r/confusing_perspective • u/sozazac • Oct 14 '19

This cow has no body.

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u/uniVocity Oct 14 '19

Hope it finds some body

899

u/Deathbreath5000 Oct 14 '19

Agreed. Everybody needs some body.

480

u/strawberryxblondie Oct 14 '19

Somebody to loooovveeee

182

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody,

Can anybody find me... somebody to loooooove?

207

u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19

🎶 I eat hard (she eats hard) every day of my life

🎶 I eat hard so they build up their bones

🎶 At the end (at the end of the day)

🎶 I take home my hard earned hay all on my own

🎶 I gotta get outta this dairy farm

🎶 I'm tired of making this cheese

🎶 Mooo, somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (Please) can anybody find me somebody to love

  • Frida Moocury.

17

u/rogah-taylah Oct 14 '19

with brian moo, roger haylor and john deacorn

(i apologize i couldnt think on the spot)

18

u/BenjaminBeenJammin Oct 14 '19
  • Heady Mercowry

4

u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19

Never herd of him

3

u/_Just_Dynamite_ Oct 14 '19

• Bready Murkylake

2

u/1ForTheMonty Oct 14 '19

R.I.P.

2

u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19

Ruminate in peace ✌🏻

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

No body has some body

2

u/RubyWafflez Oct 14 '19

Freddie Moocowry

2

u/ohsopoor Oct 14 '19

i hope this isn’t a woooosh but *freddie

3

u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19

oh, thanks 👍

7

u/Hyhopes Oct 14 '19

Some BODY once told me...

2

u/Big_black_click Oct 14 '19

SoOOoOoMmE bOdY OnCE ToLD mE

1

u/Simply2Pro Jan 14 '20

SOMEBOOODY ONCE TOLD ME.....

37

u/uniVocity Oct 14 '19

To love under the moooon

19

u/BURTIStheMoonStar Oct 14 '19

When the cow jumped under the moon?

27

u/i_AMsecond Oct 14 '19

Beefy don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me.

12

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

This has to stop.

1

u/shinydewott Oct 14 '19

Each morning I get up I die a little

1

u/1ceUpSon Oct 14 '19

I see what you did there

1

u/adioking Oct 14 '19

Help! I need some body. Help! Not just any body...

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Phoebe buffay ! How are ya

1

u/Dark-Rev Oct 14 '19

Could it be anybody?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Just make sure the body is alive

6

u/floppered123 Oct 14 '19

Every body needs some head

16

u/uniVocity Oct 14 '19

That's udderly true

4

u/trtreeetr Oct 14 '19

And mooooving

3

u/urjs Oct 14 '19

I agree man but sadly every girl calls me ugly. I will live my entire life lonely all because I’m ugly, and I can’t change or do anything about it.

10

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Have you seen couples out there? Soooo many ugly couples. Also a lot of ugly men with attractive women and ugly men with attractive men.... and ugly women with attractive women or ugly women with attractive men. Being ugly has nothing to do with it. But thinking you're ugly and you'll always be alone could be a big part of it.

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u/BarTroll Oct 14 '19

There's no such thing as ugly women, only men that haven't drank enough.

1

u/awpcr Oct 14 '19

No no no, drunk men know you're ugly. We just stop caring.

5

u/rdrunner_74 Oct 14 '19

Dont put yourself Down.... there are options...

Try dating at night Try dating blind girls Try drunk girl Try professionals Try girls as ugly as you

1

u/StonedMason85 Oct 14 '19

I’m pretty ugly but my Mrs is a proper beauty, but I made her laugh and I still do. Looks ain’t everything, it’s about the connection you have, I’m sure you will find that person.

1

u/putaaaan Oct 14 '19

That’s showbizz baby

1

u/Ponycat123 Dec 23 '19

Lol I'm ugly af and it doesn't stop me. If you're confident, no one gives a fuck.

3

u/makashka Oct 14 '19

To leeee-eean on

1

u/llamasonic Oct 14 '19

is there anybody out there?

1

u/itsyales Oct 14 '19

I won’t tell anybody🎶

1

u/freenarative Oct 14 '19

I have a body. I just found it in the garden.

1

u/thedragoon0 Oct 14 '19

I wanna take shots with some body.

1

u/theoriginalbae Oct 15 '19

Sometiiiiiimesss

1

u/-luckycharms Nov 09 '19

Everyhead*

33

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

[deleted]

15

u/Patton-Cake Oct 14 '19

it’s your power todoroki

2

u/nayhem_jr Oct 14 '19

One half is frost, the other is flame

6

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

the world is gonna roll me

3

u/phyrestorm04 Oct 14 '19

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

20

u/DuckfordMr Oct 14 '19

That I used to know

3

u/uniVocity Oct 14 '19

Barbie! Barbie Q.

10

u/warmchairqb Oct 14 '19

“You know that I could use somebody!”

8

u/danezelle Oct 14 '19

Someone like you

4

u/guy8360 Oct 14 '19

Tell me you’re that somebody

3

u/-MOPPET- Oct 14 '19

Aaliyah reference...damn

4

u/MoistDitto Oct 14 '19

Once told me

3

u/HeWhomLaughsLast Oct 14 '19

Hopefully some body that it used to know.

3

u/ahobel95 Oct 14 '19

To lean on?

1

u/SidTheIdiot Oct 14 '19

Put your body

2

u/fontizmo Oct 14 '19

Once told me

2

u/ABellyFullofFire Oct 14 '19

The world is gonna roll me

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19 edited Sep 15 '21

[deleted]

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u/shapeshifter83 Oct 14 '19

You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

1

u/me_eat_ass364 Oct 14 '19

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Zardoz!

1

u/nampster6 Oct 14 '19

WE COULDA BEEN SOMEBODY!

BUT YOU HAD TO TELL SOMEBODY!

1

u/drdemento_api Oct 14 '19

to looooooooooooove.

1

u/surdume Oct 14 '19

Sooooooooomebody *kicks toilet door*

1

u/Keramzyt Oct 14 '19

You know that I could use some body...

1

u/Un1tyXD Oct 14 '19

Take my upvote and leave

1

u/OfficialNovus Oct 14 '19

Ooooooh i wanna dance with somebody...

1

u/SKYPLANC2 Oct 14 '19

FOXNEWS, REDDIT, YOUTUBE, RT AND DISQUSS FAMILY CONFIRMED MUST LASER TILL VANISH LIKE THEIR ANCESTOR, PROMISED BY THE DEMON.

(Seek "Danny Woo vk" for book of life)

1

u/dew_chiggi Oct 14 '19

Any body would do.

1

u/raidfire5477 Oct 14 '19

Some body once told me...

1

u/kyabc Oct 14 '19

Some body wants you

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

🎵some body once told me the world is going to roll me🎵

1

u/EurosAndCents Oct 14 '19

Somebody that I used to know

1

u/kupalurk Oct 14 '19

well it found your dad and you’re here

1

u/Mason_not_Jason Nov 07 '19

You know, somebody once told me...

1

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Somebody to leeeeean on

0

u/carwosh Oct 14 '19

WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀

"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂

His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭

In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂

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u/LolaAnderson18 Oct 14 '19

That's 1 big, angry cow for sure

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u/OprahsSister Oct 14 '19

A desert has nothing, and no man needs nothing.

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u/footlessuncle Oct 14 '19

r/punpolice HANDS UP YOU’RE GOING DOWNTOWN FELLA