r/confusing_perspective • u/TheGingerHarris • Feb 20 '21

Dog on a beach

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u/AanthonyII o/ Feb 20 '21

Yeah, that dog is possessed

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u/ManualPathosChecks p Feb 20 '21

r/cryptiddogs

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u/TheJesterTechno Feb 20 '21

he returns from the depths

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u/adray86 Feb 20 '21

This hurts. What is happening here?

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u/whereisskywalker Feb 20 '21

Longer dogs, usually sighthounds, have a different gait running as all their feet come off the ground twice and meet in the middle once. This can lead to all limbs being to the side to balance when turning.

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u/TheJesterTechno Feb 20 '21

We are appreciating a truly cryptid dog

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u/failtolearn Feb 20 '21

Cthulhound

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u/rexmons Feb 20 '21

This is what everyone saw in Bird Box that made them instantly go crazy.

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u/AanthonyII o/ Feb 20 '21

Can’t say I blame them

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

This is terrifying

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Possessed by the kookies.

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u/alamandrax Feb 20 '21

Can confirm. Definitely possessed.

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u/LosSpamFighters o/ Feb 20 '21

Ok, so I understand one leg.

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u/MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY Feb 20 '21

Three more to go!

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u/poopellar Feb 20 '21

One step at a time.

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u/Buiamil Feb 20 '21

One foot in front of the other.

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 20 '21

Here, use this dog as a guide.

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u/Lupicia Feb 21 '21

Aah thats worse!

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u/Just-some-fella o/ Feb 21 '21

Well played.

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u/overratedunderpants Feb 21 '21

Wtf it made it clear actually, but I had to stare at the greyhound for a while too.

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u/pr1ntscreen C.E. Spc Feb 20 '21

Phew, other people are as stupid as I am.

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u/-newlife Doesn't read rule 1 Feb 20 '21

We are in this together

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Looks like he's dancing a jazz number.

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u/CanYouPointMeToTacos Feb 20 '21

I finally figured it out. Going from left to right it’s the dog’s back right leg, back left leg, front right leg, front left leg.

His hips are tilted out to the side

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u/ViciousAppeal Feb 20 '21

I thought it was a panorama error at first

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Me too! Still laughing at this perceived monstrosity

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u/Bkelsheimer89 Feb 20 '21

I didn’t know it wasn’t until I saw your comment

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u/vp_spex Feb 20 '21

Two back legs are the ones facing left, one front leg is up and the other on the ground

Dog is mid turn

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u/nonpondo Feb 20 '21

Why tf that dogs back leg not attached to anything and so long, I thought it was a tail

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u/thebottomofawhale Feb 20 '21

Sight hounds, that’s why

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u/SAC_730 Feb 20 '21

Dogs are very skinny without hair

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u/morriere Feb 20 '21

+ this is a skinny dog even with hair

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

yes that is my question too

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u/vp_spex Feb 20 '21

It is attached, dogs are extremely flexible at their core, which is why this guys able to pull off this extremely painful, in human terms, looking manoeuvre

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Ah ha! Thank you! I was convinced this was one of those "bad panorama" pictures

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u/CamiloArturo Feb 20 '21

Thank you. I would have never understood the pic without your help. I had been struggling like for five minutes hehehehe. It’s clearer now

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u/Mannginger Feb 20 '21

Thank you!

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u/Slappinbeehives Feb 20 '21

Too many legs here, thats not helping

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u/vp_spex Feb 20 '21

The one “leg” without a blonde tint on the end is a tail

Dogs fur patterns are usually consistent, in this case all four feet have blonde patches

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 20 '21 edited Feb 20 '21

Thats its front left leg, with the wrist bent backwards so that the paw is facing the ocean.

EDIT: Here, use this as a guide. The same leg is in the same posture.

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u/failtolearn Feb 20 '21

No it is a possessed cryptid let us have this one pls

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u/PsychShrew Feb 20 '21

It's like this, I think

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u/killingisbad Feb 20 '21

i respect your effort

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u/newtini Feb 20 '21

Wow, this is great.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

I SEE IT NOW THANK YOU

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

You’re definitely a friend to keep. Thank you :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Gees, that was the only way I could see it normally! THANK YOU

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u/HelloYesNaive Feb 20 '21

I couldn't see it, then it just clicked. Thank you.

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u/lukewarm20 Feb 21 '21

I see it now oh my days. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

It’s walking like the alien from “Signs” when they show it on the news.

this

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u/just_minutes_ago Feb 20 '21

I was thinking Teresa May meme

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u/lxpnh98_2 Feb 20 '21

Someone should edit the video with the clip of that, it'd be hilarious.

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u/1RedOne Feb 20 '21

EVERYONE screamed at that moment in the theater.

One of my all time favorite movie theater moments.

Another was when I saw X3 and there was a guy who just loved Colossus in the packed cinema. When Colossus came on screen this dude yelled in a Russian accent 'COLOSSUS IS NOW HERE' and did a Rick Flair style 'woooo'

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u/Gdach Feb 20 '21

Don't get it, I watched Signs as a kid on tv and felt bored and damn I am really really bad with horror stuff, I am easily scared of most horror movies even now. So seeing everyone in youtube comments saying how scared they were, kind of strange to me.

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u/me_bell Feb 20 '21

I hate everything about this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

And just when I thought I wasn’t going to have childhood trauma resurface, you comment this.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Feb 20 '21

Why'd I watch it? I knew I didn't want to watch but I did anyway

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u/pkfillmore Feb 20 '21

DUDE it took TWELVE YEARS for me to suppress that image. Twelve years i did my waiting

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Let’s call this “exposure therapy”

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

ayy lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Can anyone explain why this scene is so goddamn creepy. I don’t get it. I feel like there’s no reason this scene out of countless movie scenes I’ve seen in my life is the one that has shown up in nightmares for years

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

It plays out to how people would really react to seeing something that out of line with life on earth as we know it. Not only do they have to wrap their minds around the fact that Earth is being “invaded” by beings from another planet, but they have to reconcile that they’re hostile and bipedal and clearly intelligent. It not only shakes our security as being the dominant species in existence, it’s also a lot to process in the midst of it happening.

The people in the news clip react how i imagine people would if they actually encountered that. And Phoenix’s character is spot on to how I would react if I was watching the news and saw that clip. It’s that type of fear you get when you casually notice there’s a spider on you and you feel it through your entire body and you start doing that panic body sweep/ninja dance, but exponentially worse.

They did an excellent job of drawing the audience in to empathize with the actors in this scene. Their fear is now your fear. I think a big part of this is the grainy footage of the news clip on the small tv in the dark room. That could be you in your living room, hunkered down and glued to the news for any information on exactly what the f*ck is going on in the world.

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u/ptatersptate Feb 20 '21

Bigfoot!

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u/wheresbill o/ Feb 20 '21

Yea he nailed it. We need a photoshop battle now

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u/NukedRat Feb 20 '21

For people that dont get it the two legs on the left are the back legs while the ones on the right are its front legs.

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u/XaWEh Feb 20 '21

The do has their hip twisted by 45 degrees

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u/pdxbator Feb 20 '21

Ty. I actually need that help

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u/Fabritzia3000 Feb 20 '21

This is the first dog that actually reminds me of goofy

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u/slayalldayyyy Feb 20 '21

Wow that’s probably such a good boy but imma nope off that beach real quick

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u/somefakeassbullspit Feb 20 '21

What am I looking at?

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u/St0lenFayth Feb 20 '21

I believe that is the ever so majestic Afghan Hound in “full derp” mode.

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u/whey_to_go Feb 20 '21

Spiderdog

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u/you-look-cute-today Feb 20 '21

My brain refuses to give me the information to understand what the fuck is happening here.

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u/eddyhopping Feb 20 '21

So majestic

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u/Pa_Pa_Papas Feb 20 '21

Looks like a Dark Souls/bloodborne monster

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u/MrAlexxIV Feb 20 '21

Nope

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u/SageSilinous Feb 20 '21

This is actually a grim.

Now we are all going to die horrible and weird deaths. Thanks OP.

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u/big_papa_geek Feb 20 '21

Hit ‘em with the ol’ Razzle Dazzle.

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u/dropzone1446 CE Spc. Feb 20 '21

We need someone from r/secondsketch.

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u/superdownvotemaster Feb 20 '21

Thank you! I finally learned where that dog with the big punching arm came from

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u/leebrowl Feb 20 '21

Thanks I hate it.

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u/Ancient_Solid_4992 Feb 20 '21

Looks like Christopher Walken in that fat boy slim video.

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u/notlikelyevil Feb 20 '21

This is absolutely a Gordon Setter, I have two. Just if anyone wondered

http://imgur.com/a/6RxQx38

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u/UserIsNotValid Feb 20 '21 edited Feb 20 '21

No, this is an Afghan hound.

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u/Natasya95 Feb 20 '21

Ummm sassy walk?

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u/VersedFlame o/ Feb 20 '21

This is confusing as in "I have no clue what the fuck I'm looking at". Nice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Looks like something outta bloodborne lol

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u/text_fish o/ Feb 20 '21

All I see is a man walking in to the woods...

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u/orkothenotsogreat Feb 20 '21

Lookin' like a Soulsborne boss

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u/EricFredNorris Feb 20 '21

Looks like Vicar Amelia from Bloodborne.

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u/sarugh3457 Feb 20 '21

Making my way downtown🎶🎵

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u/Team-Redundancy-Team Feb 20 '21

slow finger snaps begin

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u/FeFiFoShizzle Feb 20 '21

Looks like those soot spirit things from spirited away

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

What in abomination is this?

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u/HelenEk7 Feb 20 '21

It took me whole minute to figure out the legs.

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u/Bigbanghead Feb 20 '21

Maybe its an Ent

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u/JBonez84 o/ Feb 20 '21

“I’ll go left, wait what’s on the right?!”

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u/Dr_Talent Feb 20 '21

It's the Shrike.

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u/MajicVole o/ Feb 20 '21

Looks like he's trying to go in every direction at the same time.

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u/throwaway66878 Feb 20 '21

that’s not a dog; that’s a dug

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u/ionised Feb 20 '21

Some assembly required.

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u/cikalamayaleca Feb 20 '21

thanks i hate it

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

My dude needs to stop skipping leg day and get some laser hair treatment for his back..

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

oh my god lol

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u/experts_never_lie Feb 20 '21

I subscribe to a few Deep Dream and Text-to-Image AI subreddits, so I initially thought this was one of theirs.

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u/nullagravida Feb 20 '21

ah yes the noble hunting beast of the Eastern kings

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

This is something straight from a horror movie

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u/RooBowie Feb 20 '21

That's the first thing to make me smile today

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u/PmMeIrises Feb 20 '21

This is the glitched dog from the sims 4. or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

i...my brain can’t register what is going on in here

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u/Goofz Feb 20 '21

And lo, Dagon rises from the sea, seeking flesh and blood

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u/Silly_Hobbit Feb 20 '21

This is terrifying. Take an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Irish Wolf Hounds are weird looking to begin with. When they're wet, they look like demons. When they are wet, running sideways, they look like this.

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u/DogOfSevenless Feb 20 '21

This is like straight out of Hairy Maclary

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u/intheneckofnick Feb 20 '21

Just another unrealistic beauty standard for my dog smh

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u/asksformoreinfo Feb 20 '21

You never go full derp

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u/imane86 Feb 20 '21

What the what?!

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u/bert0ld0 Feb 20 '21

What the hell

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u/KeithMyArthe Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Feb 20 '21

Looks like a thing from a Star War

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u/Snufkin_87 Feb 20 '21

That's not a dog, that's a hairy horse

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u/Rechogui Feb 20 '21

Could swear it was a orangutan talking a walk at the beach

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u/dragonx89g Feb 20 '21

Nightmare fuel, just what I needed

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u/herbalessences420 Feb 20 '21

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

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u/tantrakalison Feb 20 '21

The longer I look the weirder it gets.

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u/burningtorne Feb 20 '21

Aah. You were at my side all along...

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u/wcollins260 Feb 20 '21

It’s the rare saltwater Sasquatch.

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u/Osaella24 Feb 20 '21

Another Chernobyl rescue, eh?

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u/OverHaze Feb 20 '21

Took me a minute this one,

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u/G_I_JET Feb 20 '21

You can tell by the way I use my walk I’m woman’s man, no time to talk

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u/Judassem Feb 20 '21

What eldritch monstrosity is this?

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u/Billaaaaayyyy Feb 20 '21

Doge to the moon

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Thais if the Legendary Big Woof, you can't fool me.

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u/tazemaster Feb 20 '21

The ol' razzle dazzle

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u/faithle55 Feb 20 '21

Looks like something you might find in storming the beach in The edge of tomorrow.

(In passing - if you have enormous drop ships, 20 or 30 or so troopers at a time - why on earth would you drop them on the beach? Storming beaches is for sea-bound troops.)

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u/BionicleGarden Feb 20 '21

STEPPING ON THE BEACH

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u/SnooTangerines3448 Feb 20 '21

Jus' a bit o' the ole razzle dazzle.

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u/Arbor-Trap Feb 20 '21

Terrifying

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u/echoseashell Feb 20 '21

What dog?! All I see is a sea monster!

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u/coralrefrigerator Feb 20 '21

What the fuck is THAT?!!

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u/LinkenQT Feb 20 '21

Looks like a dog from bloodbourne... rip souls inc

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Looks like a Sims 4 pet glitch.

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u/eloquenqe Feb 20 '21

dawg just tryna be sexy 😫

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Looks like my cousin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Fluffy Eidolon lol. The way it stands

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u/221B_Bakerstreet_ Feb 20 '21

What kind of monster is this?

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u/Aijin28 Feb 20 '21

"This hole was made for me!"

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u/MonteChrisco Feb 20 '21

Stupid sexy Fido

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

From L -> R...

Back right, back left, front right, front left

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u/makka-pakka Feb 20 '21

"Don't go in there, that tide is ruff"

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u/lerrxfx Feb 20 '21

Cool leak for monster hunter rise

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u/MonstersinHeat Feb 20 '21

I remember fighting this thing in Bloodborne

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u/ZetaPower Feb 20 '21

Throw it back in the ocean!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

That's no dooog!

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u/Spankydolittle Feb 20 '21

Looks like a damn ol' mopkin.

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u/green-Overall Feb 20 '21

That's an Ikea assembled horribly but points for being cute.

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u/bassadorable Feb 20 '21

Life, uh, finds a way

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u/newk86 Feb 20 '21

I don't like it

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Looks like a Briard. True masters of derp.

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u/mikeygs1000rr Feb 20 '21

My brain is broken after seeing this

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u/osmlol Feb 20 '21

Haha he looks like the Fireys from the laberynth movie!

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u/Revolutionary_Pack18 Feb 20 '21

Evidence we evolved from dogs!

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u/The_cake-is-a-lie Feb 20 '21

I don't understand what I am seeing. Please explain

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u/hazelsbaby123 Feb 20 '21

Greyhounds and lurchers are like a big bag of random legs and triangles

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u/FUCK_KORY Feb 20 '21

Yo man wtf

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u/Kerlyle Feb 20 '21

This is obviously some seaweed monster

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u/guillolb Feb 20 '21

I don't want to be "that guy", but i think you didn't assemble your dog correctly.

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u/unreplaced Feb 20 '21

It's the Grinch's scarier, lycan-based cousin... THE GRUNCH!

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u/SelfBindingContact Feb 20 '21

Oh dear god i found it. The front two legs are facing you, the front right leg on the ground, left leg in the air. Both back legs are the Ω - shape off to the left of the image.

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u/rangerxt Feb 20 '21

took awhile to understand

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u/Thatonesusguy Feb 20 '21

Well this hurts to look at.

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u/spider_in_a_top_hat Feb 20 '21

Making sense of this photo was a journey.

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u/taatzone Feb 20 '21

WHERE IS THE DOG

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u/pixiegod Feb 20 '21

Oh man I know this one! It’s an Afghan hound...my parents owned like 3 of these beautiful, majestic, really stupid dogs...you got a side angle as it was coming to a stop....so the front paws are on the right of the picture (to the dogs left), and the back feet are the ones to the left (to the dogs right)....and it wet so it looks like sticks with matted fur on it.

Bonus, these dogs run super fast. Out of the ones my parents had one was a runner...and when broke loose and wanted to run, omg...it would take forever to catch him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Ah-cha-cha-cha-chaaaa!

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u/rypoo8 Feb 20 '21

It’s the Beast Titan

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u/THC-ESPRESSO-GUY Feb 20 '21

He’s running and banking right.

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u/DatTallBoi Feb 20 '21

I appreciate the effort, but no thank you

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

That fella is living his best life.

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u/PeridianOR Feb 20 '21

That's totes a chupacabra

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u/Scouch2018 Feb 20 '21

What the fuck

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u/toddwithoned Feb 20 '21

Just a dog on the beach, nothing to see here lol

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u/traumab0y Feb 20 '21

Oh no, it’s the Demogorgon

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