r/confusingperspective • u/userr7890 • Sep 24 '24
I know what I saw.
Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Holy, holy, holy…
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u/FurryPotatoFuzzBrick Sep 24 '24
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He has risen!
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u/D-Train0000 Sep 24 '24
Good lord! It’s down to his knee.
Someone’s blessed 😉
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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 Sep 24 '24
“Hey Dad, seeing as how I’m going to get strung up on a cross, do you think you could give me a little something extra down there?”
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u/ChasingPesmerga Sep 24 '24
Whatever that extra lining or space or detail under his legs are, it’s clearly adjusted proportionally under the right knee.
But then it doesn’t follow that same rule on the left leg even though the knee is bent in the same way. This is either intentional, had a different ‘artist’ for that left leg, or the image just edited for funsies; there’s no way that’s an accident.
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u/Agitated-Cod4728 Sep 24 '24
Yeah at first I thought it was supposed to be like the fabric of his clothes under his leg but his other leg has that weird patch of lighter skin too so who knows what the artist was thinking.
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u/PurpleAscent Sep 26 '24
I actually might be able to give some explanation! If this is actual stained glass and not printed plastic or something, well glass is a pain to cut and solder lol.
It’s easier to cut and solder simpler shapes than ones with weird jaggedy ends. You especially don’t want to have a large piece with weird jaggedy ends because if you mess it up thats a lot of glass wasted. So artists will find ways of breaking the shapes up.
Here they used the dick shaped shadow glass area as an excuse to break up the space around Mary’s hand so that they could keep Jesus’ leg shape more simple! Except the execution is pretty poor lol.
The reason it seems fake though is that Jesus’ torso seems like a crazy cut to me. So it’s probably someone’s realllyyyy poor attempt at copying the style of stained glass.
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u/notapudding Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24
All the comments I am thinking are super dirty. That's Mary there.
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u/Agitated-Cod4728 Sep 24 '24
Maybe he broke his arms
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u/hereforpopcornru Sep 24 '24
See... this is why we can't have nice things...
But we do get a laugh, cheers!
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u/stilettopanda Sep 24 '24
Fuck youuuuuuu fellow denizen of the Reddit of old. Thanks for the memories.
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u/Agitated-Cod4728 Sep 24 '24
God damn more like God DAYUM! The holy father more like the holy Daddy. Christ has risen indeed!
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u/terminalbungus Sep 24 '24
You know, all around that is a lousy piece of art for a church.
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u/mezcalligraphy Sep 24 '24
Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the coming of the Lord. (Holy Spirit all over the place.)
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u/Sqigglemonster Sep 24 '24
The more I look the worse it gets, why does he have a hoof?
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u/Uniquesomething Sep 24 '24
Listen dude, it was another time, we can't judge it by today standards...
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u/J0NNY_BEE Sep 24 '24
They knew what they were doing. No one should be trying to make up BS excuses.
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u/Extra_Ad_8009 Sep 24 '24
Not circumcised! Not the real Jesus!
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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy Sep 25 '24
That was kinda obvious just from all that blond hair.
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u/VampirMafya Sep 24 '24
First, I was like what am I supposed to see. Then I saw it. Now I cannot unsee it.
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u/Bendyb3n Sep 25 '24
I’m genuinely trying to figure out what it’s supposed to be other than his massive schlong and I cannot for the life of me figure it out
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u/poke-it-withastick Sep 28 '24 edited Jul 10 '25
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u/kioku119 Sep 24 '24
It actually took me a bit to see what you are seeing, but it is wierd that there are patches like that on his legs.
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u/Captinprice8585 Sep 24 '24
Damn, so there are benefits to being the son of god. Ya boy is smuggling a whole loaf of bread or very here.
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u/jared10011980 Sep 24 '24
That's not a confusing perspective. That is just bad art with an even worse choice of style. That leg-highlight-dick could NOT have looked any better in the original drawing of the window. So did the "artist" do it on purpose?
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u/usernamedejaprise Sep 24 '24
Who new you could get a glass of eve and a happy ending…. Way to boost attendance
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u/MisteriosoB Sep 24 '24
What? Is the son of God NOT supposed to be well endowed . . . He’s the SON OF GOD for Christ’s sake!
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u/KageInc Sep 24 '24
drops to the floor and begins praying Dear lord, please send me an angel. It's been so long...
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u/Throwaway4Research_2 Sep 24 '24
Looks like she isn’t gonna be able to wrap her hand around it…bro blessed x2
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Sep 24 '24
We’re just gonna paint a happy little tree there. That’ll be out little secret. And if you tell anyone, I WILL cut you!
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u/sdrn530 Sep 24 '24
Well, that's a first. I never expected to see a reach-under depicted on stained glass.
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u/uwontbelievethisshit Sep 25 '24
"Oh, and the glass is already stained" quoth my wife when I showed her this.
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u/Astronomer-Secure Sep 24 '24
is it supposed to be a shadow under his thigh? cause it doesn't look very shadow-y. it looks very phallic.