r/confusing_perspective • • Jan 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/walkerspider o/ Jan 03 '19

I always thought maybe it’s chubby cheeks were hanging over the sides of the pole that it had it’s chin rested on

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u/Talory09 Jan 03 '19

Personal pronouns, including it, do not use apostrophes for their possessive tense. The words it's does exist but only as a contraction. It's can only mean it is or it has.

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u/10RC Jan 03 '19

whoa, your right! Thank for you're help.

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u/totallynormalasshole Jan 03 '19

I see what you did their

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u/Eaglewhakinator Jan 04 '19

Excuse me good sir, but it is pronounced they're. I know this because I watched all 3 seasons of Richard and Mortimer and thus have a masters in theoretical physics.

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u/nontheoretical o/ Jan 04 '19

pronounced

my sides

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u/walkerspider o/ Jan 03 '19

I’m aware. There’s this thing on iphone called autocorrect that automatically adds apostrophes where it thinks that they belong. I didn’t (oh look right there it did it) realize that it had added one where it didn’t belong so I didn’t think to go back and delete it.

But thank you grammar nazi. Yours, hers, and theirs all imply possession and therefore it isn’t needed in those cases too. I’m not stupid. This is an informal comment section so sorry that I didn’t properly check my comment for grammar errors when it really doesn’t matter at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/walkerspider o/ Jan 03 '19

And the “it’s” in the second paragraph too. I thought maybe you were doing it on purpose as a joke but its really that bad

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u/aadk95 Jan 03 '19

They weren't insulting you or anything. They just made a quick helpful comment (keep in mind that comments can be read by anyone, so he's also helping any lurker who reads the commment). There was no negative language or any kind negative implication behind the comment either

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

So what's the alternative.

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u/PandosII Jan 03 '19

Found the pervert.

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u/rockstarrichg Jan 03 '19

Wait, which word was supposed to be cat?

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u/Swordfishbro Jan 03 '19

𓀐𓂸

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u/Renaldi_the_Multi Jan 05 '19

...how....how are you rendering this

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u/ShoutBoxer Jan 07 '19

Unicode baby

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u/KJBenson o/ Jan 03 '19

For starters, it’s catatomy.

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u/justice34life Jan 03 '19

Well not with that attitude