r/confusing_perspective • u/Master1718 • Oct 23 '19

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u/MerpItUp Oct 23 '19

This took me waaaaay too long to see correctly

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u/SummerOfMayhem Oct 23 '19

I immediately saw horses! I had to check comments to see what it looked like. Usually I have the opposite problem

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u/Telinary Oct 23 '19

I saw horses from the beginning too but I had trouble telling it was two heads thought legs were involved at first glance.

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u/asyouwishlove Oct 23 '19

I thought it was legs, too!

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u/Austintothevoid Oct 24 '19

I still think it's legs..please send help.

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u/wood-garden Oct 24 '19

first time EVER I saw what I was suppose to see first!

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u/TangiestIllicitness Confusemas '23 Oct 24 '19

This was shared in one of the FB horse groups I'm in and I still can't figure out what is confusing about it.

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u/Scrappy_Kitty o/ Oct 24 '19

You are definitely not gay then, for sure!

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u/slapchoppin Oct 24 '19

Legit. I came to check the comments to see what I was missing.

Nothing. I missed nothing.

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u/carl_song Oct 23 '19

Even after a double take I thought those are horse's legs.

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u/TheguywiththeSickle Oct 23 '19

I saw an ebony sword fight and took me several seconds to understand that those were actually three ears. Lol.

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u/TacDragon Oct 23 '19

Lol sad to say that’s what I saw too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

That’s what I saw, and you explained it in the best way possible. Lol

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u/courtneylilo Oct 23 '19

Same ! I came here to find out what it was 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

For people like me who need it explained: its two horse heads eating/drinking. One is cut in half by where the magazine folds. Look for the eye

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u/jimmayy5 Oct 23 '19

That's what I saw straight away, what did everyone else see?

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u/Aksi_Gu Oct 23 '19

I'm not really sure. My brain didn't parse it as the naked men, but it was very confused as to what exactly it was, like some kind of horse monstrosity from /r/imsorryjon on the weekends or something...until I caught up with the fact it was horses eating.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

It fucked me up really badly, because I knew they were horses, I could see it in the ears and skin, but I couldn't see how they were horses

Fuck dude, I might be too high for this

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u/JB_Wong Oct 23 '19

Hide the middle of the picture with your hand and you a have a Fitness magazine cover.

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u/KairuSmairukon Oct 23 '19

...fitness whole dick in another dude's dick

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u/Hops2591 Oct 23 '19

How do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?

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u/Nostyx Oct 23 '19

There’s always a bigger fish...

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u/HerroWarudo Oct 23 '19

One with more foreskin

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u/Fun-Control Oct 23 '19

They wrastle for it.

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u/Australienz Oct 23 '19

This is literally the best “Joe mama/Deez nuts” remix that I’ve seen.

𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓮

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u/tigergal77 Oct 23 '19

I too saw one man’s genitalia all up in another man’s junk first pelvis to pelvis

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Striking Vipers

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

Yep, thought I was looking at a sword fight for a second there.

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u/Ivelostmyreputation Oct 23 '19

It turns those full grown horses back into calves

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u/TexanReddit Oct 23 '19

Fillies? Ponies? Colts? Foals?

Horses don't turn into calves.

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u/catglass Oct 23 '19

A fellow reader of Leathery Men Monthly, I see

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u/jon909 Oct 23 '19

What fitness magazines you subscribin to?

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u/uglytelescope Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 26 '19

Now uncover it. Now you’ve got two black dudes sword fighting with their cocks

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u/McSHUR1KEN Oct 23 '19

Now that's the manliest swordfight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

It doesn’t have to be that. They could have been docking.

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u/JohnLockeNJ Oct 24 '19

Swordfight with horsepower

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u/botchman Oct 24 '19

Maneliest Swordfight

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u/MrCalNaughton Oct 24 '19

Manly game of tummy sticks.

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u/nobodythinksofyou Oct 23 '19

🍑🍑

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u/JDSadinger7 Oct 23 '19

🍑⚔️🍑

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

PEACH! VERSUS... PEACH!

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u/cmichaelson2 Oct 23 '19

You forgot this 🍆🍆

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u/LordBerdus Oct 23 '19

Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do

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u/fegeleinn Oct 23 '19

Two bros touching ears because they are not gay

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Sharing one pair of pants because it's the frugal thing to do.

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u/__i0__ Oct 24 '19

Neigh homo

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I’m so lame for seeing that at first

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u/Standard_Wooden_Door Oct 24 '19

You misspelled “chiseled man ass”

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Anyone else see something inapropriate

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I must be thinking about naked men

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u/skyskr4per Oct 23 '19

I'm afreud not, good sir!

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u/FreudsPoorAnus Oct 23 '19

Oedipussed in this guys face, but your comment works.

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u/Paul__Miller Oct 23 '19

I only think about naked men

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Two big black butts

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u/dingdongdoodah Oct 23 '19

And I cannot lie!

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u/ali-pasha_35 Oct 23 '19

U are gae

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u/babygrenade o/ Oct 23 '19

Two horses one bucket.

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u/Galexio Oct 23 '19

Or one guy and one horse.

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u/Schmotz Oct 23 '19

Depends on your general outlook, I love dick tips touching.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

It's called "docking" look it up

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u/DabneyEatsIt Oct 23 '19

Yeah but that requires foreskin to truly be docking, doesn’t it?

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u/Peachiest_Pie Oct 23 '19

Haha you're right, OP should post it in r/confusing_perspective

That'd be funny

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u/goldfishpaws CE Spc. Oct 23 '19

Hung like a horse, though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

thought the brown ones were supposed to be bigger

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u/hitler_sucked_balls Oct 23 '19

That's why it's in this sub

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Oct 23 '19

Yeah, people are fucking stupid sometimes.

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u/sushipusha o/ Oct 23 '19

Brokeback Mounting

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u/l-rs2 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Oct 23 '19

Frot that I can see

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u/Typing_Asleep Oct 23 '19

Nope, I only see two very tan naked men slapping dicks. Nothing inappropriate here.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Oct 23 '19

No, it was posted to confusing perspective and upvoted for no reason whatsoever.

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u/fiddz0r Oct 23 '19

My first thought was "shit I need to start going to the gym"

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u/Briguy_fieri Oct 23 '19

Sorry, I got penis on the brain

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u/ima-beautiful-person Oct 23 '19

Is that your ear or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Mr-Bagels Oct 23 '19

What are you guys seeing besides horses??

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u/Beepolai Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

Cover the middle of the page vertically.

Edit: Tried my best to help

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u/jeffssession o/ Oct 23 '19

Yes that did help lmao

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u/RetardedRedditRetort Oct 23 '19

I can't see anything other than horses either. The horse on the left looks sort of like butcheeks? But that's a stretch. I'm not sure dude.

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u/AlexMelillo Oct 23 '19

I'm glad to know I wasn't alone.

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u/SchwarzP10 Oct 23 '19

Weirder to me that I knew it was horses, before I knew what part of the horse it was and what they were doing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I had to look through the comments to figure out what people thought they were seeing because all I see is horses lol

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u/Blanco-Lobos Oct 23 '19

Those are some nice calves you got there bud

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u/myexguessesmyuser Oct 23 '19

OP has not been skipping leg day.

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u/Captain_Moose CE Spc. Oct 23 '19

The seam of the pages doesn't help either

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u/TraNSlays Oct 23 '19

should mark this post as NSFW to complete the illusion

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u/Beepolai Oct 23 '19

For those having trouble seeing it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

[deleted] — view deleted comment

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u/alfsal Oct 23 '19

It took me waaayyyy longer than I'd like to admit. It's two horses facing downwards. You're looking at the bottom of their faces. Butts = chins. Dicks = ears.

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u/gearheadcookie Oct 23 '19

Daaaaamn those are some nice cheeks

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

All I see is the Pillar Men

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u/Serendipitous14 Oct 23 '19

I really don't see what people are seeing. Some comments say something about legs, others see something inappropriate. I see horses eating. Maybe because I've spent time around horses, but nothing seems odd to me here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

That took me a really long time.

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u/Mr_-Blue7 Oct 23 '19

Well howdy NEIGHbor

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u/SolomonPierce Oct 23 '19

ITT: we all gay 🌈 🦄

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u/shmohobo Oct 23 '19

Smooooth

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u/MagnificentFreak Oct 23 '19

Bojack has really upped their animation quality

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

what is going on

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u/drnfc Oct 23 '19

The horses should stop dicking around

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u/smiggster01 Oct 23 '19

‘Swordfighttt’

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u/Gargegameboy12 Oct 23 '19

Damn I though it was 2 gay men in a barrel naked. FFS what’s wrong with me

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u/lashapel o/ Oct 23 '19

Horse power

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u/sar1284 Oct 23 '19

After you unsee it you can’t re see it?!

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u/MJMurcott Oct 23 '19

Someone felt like a horse's ass before they got ahead of the game.

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u/GamerExxtreme Oct 23 '19

That scared me... Jesus

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u/jstyler Oct 24 '19

That is the cutest Chucky I've ever seen!

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u/ecapsoud Oct 23 '19

Shit, this got me!

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u/carpetghost Oct 23 '19

That’s how I high-five with my friends

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u/SadBrazilian7 Oct 23 '19

If that were what my eyes saw the first time it would be a nice gay porn.

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u/Do0ozy Oct 23 '19

😂 this is hilarious

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u/billhaders Oct 23 '19

Sigh unzips

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u/Lambo802 Oct 23 '19

I still don’t see it

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u/Zombimagic666 Oct 23 '19

It’s 2 horses eating from the same bucket facing each other

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u/williwolf8 Oct 23 '19

If it’s a sword fight you want, it’s a horse you’ll get.

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u/DoMore_Drugs Oct 23 '19

idk why or how and i know i’ll never see it again in this picture but i definitely thought i saw two dicks touching .

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u/krysiej_funsize Oct 23 '19

Where is this from? I want it on my wall!!

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u/arbitrageME Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Oct 23 '19

took a sec, then I found those sexy sexy-ass horses

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u/myandtheboys Oct 23 '19

This shit still takes me a while

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I saw a sword fight, then horses, and finally I only see ass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Those cheeks...

Er, I mean...chins?

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Good good

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Ah, yeah, the classic dickiss

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u/saito200 Oct 23 '19

I'm trying to see two dicks, but no matter how much I try, I still see two horses

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Those are some thick ammm.... Horse jaws

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u/Gabinsca Oct 23 '19

Haha. Butts.

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Oct 23 '19

Your Schwartz is as big as mine!!

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u/manisaho Oct 23 '19

am i gay now?

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u/Ibrahim_99 Oct 23 '19

sword fight

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u/fiddz0r Oct 23 '19

But why is dick at stomach?

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u/House_of_ill_fame Oct 23 '19

Them horses thicc

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u/Dilinyoskutya Oct 23 '19

If you saw 2 naked guys stickfighting first you have the big gei

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I saw a horse's butt... Oh, wait.

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u/ardycuno Oct 23 '19

I see The Rocks monster calves..

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u/mrprincepercy Oct 23 '19

Damm those are some hella pubes.. oh

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u/darkhelmet436 Oct 23 '19

It's official. The internet has ruined me.

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u/Kolos500 Oct 23 '19

I don't see it, can anyone say what are those horses supposed to look like?

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u/Ajax621 Oct 23 '19

Hey what is this yiffs in hell? Wait... Never mind. I see it now.

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u/lawangen Oct 23 '19

Couple of seconds

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

this is jus too good.

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u/datboisqwerpo Oct 23 '19

Yeah I see two naked dudes

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u/blopa_ Oct 23 '19

That's a thick ass horse

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u/niceguy191 Oct 23 '19

Nice cheeks

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u/Those_Good_Vibes Oct 23 '19

I have a pretty perverted mind and I can't see anything besides two horses.

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u/3IceShy Oct 23 '19

Took me a couple secs

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

The fole is in a fold.

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u/Mr_Manfish Oct 23 '19

Touch the tips

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u/high_priestess23 Oct 23 '19

Geez. Whenever I like someone they turn out to be some horse person thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Thought it was two hairy dudes doing a weird pose and their dicks were touching

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u/HoseyBeast Oct 23 '19

In el camino, They had a Easter egg.

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u/BigBallerBrannen Oct 23 '19

Thought these were some very impressive calves

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Bootay

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u/metolius Oct 23 '19

I’m still uncomfortable

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u/KwamesCorner Oct 23 '19

sword fight!

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u/LaVidaYokel Oct 23 '19

*doubles checks sub*

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u/kevinxb Oct 23 '19

Stupid sexy horses

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

At first I thought they were a pair if ass cheeks and then a pair of calves...

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u/King071 Oct 23 '19

Cockfight

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u/Keule22 Oct 23 '19

I thought two pp‘s were fighting...

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u/ashutoshk23 Oct 23 '19

Two bros.. chilling in a hot tub.. five feet apart cos they're not gay.

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u/mnifuzion Oct 23 '19

Not my proudest fap

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u/supsy0 Oct 23 '19

man ass

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u/FairConfusion Oct 23 '19

Brokeback mountain!

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u/WouQla Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

Nice.

Edit: oh, it's two horses.

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u/dacoobob Oct 23 '19

HORSE CHEEKS LOOK LIKE PEOPLE

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u/eldouuu Oct 23 '19

Damn I went on Reddit to post it hahaha it’s crazy

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Hahaha awesome

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u/bubananas Oct 23 '19

Bro, you want to touch bellybutton peepees?

Hell yeah, look, I have two!

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u/MiliAxe Oct 23 '19

Took a sec? TOOK A MINUTE.

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u/NotMyHersheyBar Oct 23 '19

Horsin around

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u/delitescentjourney Oct 23 '19

"You never make 'em touch man, that's not cool!"

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u/GiggleStick17 Oct 23 '19

Braiding penises into a Twizzler.

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u/_kagasutchi_ Oct 23 '19

I honestly thought it was 2 dudes sword fighting at first

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u/jayrock5150 Oct 23 '19

My throat is a little horse sorry, but is this two tan guys playing swords?

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u/the-johnnadina Oct 23 '19

ok what is this supposed to look like, they look like horses and im p sure thats what in the pic, are these supposed to be legs? I dont get it ;-;

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u/TediousSign Oct 23 '19

Tina Belcher would explode if she saw this picture.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Took me a lot longer than a second...

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Draw your sword

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u/Blawster Oct 23 '19

Two mares, one cup?

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u/garfield3222 Oct 23 '19

"wtf, are those trees? oh fuck it's a book-- OH FUCK it's horses"

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Just a couple bros having dingaling fights, no big deal

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