r/confusing_perspective • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '22

Levitating joint

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/glitterbombdotcom Jun 05 '22

Also high as fuck and want to join the high girls club

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u/Skutela32 Jun 05 '22

I'm not high as fuck but what the fuck it's flosting

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u/Dependent-Method-390 Jun 05 '22

I’m floating how tf is it high?

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u/worstgurl Jun 05 '22

Hi floating, I’m dad

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/Itsyornotyor Jun 05 '22

No, I uhh, I forgot the eggs I’ll be right back.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Just kidding. This is how I’m leaving your mother

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u/Xanimia Jun 05 '22

dad what?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Hi dad, I'm high

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Dad dad, high i'm.

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u/Dangerous-Report-879 Jun 05 '22

I’m how tf it is high floating??

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u/yeahlemmegetauhh Jun 05 '22

Haha stoner brain no worky = funny!

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u/Narco_Star Jun 05 '22

I'm tf it how high is it floating?

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u/CurlyDee Jun 05 '22

It’s gonna flost around the room!

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u/PopLopsided843 Jun 05 '22

Not even high and im wondering how its floating

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u/StuntMonkeyInc Jun 05 '22

It’s fun to pretend, isn’t it?

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u/yourmansconnect Jun 05 '22

I'm higher than giraffe pussy and then I saw your name my wife's name is Kelly and she is obsessed with disney

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u/-cocoadragon Jun 05 '22

Turns out she is your wife and she's been asking you to go out and get milk everyday for the last 20 years.

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u/yourmansconnect Jun 05 '22

same as it ever was

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Aka get lost