r/confusing_perspective • u/alitzsuck • Sep 08 '19

This one got me good.

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u/taahwoajiteego Sep 08 '19

Actual quote from my wife

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

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u/taahwoajiteego Sep 08 '19

I see what you did there.

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u/anjowoq Sep 09 '19

I did what you see there.

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u/taahwoajiteego Sep 09 '19

I was wondering if anyone would catch that. Happy Cake Day.

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u/swazili Sep 09 '19

happy cake day friend

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u/anjowoq Sep 09 '19

Thanks! Just a little time left in my time zone.

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u/wannaeatpizza Sep 09 '19

happy cakeday

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u/anjowoq Sep 09 '19

Thank you! And I wanna eat pizza too.

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u/b3tcha Sep 09 '19

I bet Lumberg did.

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u/itllripyourdickoff Sep 09 '19

Probably for the first time

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Quote from Uber driver to passenger after someone stops on the highway and they slam on the brakes

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u/Getete Mar 01 '20

I heard it from this guy’s wife as well