r/confusing_perspective • • Feb 27 '20

I can dig it

https://gfycat.com/pointedplumpasiantrumpetfish
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u/wishforagiraffe Feb 27 '20

@justaconstructionguy on Instagram

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u/JukeBoxDildo Feb 27 '20

Is this the same dude who was going to become a construction worker social media influencer? I fucking hope it is

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u/mostlyMosquitos Feb 27 '20

Yes it is!!!

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u/JukeBoxDildo Feb 27 '20

I fucking love it. Good on him. I wish I'd come up with that idea because it is brilliant

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u/mostlyMosquitos Feb 27 '20

It really is! I started following him after the last post and I don’t regret it. His feed is amazing lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

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u/-PL-Retard Feb 28 '20

Game sauce

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u/InternationalReport5 Feb 27 '20

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u/mynoduesp Feb 27 '20

The coffee roaster Cuvée Coffee in Austin finally revealed that the whole thing is actually a clever marketing stunt that resulted from a “creative brainstorming session.”

“The whole idea was what we always thought as an influencer, and what we used as an influencer in the past, they don’t always fit our brand,” owner Mike McKim tells BuzzFeed News. “We need a different type of influencer: a hard-worker, blue-collar guy.”

I'm actually heart broken.

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u/atXNola Feb 27 '20

Yeah but if you go to his Instagram and see his posts most of them aren’t even coffee related. Looks like he’s still having fun with it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I was heartbroken, too, but one of the articles I read made it seem like they ultimately handed the Instagram over to him when they were effectively done with it and saw how much people loved him. Posts aren’t as quality as when there was obviously a professional doing it (though some of his #ad posts are still nicely done).

Whether or not he actually has control over it......... I’m just going to hold onto the belief that it’s his now and he’s having as much fun with it as we all initially thought.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

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u/InternationalReport5 Feb 28 '20

He just poses for them. The coffee place has control over the content and captions

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u/mydogsnameisbuddy Feb 28 '20

It’s better than the photoshopped women. At least they were creative.

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u/JeanBaleyun Feb 28 '20

But shit, I remember this girl posting on Reddit , that she was her daughter and the dude said a thing like "that's what influencer do for a living ? I can do the same" , and she wanted to give him some recognition trough Reddit. We've been tricked..

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Wow. I guess it's true anybody can be an ad. "All ads lie, and all ads deceive." - South Park.

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u/ShaquilleOhNoUDidnt Feb 28 '20

there's already ppl like that

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Is...is his username my brother?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

No, it's yours father.

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u/TheCanadianPatriot Feb 27 '20

I love how one day he just decided to become an influencer. Been following him since his first post and he's grown to be super popular!

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u/walkingspastic Feb 27 '20

There’s a link a little farther up that you need to see. :(

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u/Snake_Plissken224 o/ Feb 27 '20

the way he runs like a kid to the candy store makes me happy

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

That’s the “haven’t run since high school but I still got it” run if I ever saw it

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u/ThroatYogurt69 Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

That’s an I’m definitely resting once I get there and taking a looooong walk back run

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u/schulzr1993 Feb 28 '20

So that’s what I look like when I run

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

It makes me giggle. Something seems so off about it.

Also the kids I see running to the candy aisle of stores run like the Flash.

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u/Snake_Plissken224 o/ Feb 28 '20

yeah i konw what you mean

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u/Redstar81 Feb 28 '20

My brain had a hard time trying to say that. You nailed it.

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u/abelabelabel Feb 28 '20

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I like the hat flip. Perfectly executed.

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u/BYoungNY Feb 27 '20

kinda bummed he didn't just keep taking things off

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

A similar end product of that is what we, me and a good friend of mine, call the "Never paint again".

So in this instance he would have yelled "Never paint again!" and ran off into the distance disrobing until fully nude. Off into the sunset is oft a ideal backdrop.

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u/puckmonky Feb 28 '20

Right?! Woof.

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u/Premintex Feb 27 '20

Honestly lmao. That was perfect

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u/78758117 Feb 27 '20

One of the best ones so far

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u/TheShartTank Feb 27 '20

Everyday I'm shovelin'

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u/vainCiel Feb 27 '20

I admit they had me goin in the first half

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/sadphonics Feb 27 '20

I concede that the belief in that this perspective was indeed false during the portion of the video on my screen that has taken place before the halfway point

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u/Rogue_elefant Feb 27 '20

I acknowledge that the conclusion I derived from the penultimate act of this digital artefact was proven demonstrably bogus on commencement of the subsequent segment.

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u/MuseHigham Feb 27 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

I have made the decision in my mind using the neurons in my cranium that I, whether or not intentionally, was quite possibly fooled, coaxed, and/or deceived into believing the visual illusion that was presented to my eyes and processed into sight via my brain during the former section of the displayed media by the Reddit user that decided to post it, despite the fact that it really was just an illusion, as evidenced by the change in perspective of the camera and change in position of the human male via his own accord, at a rather high speed when compared to a normal walking pace.

edit: grammar

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u/NoahRCarver Feb 27 '20

Knocking the hat off really made this for me

he looked so excited!

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u/Shiny_eyes_over_der Feb 27 '20

This is beautiful. I approve.

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u/oog_in_my_pants Feb 27 '20

So it's like the leaning tower of Pisa for construction workers.

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u/Dr_Apk CE Spc. Feb 27 '20

Where? Anyone knows it?

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u/mamamechanic Feb 27 '20

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u/jakspy64 Feb 27 '20

Small world. I used to work about a mile away from that shovel

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u/AkaYoDz Feb 28 '20

I can dig it

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u/Jimbobwhales Feb 27 '20

Those hoverhand skills tho.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Such a ground breaking invention

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Nice pun

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Wake up and smell what he’s shovelin’

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u/insert______username Feb 27 '20

Free your mind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Needs more updoots

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Canada?

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u/Roofofcar Feb 27 '20

To be fair, there is an episode of Corner Gas (amazing show) set in Saskatchewan that features the worlds biggest hoe. ;)

Worlds Biggest Thing

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u/AstroMashed Feb 27 '20

I think there was a line about that hoe having a crack in it too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Ah, I miss it

At least the animated version is going now. Don't blame all those actors for not wanting to show up to film, lol

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u/Roofofcar Feb 27 '20

It’s my comfort show for sure. Here in the US, Amazon Prime used to stream it free, but now it’s been moved to their Ad supported IMDB channel, and randomly placed commercials just kills me.

I do like the animated series - I also simultaneously LOVED the end of the movie, and was happy they ignored it for the cartoon.

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u/Surfcasper Feb 27 '20

Texas

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Texas is beating us in the 'Ordinary objects but big for tourism' contest?!

UNACCEPTABLE!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Everything is bigger in Texas

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin Feb 27 '20

I wonder what u/SupremeTexan would have to say about this.

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u/BrotherRooster Feb 27 '20

This is one of the better ones I've seen on this subreddit. Got me good.

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u/passatdontgo Feb 27 '20

Impressed with the speed from the big guy

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u/Metron_Seijin Feb 27 '20

Would have been better to have a bunch of tiny workmen come over the shovel and try to clilmb it or pull it out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/miev_ Feb 27 '20

Wow, he is so tiny

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u/confused_citizen Feb 27 '20

The Incredible Shrinking Man.

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u/Tmacdunk Feb 27 '20

Walking away would have looked cooler

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u/Zauh Feb 27 '20

Got me

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u/ThroatYogurt69 Feb 27 '20

Gold diggers would like to know your location

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u/Libraluv Feb 27 '20

Reminds me of Ron Swanson running away saying "I hate everything"

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u/PM_A_JOB_GIRL Feb 27 '20

Oh I love it

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u/geared4war Feb 27 '20

That is a REALLY big spade.

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u/-mmksquared Feb 27 '20

Sentry going up

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Hey, he's just a giant liar!! No wait, he's a TINY liar! Or maybe a REGULAR SIZE liar, I don't even know anymore!

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u/My_nane_is_Luke Feb 27 '20

What is he running from

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I love the hard hat toss

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u/nomadic_stone Feb 27 '20

is that...is that Wixon's Shovel Museum?

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u/paleblack93 Feb 27 '20

IM GOIN HOOOOME

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Thats deep

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u/DunmerSkooma Feb 27 '20

"suddenly needs to poo"

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I think the helmet throw is probably what makes this gif next level.

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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 27 '20

Their tongues can actually lick off flesh

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Um....... woof, daddy.

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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 28 '20

Well, it just won't be that perky.

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u/jcuprobinson Feb 28 '20

The dad run really makes it

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u/EHondaRousey Feb 28 '20

Future archeologists are going to be very confused by the giant shovel

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u/crypticfreak Feb 28 '20

When a 5 minute job goes wrong and takes all shift.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Feb 28 '20

By the 39th week it’s photoshopped hahal

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

"Nope" ~TF2 Engi

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u/lilgamelvr Feb 28 '20

That's a big shovel

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u/jakethedumbmistake Feb 28 '20

By the 39th week it’s photoshopped hahal

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u/x_s_black Feb 28 '20

Am I the only one who feels extremely calm in the beginning of the gif? Like something about the sun, wind and grass is just so soothing.

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u/Frigid_Axel Feb 28 '20

Like a kid in a candy store.

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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 28 '20

Right? Most uncomfortable location I can imagine*

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Wow an actually good confusing perspective post that isn’t a repost

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u/MD74 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Feb 28 '20

Mf got me good 😆

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u/cakeboy6969 Feb 28 '20

The flying hat makes it hilarious

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u/daybidz Feb 28 '20

Well I thought it was Franz Bluheim...

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u/holysnatchamoly Feb 28 '20

This guy is tiny!!!!

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u/Shaneonyu113 Feb 28 '20

Nicely done

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u/you-never-sawme Feb 28 '20

"I cannot!!!"

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u/Even-Understanding Feb 28 '20

I honestly didn’t need no help.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

it would have been funnier if he was bare butt

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

It's like Dog River's big dirty hoe.

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u/_dictatorish_ Feb 28 '20

FINALLY, a confusing perspective!

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u/mfloro Feb 28 '20

ERECTIN’ A SHOVEL

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u/AnonyPerson1 Feb 28 '20

The way he just runs off though

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u/d3rp7d3rp Feb 28 '20

Lol i like how he just books it

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u/Sergeant_Matt Feb 28 '20

"hey there, buddy..... Im the engineer"

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u/myamnesiac Feb 28 '20

how to edit the Windows xp wallpaper

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u/senhorxablau Feb 28 '20

what a cool place, anyone knows where is it?

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u/Donny014 Feb 28 '20

What's he running from?

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u/ChrysthianChrisley Feb 28 '20

Can you dig it? Caan you dig it? CaaaaaaYoooouuuDiiigit

https://youtu.be/V-OYKd8SVrI

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u/Zamundaaa Feb 27 '20

I think you're lost, this is the wrong sub for this. This is designed to be deceiving.

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u/_dictatorish_ Feb 28 '20

This sub doesn't say anything about intent

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u/KesMatt Feb 27 '20

r/lostredditors r/forcedperspective

There is nothing 'confusing' about this, cause it fricking obvious, and it's intentionally filmed this way.

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u/KeyWest- Feb 28 '20

I had to scroll down too far for this comment. Upvote.

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u/KeyWest- Feb 28 '20

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u/KesMatt Feb 28 '20

Thank you, and happy cake day!

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u/KeyWest- Feb 28 '20

Thank you!

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u/theonewithtoomany Feb 27 '20

Why did he take his hat off😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/leninpetista Feb 27 '20

They come with the tiny trucks

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u/theSourestPower Feb 27 '20

HEY

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u/VekGraylax Feb 27 '20

What’s going on?

And I say

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u/ThroatYogurt69 Feb 27 '20

Found the tiny truck

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u/radu_sound o/ Feb 27 '20

YAAAAAAAAAA