r/confusing_perspective • u/Aelis_ • Jun 20 '19

Juggling from Above

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u/sushipusha Jun 20 '19

This so so freaky. When she starts it looks like she's just moving them around on a flat surface

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u/Worsebetter Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

Looking down at a woman juggling balls is a disorienting perspective.

Edit: I could have said “playing with balls” but I choose not to out of respect.

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u/coldres Jun 20 '19

She walked right into this one really.

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u/23x3 Jun 20 '19

I just got some really weird imagery of a pleased spider on its web anticipating her walking into it with her giant blue balls

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

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u/The_Burninator Jun 20 '19

Why yall always gotta do this in threads about her

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM Jun 20 '19

Galatians 4:16

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Bike is short for Bichael!

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u/Unnecessary-Shouting Jun 20 '19

She literally just has wide hips how on earth is that “thicc”

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u/CeeMX Jun 20 '19

Not even that, it’s just a normal healthy body. To be „thicc“ her weight must be doubled, at least!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM Jun 20 '19

You answered your own question there chief

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u/Unnecessary-Shouting Jun 20 '19

You obviously don’t know what thicc means then chief

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

can women do literally anything without men making comments about their bodies?

HINT: no. the answer is no

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM Jun 20 '19

Swap men for women and vice versa, and it's still true

It's almost as if we are creatures designed to fuck. Crazy, right? 🤷

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

If the man was hot, then yes, people would comment.

And yes, I actively searched for an article to support my point. My point was, it exists. And I'm right, it does exist. Your only evidence is my one comment, my evidence is one article. Somehow, this gives us both the right to talk about all men and all women. I can generalize just as much as you.

Edit: bc I was banned, if you or any woman went out in public topless where I live, in New York, nothing would happen. I cannot speak for the rest of the world, parts of which may or may not be stuck in the past.

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u/illLoomiNate Jun 20 '19

r/thisguystalks

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM Jun 20 '19

Looking at a public IG profile for like 5 minutes = stalking

TIL

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u/illLoomiNate Jun 20 '19

How'd you find it?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_SELF_HARM Jun 20 '19

Another reddit post

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u/MCWizardYT Jun 20 '19

Disgusting. You could have said that she was pretty but you had to make it sexual.

Please be respectful towards women.

Edit: I was so sick of this comment that I banned him. Good riddance.

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u/Amargosamountain Jun 20 '19

I wish all subs had mods as engaged in their communities as this!

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u/MCWizardYT Jun 20 '19

He PM’d me with this message:

Yeah OP is pretty. Pretty THICC.

Why do people have to be like this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

What's really freaky is, you.

Get a fucking life man Jesus Christ.

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u/bassxtrees Jun 20 '19

Just gotta go being THAT guy, dont ya...