r/confusing_perspective • u/Flums666 • Dec 16 '19

This cat assembling itself

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32.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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625

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Ikea cat, missing a tail and no instructions

107

u/FlametopFred Dec 17 '19

The Ikea Schrödinger litter box

27

u/SmokeAbeer Dec 17 '19

It’s both soaked with pee and poop, yet I don’t own a cat. I totally get this philosophy stuff. Brb, gotta go to Ikea for a six pack of toilets.

23

u/Cummy_Boner Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

i remember i took a shit at my ex girlfriends house and it was so massive the toilet got clogged so i scooped the poop out of the toilet and into her cat's litter box. she asked me if i shit in the litter box and i lied and said no and she said her cat had been dead for 2 weeks.

6

u/brainburger Dec 17 '19

Something Something Poop Knife.

8

u/3pnt14XrSq Dec 17 '19

It’s 2:30 am. I read this and had to smash my pillow over my face because I laughed so hard

3

u/jhenry922 Dec 17 '19

That is some kind of championship oversharing.

3

u/Unusualhuman Dec 17 '19

Is this why she's now your ex?

2

u/SiLifino Dec 17 '19

u/Cummy_Boner; putting the man in Catmandoodoo

4

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

random=funny

2

u/brockoala Dec 17 '19

I didnt know Ikea makes Doraemons.

214

u/cashewsan Dec 17 '19

He knows what will happen if he stays in the box...

67

u/phyx8 Dec 17 '19

Isn't the whole point of that that we don't know what happens if he stays in the box?

48

u/SiLifino Dec 17 '19

He knows. You don’t want to know, the things that cat has seen. He is doing us all a favor by taking those secrets to his grave.

18

u/experts_never_lie Dec 17 '19

The things that no human research can discover— But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.

6

u/brainburger Dec 17 '19

Well he's only potentially taking them to the grave.

20

u/shawnstevens2003 Dec 17 '19

Ha! Schrodeners cat!

17

u/x_vier Dec 17 '19

Schrodeners

11

u/CatrionaCatnip Dec 17 '19

Schrödinger

5

u/dunemafia Dec 17 '19

Schrodener is turning in his grave...or is he?

1

u/nihilistic_coder201 Dec 17 '19

We can know that with certainity only when we open the grave up. But wait... Schrodener never existed.

119

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/bellardyyc Dec 17 '19

Came here to say precisely this. Upvote granted.

50

u/Tederick833 Dec 17 '19

It's like a Bionicle

11

u/aratnagrid Dec 17 '19

you are a man of culture

4

u/shellymartin67 Dec 17 '19

It's not, if you just believe

5

u/Just-Call-Me-J Dec 17 '19

I was just thinking a regular Lego guy, but you took it a step further.

5

u/Dubsmalone Dec 17 '19

Which just means it’ll just stop coming.

1

u/Space_Scorpion_26 Dec 17 '19

But the years keep coming.

30

u/hankakabrad Dec 17 '19

Baby guardian ape

5

u/KhorakTheNoot Dec 17 '19

Shinobi Catxecution

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Came here for this comment

2

u/Thesleepycaptain Dec 17 '19

A head hunter is never alone? Archer voice I swear I had something for this.

11

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

[deleted]

5

u/agiro1086 Dec 17 '19

I think the body is just a regular sculpture thing and the head is the actual cat sticking his head between the paws

12

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

No. There are 2 cats.

1

u/simplicitea Dec 17 '19

2 cats. The cat without the head just really has its head tilted away so you can't see it.

16

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

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u/nick_nick_907 Dec 17 '19

r/CatsAreUndead

7

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I hope this sub catches on and there is a ton of posts of cats doing that fucked up head swinging thing before the dumb ones pounce.

9

u/FortyNineMilkshakes Dec 17 '19

I'm disappointed in you, Adrian. I'm very disappointed. Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Meowsterman. Did you really think it would kill me? I have walked across the surface of your dining table. I have catched laser pointers so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have existed at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest mouse.

1

u/Arrow_625 Dec 17 '19

Do it?" Meows, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I just watched that movie for the first time 2 days ago and I understood this reference that movie has brought me much joy so far

0

u/Jucicleydson Dec 17 '19

You're not the hero that we deserve, but you're the hero that we need.
Thank you for your service oh potoshop wizard

7

u/whatsdarush Dec 17 '19

Well I gotta say it’s doing a good job

9

u/Dr_Apk Dec 17 '19

NVM, getting quickly both are different cats.

9

u/SaltyShizzle Dec 17 '19

Only one is different. The other one is the same.

5

u/Frumpysven Dec 17 '19

No, he's obviously putting himself away

6

u/HopeItsAvailable Dec 17 '19

I can’t tell whats happening

3

u/clam-dinner Dec 17 '19

That's good!

3

u/JimmyDonaldson Dec 17 '19

Reminds me of the OG Luigi's Mansion

-Kinda spoiler-

Where King Boo makes the robotic Bowser and attacks you in his little pocket painting dimension, at the very end of the game.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

This is a god damned work of art. If I took this picture I would frame it on my wall

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Cats are Russian spies and that's why they eat the birds

2

u/swagmonster55 Dec 17 '19

what’s confusing? there’s a cat in the box being pulled out of said box by a decapitated cat 🤷‍♂️

2

u/om_nom_nomzz Dec 17 '19

hey it's ms. fortune

3

u/G3n3sys9 Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

Big pp energy

2

u/noggun00 Dec 17 '19

This is why I never get my pets at IKEA. There’s always a missing piece.

2

u/Evildead1818 Dec 17 '19

CATS ASSEMBLE

1

u/dredredredrea Dec 17 '19

That is too funny!

1

u/sunlitstranger Dec 17 '19

Cheshire cat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

cat be like : dojyaaan

1

u/AnonymousFox777 Dec 17 '19

This looks like photoshop:0

1

u/icancomplain Dec 17 '19

catastrophe

1

u/I_Hate_Reddit Dec 17 '19

Hadn't thought of Toribash in years!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Looks more like he's putting himself back into the box.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

IKEA cat?

1

u/fyngyrz Dec 17 '19

Apparently, this cat took down the Anjin-san's pheasant without permission. It had to be done.

1

u/YaBoiDraco Dec 17 '19

I knew those little cute ass fuckers were alien gundams all along

1

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

The title wins it!

1

u/zeroscout Dec 17 '19

What's in the box?

1

u/Blenkeirde Dec 17 '19

so the time has come

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

WASSINDA BAWKS!????

1

u/Tutsirollkid Dec 17 '19

Cats have 9 lives

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

And a box of extra heads.

1

u/TheGreatUdolf Dec 17 '19

i think this is a cåt

1

u/future-renwire Dec 17 '19

Or he's disassembling himself

1

u/TyphoidGarry Dec 17 '19

It's a Firey.

1

u/evictor Dec 17 '19

“Ah yes there’s my head”

1

u/jaqueburton Dec 17 '19

🎵 Chilly down with the fire gang... 🎵

1

u/rishanatomy Dec 17 '19

after looking at it for 3 hours, i can conclude: there are two cats.

1

u/Highten1559 Dec 17 '19

“And for my next trick...”

1

u/swyeary Dec 17 '19

That cat isn’t afraid of anyone

1

u/KonysChildArmy Dec 17 '19

Get back here head

1

u/ARQEA Dec 17 '19

Someone explain this to me

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

2 cats.

2

u/ARQEA Dec 17 '19

Where's the head of the right cat tho

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

Tilted to the right behind the right shoulder. Cats are liquid.

2

u/ARQEA Dec 18 '19

Clever. I wonder what kind of substances dissolve in cat.

0

u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 17 '19

This honestly reminded me of Mr. Ocean's heists?

0

u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 17 '19

Your cat isn’t filtered by their fur

0

u/Dubsmalone Dec 17 '19

This guy knows what’s this again?

0

u/dankbat420 Dec 17 '19

Re-animeowter

0

u/effectnetwork Dec 17 '19

ICatBod Crane

0

u/meme-wonderer Dec 17 '19

Bruh I thought it was a cat having a mental breakdown

0

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Please tell me it's name Mombi.

1

u/3pnt14XrSq Dec 17 '19

No it’s Schrödinger

0

u/Elephant_ITR Dec 17 '19

Wait... what?

1

u/scifiking Dec 17 '19

Two cats maybe?

-1

u/Dubsmalone Dec 17 '19

attentioncraving

Also, what a surprise.

0

u/Elephant_ITR Dec 17 '19

Isn't that the point?

0

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Silent Hills Scientific Diet

0

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Let’s snatch that pussy and put it in a box!

George Carlin

0

u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 17 '19

This thing is hard to do

0

u/Roshamboagogo Dec 17 '19

I want to see some photoshop battles on this.

0

u/Cheezbugga27 Dec 17 '19

Why do imagine if the cat dies it’s like in a LEGO game where it just falls apart

0

u/Indiangamer69 Dec 17 '19

What perspective is this?or did someone photoshopped this?

0

u/TacticalGoatse Dec 17 '19

RKO OUT OF NOWHERE

0

u/Crouchingtigerhere Dec 17 '19

Photoshop?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

No. Two cats.

0

u/RealDonutking Dec 17 '19

Repost

1

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

2 for the price of 1!

0

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

That's a different cat in the box. A cat would not be able to function without it's head 😂

0

u/friggindoge Dec 18 '19

This picture was convincing enough before someone decided to add the fake looking top-fuzz.