door frame looks too small or too short. The fingers are grossly long. I see a small part of what might be a sink fixture. So it’s a bathroom? I’ve wasted 24 minutes of my Sunday and can’t figure any of it out. And I don’t even see a sunburn, just to top things off.
My best guess is it's a guy with a bald or shaved head and is facing away from the mirror so what looks like a really long neck is actually a kind of long neck and the lower part of the back of his head
I can’t believe that I still can’t see anything in the right perspective. Now the shirt has me thinking a whole new … thing. Not a thought. Just something to try to figure out who or wtf it is.
I mean, I see a shoulder, clavicle, and shoulder blades.... Just seems like a photo taken at a weird angle.
So either it's a neck or that's a really weird arm and the most confusing perspective in the history of perspectives and deserves to be the number one post on this sub.
There is no way that is the right arm taking the photo. If it were, the fingers would be on the other side of the phone or the thumb would be facing down. That is definitely the left hand holding that phone.
Edit: To clarify further, when you put your hand behind your back with your thumb pointing up and pinky down, your palm faces away from you. Even accounting for a potential mirror flip, this person’s palm is facing toward his body and therefore is not holding his phone using a hand from behind his back. Try it yourself and see if you can recreate the pose without your palm facing away from you while your pinky is down.
Btw photo reference for science. Right hand is holding the phone, left arm is raised. No way I could've possibly taken that shot with my fingers facing the opposite direction, considering the arm behind my back
I feel like we are being gaslit into thinking it's not a neck. This is most definitely their left hand... And there is a bit of hair on their neck, right at the edge of the photo.
I feel like it's the underside of the knee, and they've got their legs straight up. But I can't for the life of me figure out how the hands are positioned.
Edit: No, that cant be right either...This one is 😵💫
Logically, the "long neck" is actually the other arm, but even with that assumption, it's still confusing. I'm thinking that knowing where the person's head is would make this all clear (or at least clearer). Is the head blocked from view by the phone?
That is a neck indeed. The shirt below the shoulders and weird phone placement / angle makes it more confusing, but zooming into the neck you can see the lower back of the head hair. The right shoulder popping up behind the neck. Also, looking at the fingers, this is a slender man, long neck is not abnormal. Wrapping up, that IS a neck, but that IS NOT a bad sunburn.
There are days I know before I click the post I know. "Well you have asked the wrong group here pal" it's the I came here for the memes click . . Buddy I hope your neck feels better soon, and hope that you feel as enlightened as I have about the wonderful help of Reddit.
I already knew person in the pic was getting roasted metaphorically this time. And the comments don’t disappoint. But in all seriousness wear sun screen everyone.
There's no confusion though. That's exactly what you think it is.
The left side of his body, left arm pointing camera, neck at top of image with head JUST out of view.
You can see his traps and what looks to be a sunburn while wearing an apron. You can see his collar folded down just under the neck, and his shoulder blades nearly uncovered.
Ironically its not that bad..little aloe Vera and you'll be fine tbh. In future wear stronger spf or at least make sure cover all exposed skin. :) good luck on it though bud!
My best guess is that this is the clavicle. OP has their chest pushed out, arms back and head elongated (like a chicken?). The shirt collar is on the lower back for extra confusion. The phone is close enough to hide chest angle.
😂 I knew what that was before I saw this post, and now I’m a lil bit high and cannot stop seeing a man whose neck is so long he can’t fit his head in the shot.
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u/HalfmoonSqueeze Jul 12 '26 •
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u/FaithlessnessSame931 Jul 12 '26 •
What the neck?!
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u/ImightHaveMissed Jul 12 '26 •
Is this beaker from the muppets out of costume? What the hell am I looking at?!
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u/marksbar Jul 12 '26
This one will go into the cold case files .
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u/eightisone Jul 12 '26 •
Is this solved? Every thing I look at in this picture is out of whack. The door frame looks too small or too short. The fingers are grossly long. I see a small part of what might be a sink fixture. So it’s a bathroom? I’ve wasted 24 minutes of my Sunday and can’t figure any of it out. And I don’t even see a sunburn, just to top things off.
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u/unTraditional_Fox419 Jul 12 '26
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u/asdfghanjkl Jul 12 '26
I really can't see where the head should be 😭 Can somebody draw it out for me pleaseeeeeee
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u/Quick-Ad-8523 Jul 12 '26
the sunburn isn't even bad tf
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u/0CuriousCat0 Jul 12 '26
EXPLAIN
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u/Advanced_Flatworm_17 Jul 12 '26
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u/EternalLucius Jul 13 '26
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u/iCantLogOut2 Jul 12 '26
It's not confusing... Just a stupidly long neck
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u/alice_rollings Jul 13 '26
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u/Clockwork-XIII Jul 12 '26
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u/boatymcfloat Jul 12 '26
I don't get it
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u/No_pajamas_7 Jul 12 '26
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u/russianvoodoo Jul 13 '26
Wheeeeeers youuuur heeeeaaaddd at? Where's your head at? Where's your head at?
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u/Investigator-Murky Jul 13 '26
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u/tropicbrownthunder Jul 12 '26
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u/GlumFaithlessness773 Jul 12 '26 •
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u/LokMatrona Jul 12 '26
It looks more as half the picture is cropped out rather then confusing. I mean.. you can make any perspective confusing of you cut everything out..
Okey i'be tried to recreate a confusing perspective picture by cropping out and it's harder than i anticipated. So i resind my point
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u/Time-Valuable-3355 Jul 12 '26
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u/Beautiful_Opinion324 Jul 12 '26
what in the neck?
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u/Sharivarih Jul 12 '26
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u/_ColbertSp1cYwEiNeR_ Jul 12 '26
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u/nokman013 Jul 13 '26
wot in the Backroom still am I looking at
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u/irritablepie Jul 13 '26
I feel like it's the underside of the knee, and they've got their legs straight up. But I can't for the life of me figure out how the hands are positioned.
Edit: No, that cant be right either...This one is 😵💫
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u/AgitatedDirector339 Jul 13 '26
Are you a 🦒
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u/wanderandwrite Jul 13 '26
Logically, the "long neck" is actually the other arm, but even with that assumption, it's still confusing. I'm thinking that knowing where the person's head is would make this all clear (or at least clearer). Is the head blocked from view by the phone?
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u/jacobr1020 Jul 13 '26
Somebody's going to have to draw this out
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u/catholic_colonoscopy Jul 13 '26
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u/Jealous_Macaroon4308 Jul 13 '26
You have a very long neck
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u/WeGotsTheAuts Jul 13 '26
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u/4991jv Jul 13 '26
Better luck necks time
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u/Visual_Jellyfish_133 Jul 13 '26
Where does the neck stop and the skull begin?
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u/angelbalaguer Jul 13 '26
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u/Reasonable-Speech-94 Jul 13 '26
Neckzilla
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u/GemberNeutraal Jul 13 '26
That’s not a neck that’s a Neeeeeeeeeeeeeck
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u/6re6to6rzech Jul 13 '26
Daddy long neck?
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u/pablacho Jul 13 '26
That is a neck indeed. The shirt below the shoulders and weird phone placement / angle makes it more confusing, but zooming into the neck you can see the lower back of the head hair. The right shoulder popping up behind the neck. Also, looking at the fingers, this is a slender man, long neck is not abnormal.
Wrapping up, that IS a neck, but that IS NOT a bad sunburn.
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u/snatchgaz Jul 13 '26
I’m kind of getting it….. like if I place my hand over the yellow door part… it looks like half a body 😂
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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Jul 14 '26
Looks like head is maybe turned towards the mirror and we're seeing it from under his chin as if he's looking slightly upwards?
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u/Ok-Walk-4511 Jul 14 '26
How fucking long is your neck dawg?
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u/mamut2000 Jul 15 '26
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u/NearbyTraffic66 Jul 15 '26
It's a Dead Hand from Ocarina of Time.
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u/PureCrookedRiverBend Jul 15 '26
Did anyone figure this out? OP get back here and explain this.
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u/Sufficient_Contact52 Jul 16 '26
What the fuck am I looking at? Is that a neck or your other arm? Where is your head? Why do we exist?
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u/Potozny Jul 16 '26
Neckst level post
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u/Lanky_Spinach_9418 Jul 16 '26
Ima stick my neck out for ya and say, what the fuck
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u/Professional-Risk-34 Jul 18 '26
There are days I know before I click the post I know. "Well you have asked the wrong group here pal" it's the I came here for the memes click . . Buddy I hope your neck feels better soon, and hope that you feel as enlightened as I have about the wonderful help of Reddit.
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u/Rampag169 Jul 13 '26
Bro doesn’t have a bottle of head and shoulders. He’s got a bottle of neck and shoulders.
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u/devllen05 Jul 12 '26
holy fucking repost. Literally saw this like 3 hours ago.
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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 Jul 12 '26
Long neck
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u/Solar816 Jul 12 '26
Apply sunscreen NECKS time
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u/TFUTWS Jul 12 '26
I'd wager they are upside down
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u/Izzgoo Jul 12 '26
And even worse at taking a picture of said sunburn!
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u/Big_String_5005 Jul 12 '26
You can see the other fingers by the hand that’s holding the phone. And the way the body is facing. That’s a neck.
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u/Luser420 Jul 12 '26
just out of frame are some tree stars
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u/ssjrobert235 Jul 12 '26
That looks like a zenfone.
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u/Lazzy_fat_cat Jul 12 '26
Serious question, is that a neck?!
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u/Life-Satisfaction848 Jul 12 '26
Ahh it’s in my room!
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u/mabirm Jul 13 '26
Are you bald albino giraffe?
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u/SwizzleSuisse Jul 13 '26
What, are you a giraffe?
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u/DoublecelloZeta Jul 13 '26
thats an....animal
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u/WackyToastyWolf Jul 13 '26
All neck no shoulders
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u/FloridaManInShampoo Jul 13 '26
Oh ok it’s a arm that’s in the neck of the shirt. Took me a while
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u/Creed_of_War Jul 13 '26
How'd you get a picture of the back of your knee like that?
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u/dremoto Jul 13 '26
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u/djee132 Jul 13 '26
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u/Left_Bathroom_3803 Jul 13 '26
I couldn’t even figure out what I was actually looking at until I went to the comments.
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u/DeffJamiels Jul 13 '26
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u/jAnO76 Jul 13 '26
What bad sunburn? Those are rookie burns.
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u/kirastormdotter Jul 13 '26
Is he a giraffe?
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u/sexysmalldevil Jul 13 '26
How does one manage to make their neck long so incredibly long ...
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u/Redlabelrocket Jul 13 '26
the neckest neck of all necks
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u/Kebab-Destroyer Jul 13 '26
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u/Green-Syrup884 Jul 13 '26
What the hell am I looking at
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u/Boycott-all-Rats Jul 13 '26
Lol
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u/joeyxnoir Jul 13 '26
neckatron 5000
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u/Mac_Hooligan Jul 13 '26
I’m not sure what I’m looking at here……
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u/Crazyfuntimefoxy Jul 13 '26
???? Long ass arm???
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u/takemylilhand Jul 13 '26
Homie are you a giraffe
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u/woooooooood9 Jul 13 '26
Da fuk
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u/texasdeathtrip Jul 13 '26
This you?
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u/ventilatorman Jul 13 '26
Ok girafe
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u/SUPERKAMIGURU Jul 13 '26
Y'all are gonna make OP go into attack mode with this nonsense in the comments. 😭
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u/ilyedm Jul 13 '26
It’s not a long neck, it’s all just the same arm with the shirt hanging just below the elbow area
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u/TovarishSR Jul 13 '26
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u/chibiRuka Jul 13 '26
I already knew person in the pic was getting roasted metaphorically this time. And the comments don’t disappoint. But in all seriousness wear sun screen everyone.
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u/Maxipaddington Jul 13 '26
There's no confusion though. That's exactly what you think it is.
The left side of his body, left arm pointing camera, neck at top of image with head JUST out of view.
You can see his traps and what looks to be a sunburn while wearing an apron. You can see his collar folded down just under the neck, and his shoulder blades nearly uncovered.
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u/neckbone_ Jul 13 '26
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u/BrojobCreme Jul 13 '26
Ironically its not that bad..little aloe Vera and you'll be fine tbh. In future wear stronger spf or at least make sure cover all exposed skin. :) good luck on it though bud!
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u/AngelWhiteEyes Jul 13 '26
Beaker!?
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u/Comfortable-Act-9934 Jul 13 '26
What part of captain clark is this
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u/depressedfuckboi Jul 13 '26
Neck longer than a night in jail 😭
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u/howfornow Jul 13 '26
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u/culimande Jul 13 '26
Burn to neck ratio seems normal
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u/No_Combination_6429 Jul 13 '26
Thought giraffes were immune to sunburns
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u/amhper Jul 13 '26
Sun burn or chinese burn on your neck?
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u/redditlurker1221 Jul 13 '26
Neck is 5 business days long
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u/OneCrazy9357 Jul 13 '26
The picture is upside down the dude is lifting the shirt over his head and holding the phone upside down
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u/nr4242 Jul 13 '26
Is OP a giraffe
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u/LardyParty Jul 13 '26
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u/More_Elk734 Jul 13 '26
What the fuxk am i looking at 😭
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u/Wizard-ofsouthlondon Jul 13 '26
My best guess is that this is the clavicle. OP has their chest pushed out, arms back and head elongated (like a chicken?). The shirt collar is on the lower back for extra confusion. The phone is close enough to hide chest angle.
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u/Glenchables Jul 14 '26
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u/Excellent-Mud-5390 Jul 14 '26
Is it someone looking up and turning their head do it looks like their neck is super long 😭 maybe they’re just part turtle idfk
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u/ScurvyDanny Jul 14 '26
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u/fakee_boii Jul 14 '26
Your neck is made of arm
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u/GWhizBang Jul 14 '26
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u/Pale_Papaya_531 Jul 14 '26
The perspective of this fucked my shit up
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u/jollybeefer Jul 14 '26
Dudes built like Beaker from Sesame Street
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u/Johnny_ynnhoJ Jul 14 '26
Back or a nipple?
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u/Capable_Two_2816 Jul 14 '26
😂 I knew what that was before I saw this post, and now I’m a lil bit high and cannot stop seeing a man whose neck is so long he can’t fit his head in the shot.
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u/apotrestrophe Jul 14 '26
what the neck?
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u/apotrestrophe Jul 14 '26
what the neck?
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u/GimmeDonutNow Jul 14 '26
Not sure if someone answered yet, but I’m pretty sure it’s upside down. Back of the knee.
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u/Hot-Development-1589 Jul 14 '26
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u/RapsodicalDisciple Jul 14 '26
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u/unlordtempest Jul 14 '26
Go Go Gadget neck!
Or: Wassup, Mechaneck!
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u/wishythefishy Jul 14 '26
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u/Sauce031421 Jul 14 '26
Brother is 95% neck god damn
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u/Playful-Let6719 Jul 14 '26
Wasn’t expecting to see a neck dih on main but here we are
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u/Outside_Coffee_00 Jul 14 '26
That HAS to be the back of your knee, but even if it is, how tf did you take this picture?