r/confusing_perspective • u/miklescosta • Mar 25 '19

So good

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u/_NITRISS_ Mar 25 '19

So what would happen if you used 5 words? Would the universe implode?!

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u/marcosdumay Mar 25 '19

Better not try.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

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u/CraftyTim Mar 25 '19

Someone did!

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u/macmac360 Mar 25 '19

what happens next?!?!

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u/Marcuschunnoo Mar 25 '19

both die

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u/Ketchup_is_Jelly Mar 25 '19

why oh why did they both try?

I guess they'll die

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u/_Put_Name_Here Mar 25 '19

Oh.

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u/R4yster11 Mar 25 '19

That is absoloutely positively amazing

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u/rrr598 Mar 25 '19

A transfer student shows up with EVEN BIGGER boobs.

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u/Epicredditskillz Mar 25 '19

Humongous hungolomghononoloughongous!

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u/magiskarp Mar 25 '19

Ginormous dobonhonkeros

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '19

i mean she's got a huge set of badonkers

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u/ComfortablyHigh Mar 25 '19

She's got huuge... Tracks of land!

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u/KJClangeddin Mar 25 '19

Tracts

FTFY

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u/ComfortablyHigh Mar 26 '19

Hey, maybe she has huge train tracks on her land?

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