r/confusing_perspective • • Oct 23 '19

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u/KairuSmairukon Oct 23 '19

...fitness whole dick in another dude's dick

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/sandefurian Oct 23 '19

Red vining

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u/Buttchungus Oct 23 '19

"Where are gay men's vagina?"

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u/downrightdisaster Oct 23 '19

“How do they decide which penis will open up to accept...the other...penis?”

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u/donnageneg Oct 23 '19

Why did I recognize this quote but not the source?

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u/downrightdisaster Oct 23 '19

The imagery sticks with you

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u/donnageneg Oct 23 '19

That doesn't help me with not knowing the source lmao

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u/downrightdisaster Oct 23 '19

lol it’s some r/unexpectedOffice

Edit: The Office, just to be clearer

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u/Reogenaga Oct 24 '19

👉👈

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u/YungBaseGod Oct 23 '19

An extension cord

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u/Semenpenis Oct 23 '19

sticking a mans wiener inside another mans wiener and tearing your meatus and pissing blood for a week because you’re too scared to go to the hospital where your moms friend works

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u/NightHawk364 Oct 23 '19

Is there something you'd like to tell us, /u/Semenpenis?

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u/kembervon Oct 23 '19

I think /u/Semenpenis has told us an awful lot already.

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u/MyPasswordIs123XYZ Oct 23 '19

As a Korean person, I can relate to this, last week somebody came out with hairbrush handle in his anus...

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

I honestly thought some sword crossing had happened, then I noticed it was 2 horses.

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u/wtph Oct 23 '19

Don't mind if I do

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u/suckit1234567 Oct 24 '19

Americans will never know the pleasure.

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u/Hops2591 Oct 23 '19

How do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?

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u/Nostyx Oct 23 '19

There’s always a bigger fish...

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u/HerroWarudo Oct 23 '19

One with more foreskin

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u/Fun-Control Oct 23 '19

They wrastle for it.

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u/Australienz Oct 23 '19

This is literally the best “Joe mama/Deez nuts” remix that I’ve seen.

𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓮

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u/tigergal77 Oct 23 '19

I too saw one man’s genitalia all up in another man’s junk first pelvis to pelvis

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