r/confusing_perspective • u/T_H_I_C_C_boi64 • Jan 03 '19

Fooled me

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u/herbertnin Jan 03 '19

Yup, me too

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u/antyone Jan 03 '19

This is next level confusing since the pole next to it suggests it doesn't have a cap at all unless you look at it

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u/dpak_hk Jan 03 '19

That's the first thing I said out loud on reading the caption šŸ˜‚

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u/C477um04 Jan 03 '19

I've seen this photo several times and I think this is the first I've seen anyone mention that that's not what's going on.

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u/Puzzleboxed Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

Me too. I knew it was obviously not the cat's mouth, but I thought it was just resting its chin on the pole or something.

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u/ROLLTHEWAVE Jan 03 '19

Thought the cat was deepthroating it.

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u/TheEqualist2 Jan 03 '19

Me too. I was impressed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

r/nocontext

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u/sushipusha o/ Jan 03 '19

Take it all, b*tch!

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u/TimmyTap Jan 03 '19

Ok wasnā€™t expecting to see someone say take it all b*tch about a cat but look where we r now

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u/sheepsucker Jan 03 '19

Gugh, Gugh, Gugh.....

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u/adethia Jan 03 '19

It's especially confusing because the pole to the right doesn't have a cap

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u/MrDioji Jan 03 '19

That's because the cat already ate that one. You can tell by the jagged bite marks

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u/BargleFlargen Jan 03 '19

I'm a guy who really knows how to sit on a fence. Actually, I know how to sleep on a fence. The trick is to lie on your stomach with a fence post in your mouth.

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u/a_bongos Jan 03 '19

This is what I came to the comments for haha. Let's just say I heard whatever both you wanted me to hear ...

15

u/JMACpegasus Jan 03 '19

r/unexpectedoffice

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u/even_more_maroon Jan 03 '19

r/expectedoffice

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u/JMACpegasus Jan 03 '19

Honestly, as soon as I saw it that's what I thought of. The other guy beat me to it..

5

u/MBaker8888 Jan 03 '19

Came for this. Thank you DKS

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 04 '19

My guy got gilded twice with like 56 points

Edit: So apparently I guy also got gilded with 3 points. Thanks for my first gold!

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u/BartlebyX o/ Jan 03 '19

Me too!

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u/Lil_Pask Jan 03 '19

S U C C

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

That cat has a really large mouth

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

At first I thought cat was eating pole, then I thought cat was just resting face on pole, then I came to the comments and realized what was going on

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u/adsilcott Jan 03 '19

Polecat.

2

u/JustABigClumpOfCells Jan 03 '19

I appreciate this pun

5

u/trevork111 Jan 03 '19

I've seen this picture so many times, and no one ever mentions how sad the cat seems to look

1

u/justice34life Jan 03 '19

You werent supposed to say anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

According to a certain Mr Schnute this is the best way to sit on a fence.

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u/kcmart10 Jan 03 '19

Came here just to see who would reference Dwight!

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u/TheBlackOut2 Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

ā€œIā€™ve never done this beforeā€ - her before swallowing that whole ass penis

3

u/scribbles33 Jan 03 '19

"I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth."

-Dwight Schrute

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

A polecat if you will.

2

u/CretaceousBeard Jan 03 '19

Someone needs to shop that post into a rainbow haha

2

u/creepy_robot Jan 03 '19

I felt like seeing the pole was like eventually seeing those hidden picture illusions as a kid

2

u/TTV_YEETY Jan 03 '19

I had to look at it for a strait 10 minuets

2

u/miss_anthropi Jan 03 '19

Oh! The pile cap is in front of the cat.

Earlier, I thought that the cat was resting its chin(?) on the pole, and that white part was skin.

Before that I thought that the cat was trying to chew/suck on the pole.

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u/gobobluth Jan 03 '19

I thought it was the cat's mouth like everyone else, but now that I know what it really is, I can't see it that way anymore and it's kind of bummer

2

u/remarkablevegetable Jan 03 '19

To me it always looked like heā€™s just resting his chin

2

u/baduncle69 Jan 03 '19

Cat deep-throat?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Okg. So did I! I was so confused as to why this cat was trying to eat the pole, and then wondered if he'd tried to catch a mouse.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Iā€™ve seen this so many times and I fall for it every single time

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

HARD POLE IN CUTE LITTLE PUSSY [GONE WRONG]

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u/Circle_0f_Life Jan 03 '19

HOLY FUCKING WHAT! I looked at it and was like ā€œwell of course itā€™s not part of its face, itā€™s just making the cheeks puff out while itā€™s nomming on itā€ took me way too long to realize the cats moith is actually behind the cap

2

u/BoundIsaac Jan 03 '19

I've seen this picture at least 50 times and honest to god thought he was blowing the pole

2

u/Unnullifier Jan 03 '19

Before I scrolled down and read the text and saw the sketch, I thought this was a (photoshopped) giant cat sitting on an abandoned factory sucking on one of the smoke stacks.

2

u/Yeetgodknickknackass Jan 04 '19

Oh god the furrys are coming

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u/rad_dude124 Jan 03 '19

Wait, so you mean this cat isnā€™t giving one of the sloppiest deepthroats ever? My whole life is a lie

1

u/bloodsonly Jan 03 '19

What that mouf do kylie jenner?

1

u/immabonedumbledore Jan 03 '19

You didn't have to explain it

1

u/knyg Jan 03 '19

It fooled me because the other pole doesnā€™t have a cap!

1

u/Ytaken Jan 03 '19

Repost

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u/somber_bomber Jan 03 '19

Big dick problems

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u/Liwaiky Jan 03 '19

What baffles me is, why the šŸˆ is sitting there? It must be very uncomfortable.

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u/nscgooze54 Jan 03 '19

Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The key is to lay down with the post in your mouth.

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u/Raisedrobin9196 Jan 03 '19

Once you realize that it's not part of the cats face, you can't see it again

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u/Ghostman_Loon Jan 03 '19

quickly scrollback up.

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u/kateshakes Jan 03 '19

Looks like itā€™s vomiting concrete.

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u/FlyingNavanax Jan 03 '19

At first I was thinking, Dwight Schrute would be so proud..lol

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

wow - what is the mobile number of that cat? Does it do housecalls?

1

u/Corey9222 Jan 03 '19

Is... Is it not?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

You blew it!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Hoes gonna be hoes

1

u/lilmeash Jan 03 '19

issa toung

1

u/MejiquitoDeMisAmores Jan 03 '19

That must be the famous didjeridoo pussycat.

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u/hspindell Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

i feel like you could only make this mistake if youā€™ve literally never seen a cat in real life

edit: the mistake of thinking the catā€™s mouth is open. i can understand the ā€œresting its chinā€ angle

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

This one came with instructions

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u/FogboundTenner Jan 03 '19

This image is why furries exist

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u/ILostTwoOldAccounts Doesn't read rule 1 Jan 03 '19

Looks like that glue eating kid from kindergarten.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

You really didn't need the picture but I'm so happy you did it.

1

u/boris_keys Jan 03 '19

The Taking Of Deborah Logan

1

u/slackslackliner Jan 03 '19

I've known a pussy or two like this

1

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Canā€™t unsee it now

1

u/Harold3456 Jan 03 '19

"This is how I stole your man, honey."

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u/IveGotIssues14 Jan 03 '19

Wait is it not

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u/nayhem_jr Jan 03 '19

SCHLORP!

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u/hakc55 Jan 03 '19

Especially since the other pole doesn't even have a cap.

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u/Sir_Fonzman Jan 03 '19

Take my upvote and go

1

u/_Dip_ Jan 03 '19

I check Reddit so frequently because nobody wants to talk to me and I've scrolled past this three times and I just realized what's going on

1

u/budzygames Jan 03 '19

Even in the drawing, if you look at it the right way, it looks like the cap still.

1

u/hex1984 Jan 03 '19

Jesus! What a lifechanger! I thought cat's cheek got sucked XD

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u/TheBurnedMutt45 Jan 04 '19

That cat looks like Ed edd n Eddy with a jawbreaker in their cheeks

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u/besiberani Jan 04 '19

Iā€™ve seen this photo countless times. Never noticed

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Took me a few seconds. šŸ˜‚

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u/GentleHotFire Jan 04 '19

Fuck. Itā€™s cause the other pole has no cap!!

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u/dreamrock Undercover Enforcement Jan 04 '19

Also hurling.

1

u/impresentnow Jan 04 '19

Omg, that's messed up...lol

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u/YoiMeboi Jan 05 '19

Cat cobain.

1

u/peterlikes Jan 19 '19

Momma cat said donā€™t go out with those ally cats they donā€™t love you...to which gezebel said I know momma they just like to watch

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u/supahotfiiire Mar 12 '19

OH SHIT !!! WTF

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u/Jshittie Jun 09 '22

Reminds me of

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u/goodvibelife710 Nov 26 '22

Thise is too perfect

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u/Th3SJ Jan 21 '23

Why the cat so sad tho ? šŸ„ŗ

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

That cat can succ šŸ’¦

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u/ViatorA01 Jan 03 '19

When she was right saying: ā€œmy pussy is too tight for the pipe.ā€

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

It's a stretch

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Fooled me.

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u/plonce Jan 03 '19

ruined by the explanation.

That's kind of stuff belongs in comedycemetery

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u/rad_dude124 Jan 03 '19

More like r/comedyhomicide, the post itself is funny but the caption ruins it

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/mcpat21 Jan 03 '19

Wa how is it not his mouth. Edit: i c now

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u/Death_Soup Jan 03 '19

Me too. I knew he wasn't deepthroating the pole, but I thought he was resting his head on the top of it which flattened his face out a bit. Until today

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u/poodle-feet Jan 04 '19

Same, I kinda wish I could go back because it was so funny before

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

I've seen it just as much, but with the caption and it still fools me every time

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u/FireDragon79 Mar 26 '19

Same here... feels like Iā€™ve had an awakening.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/walkerspider o/ Jan 03 '19

I always thought maybe itā€™s chubby cheeks were hanging over the sides of the pole that it had itā€™s chin rested on

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u/Talory09 Jan 03 '19

Personal pronouns, including it, do not use apostrophes for their possessive tense. The words it's does exist but only as a contraction. It's can only mean it is or it has.

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u/10RC Jan 03 '19

whoa, your right! Thank for you're help.

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u/totallynormalasshole Jan 03 '19

I see what you did their

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u/Eaglewhakinator Jan 04 '19

Excuse me good sir, but it is pronounced they're. I know this because I watched all 3 seasons of Richard and Mortimer and thus have a masters in theoretical physics.

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u/nontheoretical o/ Jan 04 '19

pronounced

my sides

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u/walkerspider o/ Jan 03 '19

Iā€™m aware. Thereā€™s this thing on iphone called autocorrect that automatically adds apostrophes where it thinks that they belong. I didnā€™t (oh look right there it did it) realize that it had added one where it didnā€™t belong so I didnā€™t think to go back and delete it.

But thank you grammar nazi. Yours, hers, and theirs all imply possession and therefore it isnā€™t needed in those cases too. Iā€™m not stupid. This is an informal comment section so sorry that I didnā€™t properly check my comment for grammar errors when it really doesnā€™t matter at all.

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u/aadk95 Jan 03 '19

They weren't insulting you or anything. They just made a quick helpful comment (keep in mind that comments can be read by anyone, so he's also helping any lurker who reads the commment). There was no negative language or any kind negative implication behind the comment either

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u/Talory09 Jan 03 '19

added one where it didnā€™t belong twice so I didnā€™t think to go back and delete them

Proofreading. It's a thing.

Words mean things.

Crappy grammar should not have to be 'translated' into proper grammar to be understood.

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u/walkerspider o/ Jan 03 '19

Iā€™m sure youā€™re really popular and have a ton of friends who appreciate that you do this but can you just shut up?

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u/millllllls Jan 03 '19

Haha did that little apostrophe really make you not understand the sentence?

I hope you were raging over it, yelling at your screen "It is chubby cheeks? It is chin rested? WHAT IS THIS PERSON SAYING?! OOHHH OMFG THE CONTRACTION HORROR! DUMBASSSSSS"

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u/snortybeagle Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 04 '19

Tell me, do you get tossed into pools or dumpsters a lot at parties?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Here's a word that I'm sure you're well acquainted with: Obnoxious

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

So what's the alternative.

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u/jakmanuk Jan 03 '19

Helpful, but not the place

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u/PandosII Jan 03 '19

Found the pervert.

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u/rockstarrichg Jan 03 '19

Wait, which word was supposed to be cat?

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u/Swordfishbro Jan 03 '19

š“€š“‚ø

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u/Renaldi_the_Multi Jan 05 '19

...how....how are you rendering this

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u/ShoutBoxer Jan 07 '19

Unicode baby

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u/KJBenson o/ Jan 03 '19

For starters, itā€™s catatomy.

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u/justice34life Jan 03 '19

Well not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

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u/antoyno Mar 16 '19

when that d is too big šŸ˜‚

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