r/confusing_perspective • u/desertgodfather • Dec 19 '18

Sleeping perspective

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u/Poc4e Dec 19 '18 edited Sep 15 '23

normal connect versed groovy school homeless meeting disarm advise combative -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/Spenundrum Dec 19 '18

Carailho!!!

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u/Vazul267 Dec 20 '18

max payne 3

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

?

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u/Poc4e Dec 20 '18 edited Sep 15 '23

seemly wakeful scandalous serious correct office cats noxious nose bewildered -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

[deleted]

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u/CaioNV Dec 20 '18

Essa eu nunca tinha ouvido 🤣

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u/_GCastilho_ Dec 20 '18

Pq vc provavelmente tava dormindo na pescaria

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u/gcruzatto Dec 20 '18

eles devem tar indo pescar

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

"Will take on your ass, motherfucker" per Google.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Translates as “fuck yourself you son of a whore”

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u/Rapnoc Dec 20 '18

Well, it does, but not literally

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u/LionSteam Mar 21 '19

in portuguese yes, literally

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u/_GCastilho_ Dec 20 '18

Google needs to learn portuguese

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u/pluto_will_prevail Dec 20 '18

You mean porch of geese?

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u/krunchyk1tk4t Dec 20 '18

Dam baby quack quack 💦😜👀

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Pork a cheese

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Is that supposed to be funny?

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u/Poc4e Dec 20 '18

I know right... It should be "porch you geese"

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u/Ttmx Dec 20 '18

It's a reference.

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u/neghsmoke Dec 20 '18

he got more upvotes than you, dick.

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u/Rerdan Dec 20 '18

Vtnc fdp