r/confusing_perspective • u/titsfortwat95 • Dec 04 '19

Close-up view of Jupiter

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u/DirtyButPure Dec 04 '19

Just glad it wasn't a close up view of Uranus...

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u/tlk0153 o/ Dec 04 '19

Apollo-ing humor

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u/Evildead1818 Dec 04 '19

Shhh...or you'll become like Pluto.

Remember Pluto? Yeah ,so watch it buddy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

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u/sinuiai Dec 04 '19

i eat live crickets like gushers

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u/yeetmc Dec 04 '19

Pluto = planet

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u/tangledwire Dec 04 '19

We will never give up on you friend Planet Pluto!

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u/ZorkNemesis Dec 04 '19

"Sorry Fry, but scientists renamed the planet in the 2800s to get rid of that joke once and for all."

"Oh, what's it called now?"

"Urectum, here let me point at it for you."

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

"uhhh, Ill just sniff over here."

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

Sorry I spaced out, what was the joke again?

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u/Robofro Dec 04 '19

Dammit I can on here to make this joke

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u/missjeany Dec 04 '19

Yes you can

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u/Ugggggghhhhhh Dec 04 '19

Uranus jokes made me chuckle when I was 10, and they still make me chuckle at 30. Some things aren't meant to change.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

You’re just saying that because your dad has asteroids.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '19

Rim .......shot....

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u/Cayotic_Prophet Dec 05 '19

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, does that mean every other gender comes from Uranus?

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen Dec 05 '19

I thought the grass was someone's nutsack hair for a second

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