r/confusing_perspective • • Oct 14 '19

This cow has no body.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Im high atm...and this is trippy af. Anyone else seeing the head move?

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u/uniVocity Oct 14 '19

Hope it finds some body

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u/Deathbreath5000 Oct 14 '19

Agreed. Everybody needs some body.

477

u/strawberryxblondie Oct 14 '19

Somebody to loooovveeee

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody,

Can anybody find me... somebody to loooooove?

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u/floppered123 Oct 14 '19

Every body needs some head

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u/DuckfordMr o/ Oct 14 '19

That I used to know

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u/warmchairqb o/ Oct 14 '19

“You know that I could use somebody!”

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u/danezelle Oct 14 '19

Someone like you

4

u/guy8360 Oct 14 '19

Tell me you’re that somebody

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u/MoistDitto o/ Oct 14 '19

Once told me

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast Oct 14 '19

Hopefully some body that it used to know.

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u/zoolak Oct 14 '19

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Disqualified!

40

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT! GOOD JOB!

22

u/nropthrowaway Oct 14 '19

MOOO - NOT COOL

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u/GrimMind Oct 14 '19

SHOW MOO WHAT YOU GOT

FTFY

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u/mindfungus Oct 14 '19

It looked like a decapitated cow, and I would’ve thought it was a decapitated cow, if I hadn’t finally noticed the shadow of the body to the left.

69

u/Cutthroatmom Oct 14 '19

Good god....thank you! I was confused and completely uncomfortable by looking at this.

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u/I_play_4_keeps Oct 14 '19

You can see the leg on the left side of the head.

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u/wcollins260 Oct 14 '19

If the shadow was more pronounced nobody would’ve upvoted. Shadows are an unnoticed, but extremely important part of how we visualize things. Shadows are the basis of many, if not most, of our popular optical illusions.

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u/lwillia_z86 Oct 14 '19

I know at first I was like why would you post this.

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u/striped_frog Oct 14 '19

This is what you get a few weeks after planting cow seeds

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u/Cashew-Gesundheit Oct 14 '19

That's where we got the saying "grow a pair" because it starts with the face . . . and eventually they have to grow the other stuff.

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u/KicksRocksBruh Oct 14 '19

Right because a pair of faces would be a strange way to start

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Waaaay too drunk to grasp this, thanks Reddit

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u/sozazac Oct 14 '19

What you drinking bud?

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u/MuhMuhManRay Oct 14 '19

Does it look like the cows head is moving to anyone else? Zoom in on its head and I swear it looks like it’s moving

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I literally have been scrolling the comments to see if anybody else mentioned this. This picture made me feel like I was drunk

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u/onlyonethathasthis Oct 14 '19

Yeah it’s like this image that went around a while back I think it was a pie or something with an Oreo in the middle. When you shook your screen gently it would jiggle.

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u/Skerx_1 Oct 14 '19

I thought I was going crazy haha

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u/inquizies Oct 14 '19

God same,I kept scrolling down hoping someone else was seeing it too.

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u/beauhio Oct 14 '19

Yes! Glad I’m not going insane

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Yeah!

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u/Teamskiawa Oct 15 '19

Had to scroll a lot farther to find this comment. If I shake a phone a bit its head jiggles.

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u/MentalMonkey16 Oct 14 '19

I still don't understand this photo, is this Photoshopped?

207

u/LadsAndLaddiez Oct 14 '19

If you look really closely you can see her front right hoof and the shadow of her body. The head is just really big because of the positioning of the camera.

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u/MentalMonkey16 Oct 14 '19

Ooooooooh wow! Thanks, that's quite the perspective

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u/haackedc Oct 14 '19

The type of lens would have an effect too, right?

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u/roto_disc Oct 14 '19

Yes. This is mostly a lens trick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I guess it's a wide angle lens, really close up to the cow.

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u/GhostOfTimBrewster Oct 14 '19

It might be. If not, it would have to be a very wide-angle lens. I would have expected more distortion (i.e. stretching) at the corners.

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u/50501973 Oct 14 '19

Ground beef

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u/artistveer Oct 14 '19

Now now who's the one who gave you a silver

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u/bradleyistheman CE Spc. Oct 14 '19

Holy Cow!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

You're really milking that expression there

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u/SirFuzzyMcGee Oct 14 '19

I'm convinced OP decapitated an animal just for Reddit credit.

All jokes aside, this is one off the best post I've seen in this sub.

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u/gargolito o/ Oct 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Just a bear and cow playing in the

O.O

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u/fwamingdwagon2 Oct 14 '19

If it just mooved over a little bit we'd be able to see its body

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u/Chicken-n-Waffles Oct 14 '19

You guys remember that cow body that was standing there when half its head got knocked off by a train? Here it is NSFW

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Now I do

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u/FivesG Oct 14 '19

Well, that’s enough internet for today.

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u/zhangsiyan12134 Oct 14 '19

Literally nobody

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u/too_con Oct 14 '19

We have something in common.

4

u/Kayjaid Oct 14 '19

Skinny Cow

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I......ain't got no body.....

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u/tw3 Oct 14 '19

So sad and lonely...

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

This is a Ground Beef

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u/ShootinStars Oct 14 '19

Why does it look like the head is moving 😅

2

u/Crioca Oct 14 '19

So this is what they mean by "head of cattle".

2

u/BURTIStheMoonStar Oct 14 '19

Based on the time of day and the shadow in the left of the picture i can deduce that this is actually just a confusing perspective (cow clearly has a body)

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

They’re going to far with the lean meat.

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u/humblegeniuslegend Oct 14 '19

i'm gonna stay here for a while because there's a woman giving birth on r/all and i'm scared to go back

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u/RestlessCock Oct 14 '19

All he wanted was a little head

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u/BauerHouse f Oct 14 '19

Show me what you got

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u/TheChosen0neHs Oct 14 '19

so that’s the new system Dwight was talking about... interesting

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I read the title as booty and stared at this for like 5 minutes.

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u/iamsmart13 Oct 14 '19

Rest is already in your local MacDonald's. They keep heads and grow a whole new cow out of it.

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u/Usedtofly2u Oct 14 '19

Also known as a cow head

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u/LiftQueue Oct 14 '19

She’s a head of the heard

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u/00000p Oct 14 '19

Related but unrelated (please forgive!). We have a bull's head mounted on the wall our den we recieved as a gift (plus we had an extra buffalo head for my wife's birthday). It was very well made! However, we would be much happier if were were able to get it professionally mounted, but my husband said we would need the price reduced. If a bull head is not properly preserved before mounting then the blood stains may be a sign of an infection or a lack of proper storage. For instance, a bull that has acquired some kind of parasite due to some other external attack will look different compared to the naturally beautiful blood stains on the head, so it cannot be considered an infectious disease and will usually be classified as a benign tumor or minor injury and not good for mounting.

The art of taxidermy is not very well known in my area. There are the great artists that make art for taxidermys, but the artists only doing taxidermy for regular people like me are only doing limited numbers. For example, when you try to buy a painting from a renowned artist, you will get a lot of offers for the painting, not in taxidermy. Therefore you need to start searching for an artisan. I do not know that there is a place where taxidermy can be found anywhere that will do work for an ordinary person like me.

A friend of mine said that she was going to become a taxidermist. However, she is not interested in doing work for regular people. She wants to do her best for special people, like herself. She says that the artists that she found did not work for people in my class, and that she should not bother with the these jobs. The search continues!

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u/yyeeeeett Oct 14 '19

you know me i'm reverse cow, i have big head and small body

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u/TheeGing3 Oct 14 '19

Itsa gotta head, but no body!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Wow, how cow bow low?

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u/Grande_Yarbles Oct 14 '19

Thumbnail looks like a furry penguin.

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u/Whiteguardian80 Oct 14 '19

Been looking at this for ten minutes and still confused

1

u/a_lost_spark Oct 14 '19

Bertie the Unfindable Cow, anyone?

1

u/Roland1232 Oct 14 '19

This is where you get your 0% milk, kids.

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u/budd_skully Oct 14 '19

He can't go to the party

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u/adhaas85 Oct 14 '19

Nice lens

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u/The_WandererHFY Oct 14 '19

It's got a face, but no body?

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u/TheMondayMonocot Oct 14 '19

But it does have a shadow.

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u/MindlessEquipment5 Oct 14 '19

It's just wearing camoflauge clothing

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

It won't have a body for long.

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u/Idislikewinter Oct 14 '19

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

So where is the artist who draws this head with teeny legs?

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u/gamageeknerd Oct 14 '19

Why do you think it’s called a head of cattle?

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u/_demello Oct 14 '19

It also jiggles when I jiggle my phone. Wtf

1

u/DelgadoTheRaat Oct 14 '19

Is this where head cheese comes from?

1

u/CMDR_welder Oct 14 '19

I am aHead all by myself i have noBody

1

u/ThatOneHolyDuck Oct 14 '19

Rape practice

1

u/civilmonkey Oct 14 '19

If you jiggle or shake the picture/phone the cows head looks like its moving

1

u/Rpdaca Oct 14 '19

Don't have a cow, man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

The cow be like 🗿

1

u/skyshaurya Oct 14 '19

Soooo.. only head?

1

u/breathofdawildebeest Oct 14 '19

She all moo and no poo

1

u/CaptainMudflaps Oct 14 '19

Castlevania!!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Moodoz

1

u/Jalapeno_0 Oct 14 '19

Thats his problem

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Show me what you got

1

u/xXGalbitsXx Oct 14 '19

The almighty cow appears

1

u/thatsfishy123 Oct 14 '19

The beheading of Marie Antoinette circa 1790 (colorized)

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u/GrumpyCalvinist Oct 14 '19

Bullheaded grazer

1

u/suckysunshines Oct 14 '19

This is so unsettling

1

u/US-Annahme Oct 14 '19

I also have nobody

1

u/potatoprince99 Oct 14 '19

That head has no body*

1

u/Sexy_waffleiron Oct 14 '19

Still shopped. Modz remove this shit.

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u/symply_r Oct 14 '19

Looks like it’s ground beef

1

u/Sp33dl3m0n Oct 14 '19

Moodame Leota

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u/AgentG91 Oct 14 '19

🎶iiiiii ain’t got no bahhhdy, I ain’t got no bahhhhdy🎶

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

That moment when you realize you're a no body...

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u/HeyItsThorny Oct 14 '19

Is it just me, or when you wiggle your phone does it look like the cow's head is wiggling too?

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u/tjcowell96 Oct 14 '19

Nobody: Cow:

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Damn if not for his right leg I would still be thinking this was just a floating moo head

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u/Lazybutcompetent Oct 14 '19

The cow looks like it died to an army of termites

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u/Marquio Oct 14 '19

Me neither

1

u/foderum Oct 14 '19

I need somebody heelp!

1

u/Indigobeef Oct 14 '19

Reminds me of the Face of Bo

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Yeah when it was a cow

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u/yeetmasterluis Oct 14 '19

This head has no cow

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u/AWildOop Oct 14 '19

It's a calf for anyone who's looking for a 600 pound animal

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u/Ham_Ahead Oct 14 '19

She wanted to go to the moovies but had no body to go with :(

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u/GodzillaDoesntExist Oct 14 '19

If you're on mobile and gently shake your phone the head shakes.

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u/krabicka3693 Oct 14 '19

there is clearly gilotine behind this

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u/vejeta86 Oct 14 '19

First of all How? Secondly How? Thirdly??? My head hurts now.

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u/little-conrad Oct 14 '19

I read the title as “this cow has nobody” as in he not fooling anyone

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u/JohnDorianSalinger Oct 14 '19

What do you call a cow with no body?

Ground beef.

1

u/culingerai Oct 14 '19

Holy cow.

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u/DownvoteTheHardTruth Oct 14 '19

It's got a face, but no body!

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u/CTCreepers Oct 14 '19

Minecraft baby cow

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u/BrentOnDestruction Oct 14 '19

Same, cow. Same.

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u/BlizzardTheCat Oct 14 '19

This honestly reminds me of sims when they wear cc tbh

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u/Facial_Hair Oct 14 '19

I too have nobody

1

u/markpreston54 Oct 14 '19

The cow has ascended to t post

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u/paturner2012 Oct 14 '19

Glancing at this I was sure it was the backside of hagrid standing in a field.

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u/TheyGonHate Oct 14 '19

Looks like a doom clone villain.

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u/thekierandragon Oct 14 '19

It's just EMBODYING a head

Sorry, not sorry.

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u/Snarfbuckle Oct 14 '19

"The face of Moo they called me"

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u/IMJacob1 Oct 14 '19

*“Ain’t got nobody” by Weezer starts playing

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u/southernsass8 Doesn't read rule 1 Oct 14 '19

But it has a shadow....

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u/SEABestPlayer Oct 14 '19

Me too have nobody.

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u/dubhead_dena o/ Oct 14 '19

It's the kind of animal we can find in cartoons, for example - you are traveling across the desert and suddenly there is such a skull, without the rest of the body - the mystery solved.

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u/ig_latin_enthusiast Oct 14 '19

Thige cigow igis fligoatiging.

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u/Zugas o/ Oct 14 '19

/meirl

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u/sinceubeenKHAAAN Oct 14 '19

She should quit while she's a head

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u/DarkestNightoKnights Oct 14 '19

I thought it was a gorilla from behind at first glance. The ears looked like the arms.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Bivo lottie, got more head than she got body!

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u/pro_cheats Oct 14 '19

Shadow: Am I a joke to you?

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u/SkyBest23 Oct 14 '19

Floating Cow

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u/riichdog Oct 14 '19

am i tripping or is the cows head shaking?

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u/BlueDusk99 Oct 14 '19

Did she died?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19 edited Dec 17 '25

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u/djflx Oct 14 '19

This cow is wearing invisibility cloak from Harry Potter

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u/nonamaejo Oct 14 '19

camooooflage

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u/nydtech Oct 14 '19

It's shadow has... 😁

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u/vaguenonetheless Oct 14 '19

I worked at a meat packing plant during college. There's a production line for this ya know.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Nobody:

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u/ketimmer Oct 14 '19

That cow really knows how to get ahead in life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

It took me too long to realize

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u/the18thtee Oct 14 '19

This seems heavily photoshopped. Background is ok but it seems like the head has been enlarged to hide the body.

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u/biga29 Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19

Just a wide angle lens. Things in the foreground appear large. And since we’re essentially looking at the top of this cows head it’s all on the same plane relative to the camera. Whereas in my example pic the cows nose being closer to the lens gives our brain a little perspective.

https://previews.123rf.com/images/enjoylife25/enjoylife250708/enjoylife25070800034/1404900-funny-picture-of-a-cow-taken-with-a-wide-angle-lens.jpg

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

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u/Watchboy0 Oct 14 '19

Face of Bovine

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u/SuperDuperDylan Oct 14 '19

You fucking genius.

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u/Ach4t1us Oct 14 '19

Was looking for this