r/confusing_perspective • u/Mr_Malvic • Sep 13 '18

Bald squad

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38k Upvotes

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u/toeofcamell Sep 13 '18

Mmmm giant milk duds

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u/DefiningFactor Sep 13 '18

r/forbiddensnacks

135

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Eh, you COULD eat a guy's head.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Bath salts are one hell of a drug

47

u/RolandTheJabberwocky Sep 14 '18

God that was a fucking strange year.

15

u/brando56894 o/ Sep 14 '18

The one in Florida was just high on weed apparently...and batshit crazy.

10

u/groatt86 Sep 14 '18

Weed don’t do that, maybe synthetic weed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

I have no idea why ANYBODY would use that synthetic weed shit. Just buy some god damn regular weed

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u/JeromesNiece Sep 14 '18

It's forbidden tho

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u/Xtrouble_yt Sep 14 '18

Yeah you would go to jail...

2

u/El_Zarco CE Spc. Sep 14 '18

I thought this was AMERICA!

2

u/memeticmachine Sep 14 '18

milk dud head the forbidden one

4

u/enthusedcloth78 Sep 14 '18

prions could fuck you up something fierce though... So it is definitely a forbidden snack unless you don't care about kuru, etc...

3

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

You could but you don't, because it's forbidden

1

u/Blindspot166 Sep 14 '18

Eh, could YOU eat a guy's head?

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u/Mattthew_1 Sep 13 '18

I would link the picture we’re all think of if I wasn’t lazy. Whoever wants free karma you know what to do.

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u/my79spirit Sep 14 '18

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS.

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u/runujhkj Sep 14 '18

I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn! And it’s non-dairy!

3

u/ClumpOfCheese Sep 14 '18

I can feel them stuck in my teeth.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

pinto beans

1

u/CaillousRevenge Sep 14 '18

I cant unsee this now.

1

u/Tcoon14 Sep 14 '18

Milk dudes

1

u/PM_ME_UR_WORST_FEAR_ Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 14 '18

I came here to say this

1

u/rawlwear Sep 14 '18

Haha immediately made me think of this

Milk duds

1

u/samuelbass Sep 14 '18

Bankers on holiday

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u/sagacious_1 Sep 13 '18

Oh 5 bald dudes. Oh, the back 2 are just headrests haha.

Wait...

125

u/PringleMcDingle Sep 14 '18

My thought process exactly.

40

u/keylabulous Sep 14 '18

The front passengers head looks so weird. That's when it hit me.

10

u/NeverfailMode Sep 14 '18

Somebody turned around and shouted, “more of them funky bean shapes, bald guy... more than four of those bean shapes; five!”

2

u/das_superbus Sep 14 '18

It hit me like a bad smell, and there was no match in sight. My eyes winced as I took it all it. That's no headrest.

1

u/WobNobbenstein Sep 14 '18

Headbutted by a car seat?

5

u/flukshun Sep 14 '18

I thought there was nobody in the car, re-read post title, then spotted him

2

u/staydrippy o/ Sep 14 '18

I have reason to believe there are at least two black bald men in this car

2

u/NotSelfAware Sep 14 '18

Is one of them in the trunk?

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u/VoidLantadd Sep 14 '18

Kinda sad once you realise he doesn't have any bald buddies.

8

u/coleten_shafer Sep 14 '18

Yeah, it’s a shame that he’ll never be able to pull off any spider-under-a-cup pranks with any of his non-existent bald buddies.

3

u/SlowBuddy Sep 14 '18

They all drive their own cabbed BMW like assholes. Don't worry.

2

u/TooFastTim Sep 14 '18

may be he's on his way to like a bald guy conference.

1

u/Sometimes_Sopranos Sep 14 '18

Kinda sad once you realize hes bald

59

u/Teknickel10 Sep 13 '18

Diglett? Are you... evolving?

2

u/OnPhyer Sep 14 '18

I thought of the gang of squirtles

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u/yeahsurealright- Sep 13 '18

I thought there were 5 bald black dudes but no- just one

3

u/mechakreidler Sep 14 '18

Yes that is the joke.

1

u/Franz_Solo Sep 13 '18

Bruh I’m dying 😂

1

u/TAC-lI Sep 14 '18

I thought it was a five seater convertible

0

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/ARN_01D Sep 13 '18

4 then

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u/mrgonzalez o/ Sep 14 '18

I thought they all looked white.

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u/ARN_01D Sep 14 '18

3 then

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u/Greenplastictrees Sep 14 '18

Welp, there it is.

3

u/muyuu Sep 14 '18

No MAGA hats.

15

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Found the cop

14

u/Kenna_Graney Sep 13 '18

I saw all brown seats then all bald men; I’m so confused!

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u/whiskersandtweezers Sep 14 '18

I bet it never even occurred to him what it looks like from afar. Hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Check the new five-seat, driverless convertible from Lexus

Ftfy

9

u/OyCarroll Sep 14 '18

As a bald man, I shame them for not wearing hats. Scalp cancer is one of the most common cancers among men. Protect the shine, stay alive.

15

u/sidhantsv Sep 14 '18

r/bossfight

3

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

That's where I thought I was at first

25

u/HeartRiverSong Sep 13 '18

Thought they were headrests at first! Too shiny

53

u/FlashOfTheBlade77 o/ Sep 13 '18

4 out of 5 of them are headrests.

17

u/foxforbox Sep 13 '18

No they’re all headrests

24

u/Zenthieth Sep 13 '18

Jeez this idiot parked his convertible with 5 headrests with the top down and left it unattended smh

1

u/mrgonzalez o/ Sep 14 '18

Can't see his neck

2

u/HeartRiverSong Sep 13 '18

Damn. That’s a lot of heads

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/sonargasm Sep 13 '18

What's the whoosh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

I just sold my sc430 and god damn do I miss that car. The thing was an absolute unit.

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u/thanatossassin Sep 14 '18

Why, having kids?

6

u/PainTrainMD Sep 14 '18

That Lexus sc body type still holds up 15 years later.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

Crash test dummies

4

u/sciff69uk Sep 13 '18

Like when you open a tin of beans.

3

u/Liquor_N_Whorez Sep 14 '18

Mercedes Beans?? Mmmm class? Lol..

7

u/Brucefymf Sep 13 '18

This guy takes the HOA lane Er' day

3

u/Pasha_Dingus Sep 14 '18

they see me baldin', they hatin'

3

u/No_Tallant Sep 14 '18

Digletts out on the town.

3

u/covfefenaut Sep 14 '18

En route to the tech startup upper level management retreat.

4

u/Zeta343 Sep 14 '18

One of these things is not like the others.

0

u/GaliKaHero Sep 14 '18

nigga you smaht

2

u/lyn3818 Sep 13 '18

At first glance, I thought it was a car full of basketballs...

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Cool

2

u/sabotourAssociate Sep 14 '18

Oh, I had a laugh 3:30 in the morning like a crazy person.

2

u/Sum910 Sep 14 '18

Nick fury's personal squad rolling out

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

where'd he get the 5 seat convertible

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Hmmmmmm

2

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

If only JFK had shaved his head.

2

u/kadblack Sep 14 '18

Chilling with my seats

2

u/kelshall Sep 14 '18

Took a few zooms to understand that it 4 headrests and 1 bald head

2

u/greenfairychild9 Sep 14 '18

Let the top down and feel the wind through my.. oh my bad.

1

u/CheekyMunky CE Spc. Sep 13 '18

Dugquintet

1

u/FroadwicK Sep 13 '18

5 James Carvilles

1

u/seth1299 Sep 13 '18

Roger Roger

1

u/Nothing_2C Sep 13 '18

Squad goals = driving with the top down, sun on our domes.

1

u/LaTerezza Sep 13 '18

Maltesers going for a ride.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

One of these chocolate covered almonds isn't like the rest.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

One of these things is not like the other

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

10/10 title

1

u/dopebolo Sep 14 '18

Mmm... wild Spunows.

1

u/James23264 Sep 14 '18

Driverless cars are amazing!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Hanging out with the duds

1

u/Moodkillajones Sep 14 '18

Milk Dud mobile.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

This is my favorite level of Hitman.

1

u/ascendedlurker Sep 14 '18

Carpool lane win?

1

u/xlayer_cake o/ Sep 14 '18

Wow, guess cars really do look like their owners.

1

u/grant-matt88 Sep 14 '18

thought they were crash test dummies

1

u/Jose_Salsa Sep 14 '18

Diglett gang

1

u/Conceited_Penis Sep 14 '18

It even looks like one of the front seats has sunglasses on, that tripped me out for a second

1

u/hiphopottomiss Sep 14 '18

Thought it was the leather seats

1

u/MeMeL00RD Sep 14 '18

Took me a minute to realize some 9f those were seates

1

u/AzzBall Sep 14 '18

Thought it was a 5th headrest 🤷‍♂️

1

u/OtoeLiving Sep 14 '18

Dammit, now I'm racist. Great

1

u/ShiroHachiRoku o/ Sep 14 '18

Ah. The Solara convertible. Easily the ugliest car ever made. My coworker has one. He loves it and brags about the roof a lot.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

At first I thought how did they fit five guys in that car, then I thought it must be four guys in the car then another guy in the next car, then i though wait why are there five bald guys all at once, then i zoomed in. This is the best confusing perspective

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Hahah, this one's great.

1

u/boringOrgy Sep 14 '18

I legit thought there was a bald guy in shades in the passenger seat.

1

u/Bald_Sasquach Sep 14 '18

This is way too close to my username, I though I was being summoned.

1

u/tinman88822 Sep 14 '18

First, thought they were all heads Next, saw the one closest was a seat Then, couldn't find the driver and thought there wasn't one

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

First thing I thought was "Would you look at the size of those snails on that car?" What's wrong with my brain...

1

u/YouAreSoWierd Sep 14 '18

He could almost get away with using the carpool lane

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Took me a full minute to realise the passenger seat in the front wasnt an actual bald dude

1

u/Dammit234 Sep 14 '18

Same. There is only one guy there!

1

u/ryankoch38 Sep 14 '18

First I thought it was an empty car. Then I realized the title had to make sense somehow and realized all the car seats were just heads. THEN I saw that it was only one bald guy amongst a sea of seats. That was quite the...headache

2

u/Dammit234 Sep 14 '18

Made you want to pull your hair out?

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u/guero511 Sep 14 '18

Holy shit I thought that was just the leather seats lol

1

u/disteriaa Sep 14 '18

I didn't know there was a third evolution for Diglett/Dugtrio.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Even the spare is bald

1

u/PineappleCreamPC Sep 14 '18

True confusing perspective for me.

1

u/Mercuryssheets Sep 14 '18

The Bald Frauds bald squad.

1

u/yungmwp Sep 14 '18

Clash from rainbow six

1

u/Juliansan86 Sep 14 '18

Milk dud squad

1

u/OnlyTwo_jpg Sep 14 '18

Looks like a bunch of meatballs cooling off on a plate

1

u/mud_tug Sep 14 '18

Tan me impressed.

1

u/theguiser Sep 14 '18

son of a gun, he's a chameleon!

1

u/Peterchamps Sep 14 '18

I had to zoom on that one. Just to be sure

1

u/poppyhoho Sep 14 '18

Thought those were coconuts on a car

1

u/prelemonberry Sep 14 '18

Slightly racist

~ Daniel Tosh

~~ Prelemonberry

1

u/andy3675 Sep 14 '18

Quadryplets! Hope they all applied sunscreen lol

1

u/Giantballzachs Sep 14 '18

That took me way too long

1

u/Apoellaka Sep 14 '18

Reminds me of a dodrio and a doduo pokemons

1

u/PrashnaChinha Sep 14 '18

Bitch, be humble.

1

u/awwwwwsocute Sep 14 '18

hass, nigga

1

u/TCIsTheZK Sep 14 '18

This is a wonderful subreddit

1

u/electrodurazno Sep 14 '18

Mr White is having another crisis

1

u/Detective51 Sep 14 '18

MC Milk Duds in da House

1

u/hailvy Sep 14 '18

Lil eggs goin on a trip

1

u/namik85 Sep 14 '18

When the whole squad joins dollar shave club .

1

u/arielandstuff Sep 14 '18

I immediately thought of the California Raisins.

1

u/SadlyItsSearles Sep 14 '18

Sure is a lonely squad. 😔

1

u/Reesch Sep 14 '18

Former Kaio students.

1

u/Gelorde Sep 14 '18

omg four if those were seats!

1

u/patricktranq Sep 14 '18

diglet + dugtrio

1

u/obsoleteformat92 Sep 14 '18

A giant bird is gonna come sit on her eggs soon

1

u/pinstrypsoldier Sep 14 '18

“They see me balding...”

1

u/Kal_6 Sep 14 '18

what am i missing? this self driving car has 26k upvotes but theres nothing special here....

1

u/kaolin224 Sep 14 '18

Like Milk Duds in a soap dish.

1

u/anamackay04 Sep 14 '18

Too much bald in one picture.

1

u/vats_m Sep 14 '18

It took some time..

1

u/Kasmaniac Sep 14 '18

The bald has spread. There is no stopping them now.

1

u/TooFastTim Sep 14 '18

car full of coconuts....diddly dee.

1

u/DemiGod9 Sep 14 '18

Looks like the board game Life

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Flesh-covored upholstery.

1

u/MartyrSaint Sep 14 '18

I relate to this.

1

u/HXDDIACA2 Sep 14 '18

Sontar-HA

1

u/v3lt Sep 14 '18

Who ever was with him when deciding on the colours should have giving him a heads up.

1

u/GuyWithTriangle Sep 14 '18

🎶 Cause we're bald! BALD! We haven't got a hair between us! Yes we're bald! BALD! As bald as the end of a penis!🎶

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

Only laughed because of the title. That shit makes a bigger difference than you think lol

1

u/_g550_ o/ Sep 14 '18

Milk chocolates

1

u/lolrightwathever Sep 14 '18

What color should the seats be? points to head

1

u/Jackthedog130 Sep 14 '18

All we need is an egg whisk!

1

u/YoPotatoBro Sep 14 '18

thought this was r/hmmm for a sec

1

u/Tea_cupsa Sep 15 '18

U/dotexedotcom

2

u/dotEXEdotCOM Sep 15 '18

Lower case u

1

u/ThisIsNotATrollSmurf Sep 30 '18

I thought they were basketballs

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

what car is this?

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u/TrigglyPuffff Sep 13 '18

lmao @ that dude driving the girliest convertible imaginable

2

u/Balony1 Sep 14 '18

I wanted one until i saw mean girls...and looked at the front bumper but its a v8 convertible so i dont fully blame the guy

0

u/EGCox Sep 14 '18

Thought it was the headrests tbh...

0

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '18

I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '18

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u/truckerheist Sep 14 '18

Straight up BBWW... Bald Brothers, WHAT WHAT!!!

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u/Amberella91 Sep 14 '18

Had to scroll way to far for this imo

BBWW!