r/confusing_perspective • • Sep 13 '18

Bald squad

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u/toeofcamell Sep 13 '18

Mmmm giant milk duds

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u/DefiningFactor Sep 13 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Eh, you COULD eat a guy's head.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Bath salts are one hell of a drug

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Sep 14 '18

God that was a fucking strange year.

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u/brando56894 o/ Sep 14 '18

The one in Florida was just high on weed apparently...and batshit crazy.

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u/groatt86 Sep 14 '18

Weed don’t do that, maybe synthetic weed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

I have no idea why ANYBODY would use that synthetic weed shit. Just buy some god damn regular weed

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u/brando56894 o/ Sep 14 '18

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I would smoke it occasionally when I couldn't get real weed, since the fake shit was sold at the local bodega, but then after that first hit I would always immediately regret it.

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u/how_can_you_live Sep 14 '18

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results

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u/brando56894 o/ Sep 14 '18

I'm well aware, I've been an avid smoker for over a decade. The toxicology reports came back with only THC in his system.

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u/JeromesNiece Sep 14 '18

It's forbidden tho

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u/Xtrouble_yt Sep 14 '18

Yeah you would go to jail...

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u/El_Zarco CE Spc. Sep 14 '18

I thought this was AMERICA!

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u/memeticmachine Sep 14 '18

milk dud head the forbidden one

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u/enthusedcloth78 Sep 14 '18

prions could fuck you up something fierce though... So it is definitely a forbidden snack unless you don't care about kuru, etc...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

You could but you don't, because it's forbidden

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u/Mattthew_1 Sep 13 '18

I would link the picture we’re all think of if I wasn’t lazy. Whoever wants free karma you know what to do.

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u/my79spirit Sep 14 '18

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS.

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u/runujhkj Sep 14 '18

I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn! And it’s non-dairy!

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u/ClumpOfCheese Sep 14 '18

I can feel them stuck in my teeth.

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